Work consists of whatever a body is obliged to do. Play consists of whatever a body is not obliged to do. -Mark Twain-When angry count four; when very angry, swear. -Mark Twain-After a few months in my parents' basement, I took an apartment near the state university, where I discovered both crystal methamphetamine and conceptual art. Either one of these things are dangerous, but in combination they have the potential to destroy entire civilizations. -David Sedaris-Man is the only kind of varmint sets his own trap, baits it, then steps in it. -John Steinbeck-Where does discontent start? You are warm enough, but you shiver. You are fed, yet hunger gnaws you. You have been loved, but your yearning wanders in new fields. And to prod all these there's time, the Bastard Time. -Steinbeck-