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Astro Jack

About Me



I like to consider myself a cross between Indiana Jones and Drunken Master. I plan on going to Med School. I've always had this dream of brewing my own beer, but making Prison Wine went horribly awry.

A story about me from Tokyo that I like: "I will never forget the night when Mikael, Kieran and Jack decided to shoplift at seven eleven. Mikael and Kieran came out with wiskey, snacks and smokes. Jack came out with kiddie gum, some fucking toy and like pokemon cards...you know like stuff you would expect a 9 year old to steal.

It was so funny :)" -- Magnus

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Nice girls with tattoos.

My Blog

Shit is shit.

Man, life went to Hell fast.  All in one day (and in progressive order of magnitude) I got sick, I got dumped, and then I got some terrible news.  My life's pretty much derailed. It was a pretty shitt...
Posted by on Sun, 10 May 2009 18:28:00 GMT

Kindred Hospital again

So... umm..  a year ago I was hired at Kindred Hospital, spent a month in pre-employment status which kept me from working elsewhere, and then was fired after one day of work.  When they fir...
Posted by on Tue, 19 Feb 2008 20:35:00 GMT

I spend a surprising amount of my day sober.

Man, I got fired from my dream job as a CNA after one day.  The person who hired me fucked up.  I got canned because of it and they won't rehire me.  Figures. That's fine though, I...
Posted by on Sun, 15 Jul 2007 01:41:00 GMT

Tri-Lingual CNA

I finished my CNA clinicals about three weeks ago, then took and passed the test, the week after that.  Certified in Indiana, I'll be certified in Kentucky in a few weeks. Totally awesome, ha.&nb...
Posted by on Fri, 18 May 2007 13:15:00 GMT

Tri-lingual Janitor no longer

That's right I am no longer a Tri-lingual Janitor.  And no, I didn't learn a 4th language.  As of today I am laid off.  This has been a long time coming.  I have been looking forwa...
Posted by on Sat, 16 Sep 2006 14:02:00 GMT

And now for something a little different

Well, that's enough about my personal problems.  Now for something a little more lighthearted -- Zombie Holocaust. What is your ideal shelter in the upcoming zombie apocalypse?  Well, I've g...
Posted by on Sat, 19 Aug 2006 16:32:00 GMT