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I am a story within the story, probably the better story but that's another story. Individual should be my last name; some people try to box me in stereotypes, but they are idiots and they always fail. I have the advantage of ambiguity, and a sixth sense for bullshit. I don't entertain many conspiracy theories, but I know that the world is corrupted and it is not all the work of the Invisible Hand. I want to help make the world a better place in any way possible - so if a remedy for world hunger never comes to me I'll just continue to recycle. And maybe consider showering with "friends" to conserve water (j/k)... Home | Browse | Search | Invite | Film | Mail | Blog | Favorites | Forum | Groups | Events | Videos | Music | Comedy | Classifieds

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

I want to meet a bunch of ghetto people, friends I fell out of touch with, and young people who share my interests. If I could by chance meet anyone in particular, I'd meet Tariq Ramadan, Nelson Mandela, Fareed Zakaria, David Geffen, Mos Def, Lupe, Warren Buffet, Ken Livingstone, Aaron Mcgruder, Al Franken, Quentin Tarantino, Garrison Keillor, Donald Trump, Rage Against The Machine, Questlove, Muhammad Yunus, Muhammad Sayyid Tantawy, and Mohammed bin Rashid. If I could go back within the last hundred years I would meet Ahmed Deedat, Christopher Wallace, Kurt Cobain, Basquiat, and Rod Serling. If I could go back further, I would meet Henry Thoreau, Napoleon Bonaparte, and Jesus. Oh, and this dude:
Memories...and then some!
THE BASICS
Your First Name: Hanif
Nickname your family gave you: Tiptoe
Nickname your friends gave you: Neefbuccy, Buns (like Tommy), Daddy H, The Big Eunuch
Age: 20
Place of Birth: Los Angeles
Occupation: Staying occupied
Goal in Life: To decide on a goal
Hobbies: Chillin' out
Fears: Living solo
Pet Peeves: When people say "what it do" and "get on my level"
Greatest Influences: Muhammed of Arabia
Best Life Accomplishment: I'm not sure
Biggest mistake made: There is a 150-tie, so...none
Favorite Person (Only Pick One): Muhammed of Arabia
Favorites (ONLY ONE)
Elementary School Memory: Tag football, making up rules during the game
Junior High School Memory: School dances
High School Memory: Dice games
Aunt...and why: Barbara, she opened up the doors of her house for me
Uncle...and why: Uncle Paul, I have no clue why
Passtime: Letting time pass
TV Show: Daria
Movie: True Romance
Actor: Mos Def
Actress: Sarah Barrable
Band: Rage Against The Machine
Singer: Notorious B.I.G
Song: Bohemian Rhapsody
Website: I don't know...BBC
HAVE YOU EVER...(EXPLAIN)
Gone outside Canada?: Mexico is outside of Canada, so...yes
Lied to your parents?: Sure
Been in a bad car accident?: Yes
Faked an illness?: Not the illness, but the severity of it
Stolen anything?: I must plead the 5th
Slept Naked?: Yes
Backstabbed someone?: Yes, but we made up
Rode a motocycle?: Only on Midnight Club
Skinny dipped?: In the bath tub
Slept outside without a tent?: That looks like a trick question
Fell upstairs?: No, and I don't think that is possible
Got caught having sex?: No
Wished you were somewhere else?: Only when I'm on Myspace
Wanted to die?: That's the only thing keeping me from heaven
BEST MEMORY ABOUT
Mother: Too many
Father: Too many
Brother/Sister: Stealing shit
Best Friend (MALE): Asking each other about that reasoning for the names of some sport teams lol (you had to be there, he was like 8)
Best Friend (FEMALE): Just chillin'
Grandmother: Smooth sailing in Cali
Grandfather: N/A
A Police Officer: I made dude look like a clown
An Ambulance Ride: No memories of those
A Fire Truck: Haha, when my brother ran cause he thought it was a police car (he was 7)
Sunday School/Church: Watching the holy spirit go around, its so contagious
Sporting Event: Playing games at Fremont
A Holiday: Thanksgiving dinner; our guests took too long so we started without them lol
A Wedding: My cousins reception (extra ghetto)
THIS OR THAT:
Small House Party or Huge Outside Party: Small function
Clubs or Bars: Neither
Pubs or Fast Food: Fast Food
Theatre Movies or Rental Movies: Rentals, theater is cool too though
Antique Cars or Sports Cars: Sports cars
Big House or Small House: Big apartment
Fairy Tale Wedding or Simple Wedding: Something in between
Flats or Heels: Lol
Soccor or Football: The real football (soccer)
Ball Hockey or Ice Hockey: What is hockey?
