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amazon lady

Sometimes being a bitch is all a woman has to hold on to...

About Me

Ashley aka AMAZON lady Gender: im not the average girl Ethnicity: other Height: 5 11' Body Type: average, i could see the gym every once and a while Born: 12/04/1984.. im 23 Location: panama city, fl I am here for: my FRIENDS! Status: single Sexual Orientation: you choose Hometown: panama city, fl Religion: none Smoker: i picked up that nasty habit, i am quiting Drinker: yeah i have the occasional long island ice tea Children: someday Education: collage Grad Occupation: registered NurseI'm a multi-racial girl(black/white), commonly mistaken for being Spanish or Italian. I've lived in Panama City, Fl my WHOLE life. I've outgrown this place!!! I GRADUATED nursing school in December 07 and now currently working on a stepdown/pulmonary unit at the hospital. I'm a sucker for giving and giving and giving. I love taking care of people and have a huge heart. I planned on working in Hospice in a year, but don't think this heart of mine is ready for that. Ive been told I'm really winy and bitchy at times. I'm also quite shy, timid, and self conscious. I am a perfectionis. I worry A LOT and it gives me anxiety. I hate hurting people, but tend to be a pro at it. I have a wonderful caring mummy who is from England and a very wise father. I was once engaged. I'm obsessed with time periods of which I believe I should have lived in. I enjoy my time at home with my favorite foods and my many movies. I'm a text message junkie and I'm gigantic like an AMAZON woman.

And... when it comes to my love life, I'm in L I M B O


My Interests

anything from:the 30s, 40s, 50s, and 60s, 70s, 80s
m o v i e s.. I'm a junkie for them
horror films+++ the majority of my collection
barbies.. i collect them
jenna jameson.. she is my real-life barbie
vintage pinups.. all natural
eyelashes on boys.. long eyelashes on boys are cute
making collages.. its a fun hobby
my dream.. Leonardo Dicaprio
costume jewelry.. tacky stuff is neat
80s music.. its fun to dance to, you never look stupid
antique stores.. a nice get away
trips down south.. DISNEY WORLD is the greatest place on earth.. i will be married there
nursing: *Hospice *AIDS awareness *Geriatrics Giving blood.. It saves lives!
Girl names I adore: * Molly * Rosemary * Mia* Mary Ann * Ella * Star* Karina *Lolita * Fiona * Lilly * Debbie (after my Auntie who past away)
Boy names I adore: * Blaine * Noah * Avery * Elijah

I'd like to meet:

I need and eventually one day will meet my family in England.Leonardo DiCaprio, if you know me well, thats my heart throb!View All Friends | View Blog | View Pics | Add Comment


My bestfriend's mother.. Taken from us 4/5/08
Keeping you in my heart.. you, jess, and emily
"Fredericks, you're a turd... a stinky f-fat turd, go sniff a jock strap, you poop head. You love patting boys' butts... butt... you butt-patter! You're a perv and a loser and a stinky t-turd!"freaks and GEEKS
if only we could erase them "eternal sunshine of the spotless mind"
inside joke for those that know, but i like to fly kites
i would like her on the rocks
why worry.. you're beautiful
i
GIVE blood.. you can save lives
this movie always brings me back.. "a woman is a woman"
my all time fav horror film villain: leatherface

the best movie made, by the best director: the shining
i wanna be just like lolita ("lolita" 1962)
audrey hepburn
my one and only true love .. my leo
my favorites growing up. PBS television
when i'm low and need a friend, i can depend on these ladies

Music:

my music is multiracial like myself90s alternative
respected hip hop (underground is always fun)
r&b
indie/emo
big band and swing
singers and standers
jazz
60s-80s music
movie soundtracks..
the occasial radio favorites.. the poppy pop
i can also get down to some techno
my all time favorites: which means i outplayed their cds radiohead smashing pumpkins fiona apple

