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Hov

Where's the card throwing machine?

About Me

Lemme see, I can be a fun person I would say if I feel comfortable w/ the people around me otherwise I may be a bit shy. I'm a real dedicated person wether it be to my family friends or work although I probably spend most of my time at work and the least amount of my time at home. If i'm not at work you could find me workin out with my brother BoB, known to everyone else by Robert. Yep, i LOVE baseball and by love I mean...I ::looking up synonyms for love:: have an adulation for it. The closest thing I come to playing it though is either going to batting cages or just playin catch, which is fun in itself. LoL anywho, I guess I'm done w/ that for now, anything else you wanna know just ask, I'll more than likely answer whatever it is you wanna know. I don't have anything to hide..ok maybe a couple things but like I said, feel free to ask.
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Hov/Joe
Birthday: August 13, 1986
Birthplace: East Los Angeles
Current Location: Hollywood
Eye Color: Dark Brown
Hair Color: Black
Height: 5'11 last I checked....a couple years ago
Right Handed or Left Handed: Depends what I'm doin
Your Heritage: Que Que
The Shoes You Wore Today: I haven't worn any yet but I'ma say Black Nike 20's for when I go to the YiM and then my white Nikes for Knott's tonight.
Your Weakness: ---
Your Fears: None really, none I can think of at least well, I guess that whole dying alone crap a lot of ppl are afraid of.
Your Perfect Pizza: Half Carne Asada Pizza and Half BBQ Chicken Pizza from CPK or Cheese Peekza from some place on Hollywood/Las Palmas ;)
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Not this year but this week, get my f*cken license!
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: ummm 'LoL' and I use the little "..." a lot...I believe they're called ellipses, yeah.
Thoughts First Waking Up: #()%@(*% How many hours of sleep did I get this time, 3 or 4 LoL
Your Best Physical Feature: My calves!!!!!!!!! LOL YOU FUCKEN KNOW IT! Don't even mention that one personal trainer BoB, he has NOTHING!
Your Bedtime: Somewhere between 1 and 3:30 AM, depends if I work the next day
Your Most Missed Memory: Some late nights/early mornings.
Pepsi or Coke: Coke from---add to next answer
MacDonalds or Burger King: MacDonalds is the best!!!!!
Single or Group Dates: Doesn't matter as long as I have a good time.
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Ummm Nestea?
Chocolate or Vanilla: Hmmm....I'll go w/ vanilla, chocolate is good too though
Cappuccino or Coffee: Neither, well, coffee but when I add everything I add to it, it's more like... a floating island of sugar.
Do you Smoke: Nope
Do you Swear: Yeah, not at home though. I try to keep it clean at home.
Do you Sing: All the time
Do you Shower Daily: Everyday I leave my house
Have you Been in Love: Yes, Once
Do you want to go to College: I'm not too motivated to go
Do you want to get Married: Eventually
Do you believe in yourself: a jillion percent
Do you get motion sickness?: Not at all
Do you think you are attractive: Ummm....I look better than not attractive ppl LoL....I don't f*cken know.
Are you a Health Freak: Not a freak but I am more conscious about what I eat now.
Do you get along with your Parents: Yeah I get a long with my paRENT
Do you like Thunderstorms: I love em, the louder the better!!!
Do you play an Instrument: Ummm I used to be pretty damn good on the trumpet but stopped and have now forgotten smh oh and I played the piano some.
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Nope
In the past month have you Smoked: Nope
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Also no
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Nope
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Yea, I have
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: Nope, sure have wanted to though LoL
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Same as last answer
In the past month have you been on Stage: No I haven't
In the past month have you been Dumped: Also no.
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: All the way into my shower yes...NoPe
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Nooope
Ever been Drunk: and we have another 'no'
Ever been called a Tease: LoL right.
Ever been Beaten up: Is this a serious question? Are you kidding me? LoL no, I haven't
Ever Shoplifted: Back when I was in elementary
How do you want to Die: Quick and painless preferably when I'm older than dirt.
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Got me there
What country would you most like to Visit: Anywhere nice. Almost went to Australia a couple months ago.
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Doesn't matter
Favourite Hair Color: Also doesn't matter
Short or Long Hair: Also doesn't matter
Height: Shorter than me please
Weight: I'ma go w/ my brother on this one, "no less than 100 pounds, no more than 200 pounds."
Best Clothing Style: I hate so much girl shit its not even funny...like those "doll/asian/shiny/pointy/UGLY" shoes that should be sent straight to hell to those fucken shades that also belong there. Something plain and simple is more than accepted w/ me.
Number of Drugs I have taken: NoNe
Number of CDs I own: Is this still about the girl or me?
Number of Piercings: I'm confused well, none on me and doesn't matter on her, well, not too many I guess.
Number of Tattoos: None yet
Number of things in my Past I Regret: Furja Nurda
I love funny shit, one of the funniest things EVER is this next video:
OMG...if this video doesn't make you laugh there is something SERIOUSLY wrong w/ you!
I saw this and just had to steal it and put it up...

My Interests

Hangin out w/ my brother BoB, anything we do can be fun. I also love baseball, be it watching it or attending games in person.

I'd like to meet:


Anybody, I'm up to talk w/ anyone as long as you don't have severe mental issues. Oh and I also can't stand "fake" people, there's no time in life for unnecessary bullshit.

Music:

All kinds of stuff.

Movies:

Man there are soooo many. I LOVE The Green Mile, Monsters Inc. is good, ummmm...Remember the Titans!!!! LOL and Desperado!!!!!

Television:

Best shows in the world are The Simpsons, Family Guy, The Winner, and Friends! Oh, lets not forget the best late night show...CoNaN!!!!

Books:

Well there's Hop on Pop, Marvin K. Mooney, One Fish Two Fish Red Fish Blue Fish, Green Eggs and Ham, and much much more. Basically the entire Dr.Suess collection, he's my favorite author and by far the most talented.

Heroes:

Someone I admire very much is the person who wrote this. You could find it in "The Big Book" under 'The Book of Robert,' it is a scripture that reads: "...and jesus said, 'on this day, I proclaim that the protein pump is my beverage of choice. Drink it wisely brothers and sisters. If taken for granted, you shall never see the beauty of what excretion should be.' and as Jesus said these words of wisdom the townspeople rejoiced and proclaimed Monday though Thursday protein pump day." For those who don't get it....too bad, it's an inside thing.