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JR Baartman

I wish my grass was emo, so it would cut itself

About Me

I'm just another homeboy on myspace looking for fame and fortune. I'm 5'10", and 195 pounds. I have 2 best friends, Joe and Mariah... they rock. I love laughing and having fun. I love life, except when it sucks. I'm highly opinionated and brutally honest...

Keith Primeau
You are the feared Keith Primeau of the Broad Street Bullies. You are one of the toughest and hardest hitting bully of them all. You can hit like there is no tommorow and you also pack a punch when the gloves are dropped. You are an extraordinary leader and you can pull some tricks out of your ass when needed.
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What type of hockey player are you?
Grinder
You work hard for what you want. You have no problem throwing the body around. You will push and push untill there is nothing more to push or the puck ends up in the net.

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My Interests

Music, Hockey, Football, Acting, Making Money, Singing, Laughing, Partying, Talking, Learning, Dancing.

I'd like to meet:

*****************Adam Sandler and Jesus.... then Patty Wetterling. So Jesus and I could team up and beat the shit out of her.

Music:

I'd get carpal tunnel writing all the bands I like. I Love music. Anything but polka...and thats NOT considering rap as music. Rap is noise, don't even get me started. Pick out any other band and they probably have some good songs.

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Movies:

All. Comedy, Horror, Action. In that order. img src="http://pic.piczo.com/img/i4527371_85841_2.gif"

Television:

The Colbert Report. Mad TV. Stand-up Comedy. Wild Hockey. Vikings Football. I also enjoy developmental programs for infants. img src="http://mi7.bpcdn.us/carmelaladie/sb.gif" border=0

Books:

Mainstreet. The Bible. Not in that order.

Heroes:

My Dad for always being there.
What Is Your Best Sexual Skill?
Name:
Age:
Sex:
Sexuality:
Flirting Skill Level - 80%

Kissing Skill Level - 62%

Cudding Skill Level - 90%

Sex Skill Level - 1%

Why They Love You You know how to push their buttons.
Why They Hate You You get tongue-tied when they ask you to talk dirty to them.

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My Blog

Things I Hate (Part One)

Everybody's seen the Bachelor. You can't tell me that it's possible to pick a reasonable wife from a group of 25 supermodels.  It just doesn't happen.  This is the most retarded show of all ...
Posted by JR Baartman on Tue, 31 Jan 2006 08:41:00 PST