Movies:

top F I V E movies i watch over and over..
rosemary's baby the wicker man freaks black christmas (70s) Super Badi like old movies, trendy cult clasic movies, & movies with sub titlesgarden state
eternal sunshine of the spotless mind
a women is a women
breakfast a tiffany's
love story
the haunting of julia
THE SHINING
lolita (60s)
the children's hours (61)
susperia
80s teen movies involving young teenage sex (i wish i were an 80's party whore)
the last american virgin

Television:

flight of the conchords
curb your enthusiasm
golden girls
nip tuck
king of the hill
law and order
law and order SVU law and order Criminal Intent
Adult Swim entertainment
family guy
the office
americas next top model
make me a supermodel.

Books:

if i read more.. my vocabulary would be lovelyits sad i enjoy movies more than i like to curl up with a good book.

Heroes:

My Mummy is on all time hero.. she has been through so many struggles in her life and never given up! my bestfriend
Christy Dowling
Jack Grugin
Stanley Kubrick
Seth Rogen Jason Segel Martin Starr Jonah Hill Jay Baruchel Paul Rudd Steve Carell Will Ferrell Funny Menthe GOLDEN girls
miss l o l i t a... she was a young girl that could twist a man's heart
mr rogers & BIG bird.. they were my heros growing up and always will be!
mia farrow.. she is just a bad ass lil woman
audrey hepburn.. come on she is beautiful/adorable
miss monroe.. marylin that is, she is my model of perfection

My Blog

i feel loserish

I haven't really seen friends in weeks.. probably been a month or so. I'm living a socially boring life. work and absolutely NO play is making me a loser. I have to get out from behind these walls. I...
Posted by amazon lady on Mon, 23 Jun 2008 12:22:00 PST

I am soooo angry at heartless bastards

what angers me is that my mother and father have worked soooo hard in this life and yes they have had their share of problems and mistakes.but i am tired of seeing them both struggle. I'm tired of se...
Posted by amazon lady on Thu, 12 Jun 2008 04:37:00 PST

im slightly over it

ughhhhhhhhhh long nights of work...ughhhhhhhhhh long days of sleep.all work and no play.. makes ashley a dull girl..spring break.. why go there. too much fun..i just want to find a happen medium.......
Posted by amazon lady on Tue, 18 Mar 2008 11:38:00 PST

pregnant

i am not pregnant with anyone's baby    
Posted by amazon lady on Fri, 18 Jan 2008 02:07:00 PST

pregnant with Tims baby

Yep
Posted by amazon lady on Tue, 01 Jan 2008 10:09:00 PST

RN Graduate.. My best friend leaves

I am officially an RN graduate!! I had a great hand full of nursing pals I couldn't have made it through with out.. I love you ALL! Thanks for all the CONGRATS! Soo now we wait to take BOARDS.   ...
Posted by amazon lady on Sat, 15 Dec 2007 11:27:00 PST

JENNA JAMESON = no melon boobs

i love jenna's new boobies.. she looks wonderful!!! Girl names  I adore: * Molly * Rosemary * Mia * Mary Ann * Ella * Star * Karina * Debbie (after my Auntie)  ...
Posted by amazon lady on Fri, 31 Aug 2007 11:12:00 PST

Away from so called H O M E ...

I am currently living back at home with my mommy.. I am back in school. whoo hooo.. 11 more wks I am working nights shift every Friday and Saturday 11PM-7AM (night studying for me) I am slightly on th...
Posted by amazon lady on Sat, 25 Aug 2007 11:19:00 PST

4 YEARS.. AN ANNIVERSARY

Today.. AUGUST 19TH is my 4 year ANNIVERSARY!
Posted by amazon lady on Sun, 19 Aug 2007 10:39:00 PST

I care.. I worry.. so what..

"I do think you worry and care about people that aren't as close to you more than you do those immediately around you and that's part of what makes you beautiful, your caring nature, it's cute..." Tha...
Posted by amazon lady on Tue, 08 May 2007 02:17:00 PST