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Phat Sam

Plastic California, Looks like Blackpool out of date.

About Me



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Word on the leafy Avenue is that i'm a fun loving, geriatric spanking, organic fruit hating, lovable rogue. I cannot deny these traits in me, although i can deny the great select and save robbery of 2001. I wasnt there. And i was only holding the KitKats in a safe place for someone else. Enough said about my insanely beautiful upper left side. Just a note about Louise Kearns, she has no hair. But i love her dearly.

My Interests

Drinking Strong Foriegn Piwo. Acting a pillock.

I'd like to meet:

The man from Del Monte, Szilard Nemeth, Kelly Jones, Radek Stepanek, The Famous Five, Gangrene Steve, The Famous Seamus, A man from Tintagel, A Human Abacus, Mr Aufhauser, Mr Zidane, Mr Totti, Mr Matterazzi - so i could sh!t on his slag whore of a mum, Mr Collina, Mr Abondanzieri, Mr Xavier, Von Clauswitz, Derek Niven. A Posh Hammer

Music:

Stereophonics, Cast, Sleeper, OCS, Bob Dylan, Shed 7, Arab Strap, Manic Street Preachers, The Killers, Arctic Monkeys,The Allies, Ash, Pulp, Blur, Gregorian chant music, Rythm and Blues, Blues, Rock and Roll,

Movies:

The Big Lebowski, L'homme du train, Taxi 1,2,3. Saving Private Ryan, Patton, Tigerland, Sleeper, Trainspotting, Pulp Fiction, Read my Lips, Russian Dolls....etc

Television:

Now i have one. I must admit Neighbours cannot be missed. King of Queens, the BEST sitcom ever.

Books:

Michel Houllebecq is Brilliant. Read anything by him.

Heroes:

Caleb Folan, Colin Larkin. Michel Houllebecq, Geuvara, Paul Robeson, Einstein, John Goodman.

My Blog

Thursday bus shocker!

Today i got knocked off my bike by a bus...the  bus is a bastard and i am not....it was funny afterwards, and the boy in selly oak fixed my wheel for £2 which i think is a jolly good price.  ...
Posted by Phat Sam on Sat, 22 Jul 2006 07:50:00 PST

Riding home from work

I went to work on my bike but i saw too many people to take note of. On the way home from work my bike was going really fast. I saw a fat woman eating an apple and two yuppies drinking coffees they co...
Posted by Phat Sam on Tue, 11 Jul 2006 08:17:00 PST