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The Distinguished Gentleman

Ladies and gentleman, take my advice. Pull down your pants, and slide on the ice.

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Speech!

More pertinent and meaningful today than it ever was.No man thinks more highly than I do of the patriotism, as well as abilities, of the very worthy gentlemen who have just addressed the House. But di...
Posted by The Distinguished Gentleman on Sat, 04 Oct 2008 07:37:00 PST

I like to call them "musklims"

"We know of no absolute values besides total submission to the will of the Almighty.  People say: "Don't lie!"  But the principle is different when we serve the will of Allah.  He taugh...
Posted by The Distinguished Gentleman on Thu, 02 Oct 2008 06:29:00 PST

A Modern Parable

A Japanese company (Toyota) and an American company (Ford Motor) decided to have a canoe race on the Missouri River.  Both teams practiced long and hard to reach their peak performance before the...
Posted by The Distinguished Gentleman on Tue, 23 Sep 2008 09:23:00 PST

a poem

LongingCome to me in my dreams, and then By day I shall be well again! For so the night will more than pay The hopeless longing of the day.Come, as thou cam'st a thousand times, A messenger from radia...
Posted by The Distinguished Gentleman on Tue, 23 Sep 2008 09:15:00 PST

QUIZ

OK, my peoples. One thing I HATE is the mis-use of proper grammar. Let’s see if you know the answer to this question:Which phrase is correct?a. worse comes to worstb. worse comes to worsec. wors...
Posted by The Distinguished Gentleman on Tue, 08 Apr 2008 04:37:00 PST