White Milk or Chocolate Milk: White milk
Brown Bread or White Bread: I never cared
Mozza Cheese or Chedder Cheese: I think its spelled cheddar*
Soft Rock or Hard Rock: Soft rock
Country or Blues: Blues
Alternative or Metal: Alternative
Punk or Emo: Punk
That 70's Show or CSI: CSI
Horror or Comedy: Comedy
Being Cold or Being Hot: Being cold
Stoned or Drunk: Stoned
Baked or Fried: Baked
Meat or Veggies: Meat and veggies
Airplane or Boat: Plane
Flowers or Chocolates: Chocolates, only because they taste better
Yogurt or Pudding: Yogurt
Rice or Noodles: Rice
Doing Dishes or Doing Laundry: Laundry
Travel or Explore: Travel
EXTRAS: (ONE ONLY)
What's the sickest you've ever been?: Severely depressed
What's your worst habit?: Biting my fingernails
Which friend did you recently have a falling out with?: Ashlie, but we totally made up
What can you just not do?: No shirk
Who do you trust the most?: The people in my house
Who do you trust the least?: The people in my house, sometimes lol
Who would you take with you to a deserted island?: Asiya
Worst thing you've ever done to a family member?: Threw a brick at her, please don't ask
THE NOT SO PRETTY SIDE
Have you ever been sexually assaulted?: No
Have you ever been abused?: Not physically
Have you ever gotten lost?: Yes, but I'll find myself one day
Have you ever gone without food on purpose?: Only if fasting counts
Has been through way too much?: No
VIEWS
What's your view ..ion?: The right to choose is cool, its American. But with so much dang birth control available, abortion is just irresponsible
What's your view on adoption?: Adoption is awesome, but like all awesome things, everyone is not fit
What's your view on Immigration?: Immigration is too complex to cover on a Myspace survey
What's your view on homosexuality?: I don't encourage sodomy, but it's a free country and you can do what you want.
What's your view on War?: Only a few wars are just
What's your view on Child Porn?: Any person who watches should be corrected as needed, anyone who produces it should be punished.
What's your view on Dog Banning?: Totally depends on where you are
What's your view on Gun Control?: Guns don't kill ppl, ppl kill ppl; but if you give some ppl a gun...
What's your view on Child Labor?: When the choice is freedom or food, most people will choose food
What's your view on Stay at homes moms?: Respect
What's your view on the Death Penelty?: There should be a very short list of acts that qualify
What's your view on the Young Offenders Act?: I am not familiar with that, but it sounds really bad
What's your view on Euthenasia?: If you gotta go, you gotta go. j/k, I'm really not sure
What's your view on Organized Religion?: If it was organized by Abraham, then its good
DEEP QUESTIONS and what would you do?
If you found out your best friend slept with your boyfriend/girlfriend: I would no longer have a a girlfriend or a bestfriend, but if it were a one time thing...
If you found out someone was beating their kid(s): I would talk to them, I'm certainly not one to snitch
Someone broke into your home and you caught them: I would probably rob them
If you won $5: I'd spend it
If you won $500: I'd spend it
If you won $50 Million Dollars: I'd save some, give some, then spend the rest
Your on a plane, it's going to crash, you can call one person...who is it?: No person, but God
Your on a deserted island, you have 3 things, what are they?: PSP, Quran, 'Kick
Your house is burning down...you can save 2 things...what are they?: My self
You win a trip for 2 to Florida: Disney Land...you take who?: My mother
Where's your quiet spot to go when you are upset?: That's privliged
Would you rather burn alive or drowned.: What kind of fucced up question is that?
How do you want to be remembered when you die?: As an honest person and good friend
Is there anything you'd like to change about yourself? What is it?: Maybe my voice, and that dyslexia thing
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