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Desi

Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't

About Me

I like to keep the bullshit and the drama to minimum, just no time for it. I work hard, play hard and sleep like a baby after. I try to avoid stress but it usually finds me cuz my kids always know where I'm hiding...I have two cats and I don't like either one, yet I continue to feed them...I'm pretty even tempered and well mannered (...in public, at home I can burp like a champ) I'm good at my job even tho I'm suffering from burnout...I hate vanilla pudding, the smell of popcorn and empty ice trays…I love peanut butter on my waffles, good sex and expensive sheets...my laundry is never "done" and my house is usually a mess...I'm creative with startlingly little talent…I have a big ass, my toes are always painted red and I may suck at video games but I can kick Jennifer’s ass at Ms Pac-Man…I tend to procrastinate and I’m perpetually late…thoughtful, attentive and brutally honest (so if you don’t REALLY want to know, don’t ask)….In general I have a good taste, a great sense of humor and my friends think I’m really funny…except the ones that like my cats.

My Interests

The End Of Heartache - Killswitch Engage
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I'd like to meet:

In loving memory... Coty Comstock
May 1,1990 - Nov. 2,2006

♥ gone much too soon ♥

Music:

I like it all from; Billie Holiday, Annie Lennox, Mudvayne, Bob Marley, Godsmack, Brian Setzer Orchestra, Pantera, Sade, Enigma, Mary J Blige, to Killswitch Engage, Marvin Gaye, Foo Fighters, Rage Against the Machine and Concrete Blonde.

Movies:

Snatch, Fight Club, American Beauty, Resivoir Dogs, A Beautiful Mind I could just keep going....

Television:

Don't watch it but it has amazing mind control power over my children...though I gotta admit, Jen and I have a thing for all the bald boys on Prison Break.

Books:

I'll read anything that's not tied down but don't try passing off a romance novel as a book, cuz it's not.
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Desiree
Birthday: March,1st
Birthplace: FL
Current Location: Zephyrhills
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Reddish brown
Height: 5'11
Right Handed or Left Handed: Righty (but the left has hidden talents)
Your Heritage: my mom screwed my dad (does that count?)
The Shoes You Wore Today: guinness flip flops
Your Weakness: tall boys and big girls
Your Fears: ...you don't really want to know that do ya?
Your Perfect Pizza: spinach & feta cheese
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: take a couple pounds off my ass
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: a/s/l (I'm joking)
Thoughts First Waking Up: damn it's 2pm already?
Your Best Physical Feature: depends on who you ask
Your Bedtime: in the am
Your Most Missed Memory:
Pepsi or Coke: Mt Dew Code Red
MacDonalds or Burger King: Wendys
Single or Group Dates: both
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Lipton
Chocolate or Vanilla: mixed...
Cappuccino or Coffee: coffee
Do you Smoke: sometimes
Do you Swear: abso-fucking-lutely
Do you Sing: badly
Do you Shower Daily: umm yes, don't you?
Have you Been in Love: twice but I wont hold it against all mankind cuz he was a mutherfucker
Do you want to go to College: there now
Do you want to get Married: no, I like live'n in sin
Do you belive in yourself: yes
Do you get Motion Sickness: not even a little bit
Do you think you are Attractive: yes
Are you a Health Freak: I think not
Do you get along with your Parents: the one that matters
Do you like Thunderstorms: yes
Do you play an Instrument: play or play with?
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: yes
In the past month have you Smoked: yes
In the past month have you been on Drugs: I plead the 5th
In the past month have you gone on a Date: yep
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: yes
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: nope, just the middles
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: eeewwww
In the past month have you been on Stage: no
In the past month have you been Dumped: no
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: only in my tub
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: yep a set of restraints from work
Ever been Drunk: yes
Ever been called a Tease: ...I'm thinking
Ever been Beaten up: up yes... beaten down? never
Ever Shoplifted: yes...but I was like 9
How do you want to Die: quickly
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: not my parents
What country would you most like to Visit: I already went
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: dark, but there was this one blue eyed boy...
Favourite Hair Color: dark
Short or Long Hair: short/bald
Height: tall as me
Weight: I like 'em thick
Best Clothing Style: casual
Number of Drugs I have taken: yeah I'm gonna put that out there for my kids to see...
Number of CDs I own: not enough
Number of Piercings: 4 if ears dont count
Number of Tattoos: 2
Number of things in my Past I Regret: a few...and they know who they are
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Heroes:

oh and Jennifer?..my Batman will kick your Spidermans ass anyday. And does The Maxx count as a hero? yes I think he does....

My Blog

Drama Darron & Jen style

Drama... I try to stay clear of it, simply have better thngs to do with my life. However, from time to time it finds me anyhow.  It began when I accepted a friends request from my ex.  (you ...
Posted by Desi on Tue, 22 Jan 2008 08:57:00 PST

The nature of a blog...

The nature of a blog& many use it as an extension of ones profile or merely an online diary. Some purging their current emotional dilemma, others as a stage for their political views, musings on the s...
Posted by Desi on Sat, 21 Oct 2006 10:29:00 PST

4:30

TV, having no real appeal at 4:30 in the morning and discovering there isn't a book in the house that I haven't read twice, I turn to the internet. Yeah, I know, big shock there huh? How I stumble acr...
Posted by Desi on Sat, 14 Oct 2006 02:19:00 PST

...after the rain

It seems its been raining forever, or for at least a year or more... so much so you fail to even notice the gray... Its intangible; it goes on unnoticed and unchecked, leaving everything vaguely defin...
Posted by Desi on Sat, 03 Jun 2006 02:54:00 PST

The "Nice guy" rant going around

          Ive read this nice guy rant a few times, a few different places, and while I empathize with the nice guy who finds himself in this situation, I a...
Posted by Desi on Tue, 16 May 2006 01:43:00 PST

An Ex

I've recently found that "exes" are such for a damn good fucking reason...despite the familiarity, the chemistry, the fact you don't have to train them, and please...let's not forget the bonus of a gr...
Posted by Desi on Tue, 07 Mar 2006 06:49:00 PST

...2 the friends of E & E

so in case you guys are wondering whatever happened to those demon hell spawn I call my own, I've locked them in the basement until I decide it's time for me to move on up to the old farts home...wher...
Posted by Desi on Sat, 18 Feb 2006 08:29:00 PST