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About Me

I just returned from Borneo, after a year of studying a number of different species of squid, and I'm proud to say that I finally earned my squid handling license (you might be seeing me soon at your local Asian market; seafood section).
You might've heard of me, cause I also go by DJ Koose-tow. I spend my nights spinning beats at Club Olga in Green Valley, where I host senior citizen polka night. I'm also the DJ for "Classical aerobics" on channel 4 (for you Vegas locals). You can catch me at 5:00a.m. on Tuesdays.
Lastly, I want to take the time to remember my mentor, no, MY FRIEND, John Koutanus (illustrated on the left). If it wasn't for him, me and my homie Braukus wouldn't be alive today. It was a Saturday morning when we all set sail on the S.S. Discovery Channel, in search of a giant squid. After a few hours of being out in the ocean, we were about to turn around, when our tiny ship started to rock violently back and forth. A large tentacle emerged from the waters and grabbed a hold of Braukus's waist. John immediately reached for his axe and started chopping at the tentacle. The squid let go of Braukus, but like Gandalf from Lord of the Rings, was snatched by one of the remaining tentacles of the squid, and was brought down into the depths of the ocean, only to be an exquisite feast for the demon squid. Rest in Peace Koutanus....REST IN PEACE.

My Interests

work, grocery shopping, whittling, crocheting...ya know, the usual suspects....haha

I'd like to meet:

Nice people,Mr.Cousteau, The giant squid that ate my friend..."TILL WE MEET AGAIN!!!!"

Movies:

Anything on dvd

Television:

What Not To Wear, 7th Heaven (can you believe that show is STILL on?), 700 Club (yeah, you read that right. Hardcore, man)

My Blog

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Name:: Pop N FreshNicknames: Nessa, Ness...gov'nah Age:: 21Birthday:: in the midst of hell, August 27thYear you were born::1984 (the year of Big Brother[I'm not talking about the stupid reality ...
Posted by Nessa on Fri, 11 Aug 2006 06:34:00 PST

Things Sexual-Harassment-Panda Does When Nobody's Looking

1) Ever been to a strip club? do clubs on the Strip count?2) Ever been to a bar? what a silly question....tricks are for kids3) Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club? yeah, I kept harassing the guys...
Posted by Nessa on Fri, 04 Aug 2006 08:56:00 PST

I've succumbed to the mind boggling SURVEY

1. Spell your first name backwards:--> assenav....yeah shut it...2. Story behind your myspace name?--> my nickname since time began 3. What month were you born in?--> August4. Where do you live?-->in ...
Posted by Nessa on Mon, 31 Jul 2006 11:48:00 PST

I've succumbed to the mind boggling SURVEY

randomness, really

How's life going you ask? Fine. I love my nephew and love to play with him. I even love to bounce him around when he starts crying. I love that I can just give him a silly face and he starts laughing....
Posted by Nessa on Thu, 20 Jul 2006 05:42:00 PST

I'm a mechanic...

haha NO I'm not really a mechanic...I would probably suck at that. HOWEVER, I did get a job at Jiffy Lube. I'm a cashier there. I start tomorrow and I'm a little terrified. What if men come in and the...
Posted by Nessa on Mon, 03 Jul 2006 11:10:00 PST

well hello

It's sooo great to be back! I had quite a journey, full of its share of ups and downs. It's awesome to sleep in my own bed, get up AFTER 6am, shower in privacy....it's all that little stuff ya take fo...
Posted by Nessa on Mon, 26 Jun 2006 11:22:00 PST

20 questions I jacked from Ash

1. What does your myspace nickname mean? Uh, it's short for my real name, Vanessa. I prefer this over all my other nicknames: Vaney, Van, Vanne (thanks to all my flip co workers...dammit)....wait, I ...
Posted by Nessa on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Saturday

So this Saturday me and my crew decided to hit up this underage party/ club thing. I didn't even want to go cause there would be tons of kiddies of the 13 to 17 demographic and I'm fuckin 20 already b...
Posted by Nessa on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST