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BMart

About Me

I’m tall, play guitar and am in grad school for something most people don’t believe. I’m in the band Heroes & Madmen (www.myspace.com/heroesandmadmen), you should check us out and then proceed to tell everyone you know and will ever meet about us. I play acoustic gigs so as to avoid joining the real world. I’m a big fan of both penguins and otters (monkeys go without saying). My biggest fear is that the Olsen Twins will bring upon the end of the world (Six fingered dwarf Amish people and the Mormons play into it as well, long story). I don’t believe Wyoming is a real place (have you ever met someone from Wyoming? Didn’t think so). I believe Bob Ross was the greatest artist of all time. Sure Michelangelo painted the Sistine Chapel but Bob created beautiful and majestic mountain landscapes in less than a half hour all the while making me feel relaxed. I believe Cheney did not act alone and there was a second gunman. I believe people walking down the street talking to themselves are not crazy, they were just born in the wrong time, they used to be called prophets. And if you think all of this is insane, you’re probably right but aren’t you at least intruiged to come watch me play now?

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Member Since: 21/01/2006
Band Website: www.myspace.com/briansonofnorm
Band Members:
Influences: Under them
Sounds Like: Many years ago in a far off land it is believed that either C.C. Deville or the entire News (of Huey Lewis fame) fathered a child with a young Judith Light who was then given up for adoption and through a strange mix up with the adoption agency was actually raised by lemmings. That child then grew and fought his way to the top of the lemming chain of command before taking a plunge off of a cliff (as lemming do which I'm sure you most likely learned from Duck Tales) where he was then rescued and cared for by a band of traveling Gypsies. He learned their ways and was introduced to the hypnotic trances of the Gypsy music in which he immersed himself, though not too deep because he got in deep with the lemmings and that took that bad turn for the worse. Not long after he was widely recognized as the top musical talent in his Gyspy family of 27 midgets (oh yeah, they were all midgets!) and won Tunisian Idol! the same show that has captivated the hearts of Americans. He followed his dream all the way to America and that young boy grew to be....Some guy that I don't know, we sound nothing alike.
Type of Label: Major

My Blog

Music Resume

Brian MartinSinger/Guitar [email protected]/briansonofnormI have been professionally playing guitar and singing for over 8 years. I started doing so while attending UK as a stude...
Posted by on Mon, 05 Mar 2007 13:23:00 GMT

New Song to help me out...

I've posted (with the blessing of the fellas in the band) "Head Case" so I will now have a page to which I can refer potential "Employers" (i.e. bars and restaurants) so they can hear me sing.  I...
Posted by on Mon, 26 Feb 2007 10:54:00 GMT