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Mr. Solicitor

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About Me

I work Ren Faire. I own a booth called Cat-Apults vs Pi-Rats. I work on Production Crew and Tear Down Crew at Southern and Northern. I went from hole digging douche bag to pickup truck douche bag to glueboy carpentard to chopsaw monkey. I travel a lot. I have two trucks. No I won't help you move. Fuck you pay me.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

No matter who you are, I'll find a way to extort and manipulate you to do something that will benefit me in some way.

My Blog

A year in words from Mr. Solicitor

Wow, it's been a while since I blogged.It has been a long year. Last time I blogged I was at casa du goddammit. I proceeded to do Dickens Fair at the Cow Palace, and then did a food booth at to the Ro...
Posted by on Fri, 13 Nov 2009 06:54:00 GMT

Casa du Goddamit,, Home Sweat Home

Well, at least I don't have to pay rent on the First, like I have for the past 10 months. I'll be digging holes at the Ren Faire for the rest of the summer. Right now it looks like a bunch of pallates...
Posted by on Fri, 01 Aug 2008 17:33:00 GMT

Dennis, MA

So, uh...we made it across the country without killing each other, or getting married.We're on Cape Cod now...sand dunes and waves and shitty motel rooms...oh my!We went to Provincetown yesterday...To...
Posted by on Mon, 18 Jun 2007 07:30:00 GMT

Driving Across The Country

You guessed it...I'm driving across the country again! I leave the Bay Area tomorrow. I'll arrive in Maine by the 10th. From Sea to Shining Sea. When you go to Maine, don't forget to bring a boat!
Posted by on Wed, 30 May 2007 00:18:00 GMT

VVVVVVEEEGGGGGAAAASSSSS

LAS VEGAS LAS VEGAS LAS VEGAS LAS VEGAS LAS VEGAS WERE GOING TO LAS VEGAS AFTER FAIRE ON SUNDAY NIGHT LAS VEGAS LAS VEGAS LAS VEGAS LAS VEGAS LAS VEGAS We're staying at the Stratosphere! WHOOOO!!! VE...
Posted by on Fri, 11 May 2007 13:54:00 GMT

Half Moon Bay Elevation 69 Feet Population 11,842 founded 1954

I stayed at a lighthouse at Pigeon point last night. It was a beautiful thing to be able to look at the ocean right before going to bed, and look at the ocean again right after waking up. The place ...
Posted by on Tue, 17 Apr 2007 10:02:00 GMT

Richmond CA

Back in the Bay.Working.Working Ren Faire.Paying Bills.Happy to be Home.Craving the Road.
Posted by on Wed, 11 Apr 2007 23:42:00 GMT

Denver CO Elevation 5280 ONE MILE HIGH

So, I'm hangin' out in Denver...one mile above sea level. Three days ago, on Saturday, I was at sea level...standing in the Atlantic Ocean. In three days, I'll be at sea level...standing in the Pacifi...
Posted by on Tue, 03 Apr 2007 09:41:00 GMT

Lawrence, Kansas

Toto, I think I'm in Kansas. So...where to begin...let's begin at Bummz Beach Cafe in Myrtle Beach. 2002 Ocean Blvd Myrtle Beach SC I've decided that Bummz is my restaurant. I've eaten there twice...
Posted by on Mon, 02 Apr 2007 07:32:00 GMT

myrtle beach SC

I'm back in Myrtle Beach. Mr. Jack Bean has gotten soooo smart! He prefers Google's search engine over Yahoo. He likes searching for "asdo;iepohssssssssssssssshgraer" he also like MS paint. he's ge...
Posted by on Wed, 21 Mar 2007 18:56:00 GMT