im lucy.
lucy has:
thinking pencils.
bad entrances.
a Jamaican accent...maybe?
smelly feet.
a thirst for knowledge. haha
a triangle.
clever parents. my dad says the bus is an encyclopedia of the human condition!wow. and my mum says a lot of things...most of the time i dont want to admit shes right though. she's the wind and im the feather in a lot of situations!
i like:
bitching
maths
thinking of icky things
cookies & milk
dinosaurs
moosic hehe looky looky everyone im a cow!
phallic symbols
brushing my teeth
penguins...penguins legs...or lack of?
lions & tigers & bears. oh my.
holding things between my toes its a strange sensation
hehe i now like dirty poems
i'll be a park, and thou shalt be my deer;
feed were thou wilt, on mountain or in dale:
graze on my lips, and if those hills be dry;
stray lower, were the pleasant fountains lie
woohoo!
i think about:
funny stuff
scientific improbabilities
spelling words
food
inventing a new letter for the alphabet...its work in progress
penguins lack of legs...do they have knees?
how im thinking of my brain thinking about whatever my brain is thinking about...deep
being politically correct
the gallows
boys
wenches
pet names
how my finger doesnt fit up my nose
i have three best friends
just three
but they're there
there is sary she's my little spud bum!
yeaaah! you dont wanna mess with us!
sarah is often by my side
she's gonna make a great old woman
i think she still likes chords in minor
does cracking back massages ... no pun intended there
she laughs...and sometimes im not sure why
next up is lydia! she is turnip turd always will be
we brush our teeth before we go out
lyds a tad special
she can do a one man show of star wars...you ask her...she'll do it
we spent our last few years at school acting out lord of the rings, yeah thats right, we were one of the cool kids!
hehe she forgot to put her knickers on one day
lastly there ye be amanda i call her amanda panda bamboo sticks mainly coz its funny
she is not a pirate
she is married ... just
at school she would cry at everything, these days she just laughs at anything
she has many laughs
she is the baby of our little group
i have a home
and it is nice
i live on the wirral
i never used to like it. but it's not so bad. i have a pretty cool city on one side of me, a whole other country to the other, and a nifty little beach at the end.
we havent had a fully functional bathroom in years
but now its a tiled bathroom
i like to itch my feet on the cracks between the tiles
we have a special flush on our toilet too
my cat is sadly no more...i had him for many years
i still have my two stinky dogs though
a poop throwing hamster
and not forgetting the fish
i took a hedgehog as my own once
so these days i see a hedgehog and say "thats my hedgehog"
i also have a duck called colin
like the hedgehog, he crops up in the most unlikely places too
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k now to the good stuff!
this is me on an elephant in thiland!
wow. dont i look grand.
i go to thiland in november
im gonna be baby sitting elephants for a while
im very excited
when i go to thiland im gonna get a picture of me on elephant exactly this one...well...maybe not exactly...i could do without the dodgy arm.
