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You ever wonder what makes me tick? No? Okay, forget it then. Once when I was four I was wearing a pantsuit with hood (yeah my Mom hated me) and I had been going through a pooping outdoors phase. One particular logsome time I hunkered down on the side yard, assumed position and let my poopie do its thing...and doink...right into the hood.

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Phil Hartman. The greatest comic actor ever. Period.

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I just had a vasectomy done and so I surfed the "internet" to find some "answers". Look at what this retard had to say. For those who had a vasectomy: how long did you wait to masturbate or have sex ...
Posted by on Mon, 05 Jan 2009 16:19:00 GMT

the 60s

Sometimes I think I was born too late. This song is so great. Black chicks singing in melody just for me.    
Posted by on Sun, 09 Nov 2008 23:39:00 GMT

For my Dad and his grandchildren

lay your head next to mine and we'll sleep one good sleep tonight.fall asleep, love, to forget or to dream ... fall asleep to leave this world behind.and i wish for you, friend, to lie down in peace a...
Posted by on Fri, 31 Oct 2008 03:08:00 GMT

Help Wanted

Looking for gay Jewish men! Requirements are: Must be in great shape, proficient in martial arts, physically imposing...but gayer than fuck! Job description: To antagonize, enforce, pummel and general...
Posted by on Thu, 16 Oct 2008 21:24:00 GMT

Before you hate me...let me hate you

  ..TR> ..TR>   Okay, so a few weeks ago I'm out to dinner with my wife and kids and my brother in-law and his wife. I'm sitting there...my kids are laughing and happy...we're al...
Posted by on Thu, 16 Oct 2008 03:58:00 GMT

A perfect career

I'm not one to fawn and gush over celebs. But the passing of Paul Newman took me by suprise. I always admired him. He was manly with out being macho, confident without being arrogant, kind without bei...
Posted by on Tue, 30 Sep 2008 02:55:00 GMT

Las Vegas

Right before we moved to Las Vegas in 2004, I had to interview for a job there. That day, I drove from Orange County to Vegas for an early interview with my future boss. The interview went so we...
Posted by on Mon, 22 Sep 2008 02:06:00 GMT

New complaint

Okay, now that the power is back on in the majority of the city of Louisville. My next gripe is when are we going to have little personal sized helicopters for getting around in?
Posted by on Mon, 22 Sep 2008 02:04:00 GMT

Scooby Doo

Wouldn't it be great if life were really like Scooby Doo and politicians and business leaders were completely involved in fraud, scams and kickbacks while wearing elaborate monster, alien and gh...
Posted by on Fri, 15 Aug 2008 13:06:00 GMT

It’s Baby Time

Sydney Thomas May Scaglione was born on 5-28-08 at 12:24 EST. She was 9 lbs and 22 inches long. Mommy had her naturally without drugs. Mommy did amazingly. Sydney is beautiful. She looks ver...
Posted by on Wed, 28 May 2008 20:01:00 GMT