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Kelly Horror

You're a Woman, I'm a Machine.

About Me


I am Kelly, and when I'm not out saving the world, I'm thinkin' of you, naked, thigh deep in jello.
I become obsessed with things easily and then forget about them in a week or so. I like black and white photography. When I'm bored I like set things on fire. I make scary faces at children when their parents aren't looking. I stare into bright lights. I'm a junk food addict. I like to sleep in. I watch too many cartoons. My favorite colors are black and shiny. I consistently go on "fad" diets that last 2 or 3 days. I swear more than I should. I always make stupid faces whenever someone is trying to take a picture of me. I'm fascinated by things that sparkle. I don't like cats, but I have 4. I love to randomly take off running in a store and force whoever is with me to figure out where I went. I hate large crowds of people. I can't walk in a straight line. I'm an insomniac. I'm terrified of airplanes. I paint my nails ugly colors. I procrastinate whenever possible. I'm not a morning person. I laugh at "yer mom" jokes. I like pink plastic lawn flamingos. I think pirates are cool. I use the word "absurd" a lot. I consume massive amounts of caffeine in order to stay alive. when brushing my teeth, I always brush the lower right side of my mouth first. I like to play "tourettes syndrome" in the car when other people are driving. I can't seem to wake up on time to go to work no matter what time I'm supposed to be there. Fuck. I've never had tomato soup. I'm not athletic. I am a thrift store freak. I sign up for this kinda stuff when I get bored.
.. DiskoDahlia
P.S. I'm a bad friend.

My Interests


Play.

Dance.

Never take yourself too seriously.

Fall in love!

SMILE!

Get Ink

I'd like to meet:



We're living in a house of SIN.

SEXY SIN!



YAY YAY BOYFRIEND!!!!!





iloveyoubiggermorethaninfinityshukahs

Music:



AC/DC, Al Green, All Girl Summer Fun Band, the B52's, Beck, Bedouin Sound Clash, The Broken Social Scene, Camera Obscura, Cat Power, The Cranberries, The Dan Band, Death from above 1979, the Detriot Cobras, Devics, Eels, Eisley, Ella Fitzgerald, Elton John, Fiona Apple, The Gossip, Gregory and the Hawk, Guns N Roses, Hole, Horrorpops, The Long Blondes, The Mars Volta, Metric, The Misfits, Modest Mouse, PJ Harvey, Paula Abdul, Peaches, The Pipettes, The Postal Service, PRINCE, Rachel Yamagata, Radiohead, The Rapture, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Regina Spektor, Robots in disguise, Romeo Void, Rufus Wainwright, Tegan and Sara, Tom Waits, The Tragically Hip, Violent Femmes, X-Ray Spex, Yeah Yeah Yeahs.....

Movies:



A clockwork orange, High Fidelity, Rushmore, Buffalo'66, Kill Bill, Alice in wonderland, waiting for guffman,moulin rouge, rocky horror picture show, hedwig and the angry inch, run lola run, mulholland dr., garden state, eternal sunshine of the spotless mind, crybaby, pecker, ghost world, edward scissorhands, pulp fiction, Mystery Science Theatre 3000, Back to the Future, Reservoir dogs, the big lebowski, Jacob's Ladder, Cinema Paradadiso, Requiem for a dream, One Flew Over the Cockoo's Nest, It's a wonderful life, army of darkness, Taxi driver, Audition, magnolia, Napoleon Dynamite, PURPLE RAIN, THE TOXIC AVENGER, the bride of Frankenstein, little shop of horrors, young Frankenstein, any zombie movie.... I ♥ zombies!

Television:



I can't live without my LAW AND ORDER!!!

Books:

anything with lots of pictures!

Heroes:



All of my Critters!!!

Sid Vicious (1/2 toy poodle, 1/4 Pug, 1/4 Chihuahua)

Big boy Ben Roethlisberger the bearded dragon

My Pickle!

doctor destroyer!

My Hammy chupacabra!

Fuzzy and Jesus!

KITTY!!! the pac-man frog

Fat Man!

Have you been to burning man?

anyone who has tales from the Playa is a hero in my eyes!

In Hong Kong, a betrayed wife is legally allowed to kill her adulterous husband, but may only do so with her bare hands. The husband's illicit lover, on the other hand, may be killed in any manner desired.
(Ah! Justice!)

Any time after that ninjas are welcome. But don't come thinking that I'm not going to be able to kick your ass. Because I can. B.T.

My Blog

new hair.....

I feel like I look like.....and that is NOT a bad thing.yeah???????...
Posted by Miss Kelly Conduct on Wed, 27 Dec 2006 09:40:00 PST

Golden State Warriors

Dear Golden State Warriors,My boyfriend is a REALLY big fan of your team. He thinks you guys are the greatest! But when you lose he tends to take it out on my furniture, and my chairs are starting to ...
Posted by Miss Kelly Conduct on Thu, 30 Nov 2006 10:06:00 PST

I can't sleep.... so here's the halloween party pictures! YAY!

1Boz and Bowser2James the Sheep3My silly boy!4Shane the cow56Me and Boz Princess toadstool and Bowser7Lovies!8910Boz and Tommy Beer Bonging111213141516MY LADIES!17Gangsta cow!18Boz and Jack19Me Peepee...
Posted by Miss Kelly Conduct on Sun, 29 Oct 2006 12:16:00 PST

She Wants Revenge

S.F. FOREVERthis guy wouldn't let me sit on the stairs after I fell down them..... so I took a picture with him.the end....
Posted by Miss Kelly Conduct on Thu, 26 Oct 2006 06:19:00 PST

Pumpkining

FIN!...
Posted by Miss Kelly Conduct on Wed, 25 Oct 2006 02:15:00 PST

LET'S GO OAKLAND!

LET'S GO OAKLAND!!!!you can be jealous now!...
Posted by Miss Kelly Conduct on Sun, 08 Oct 2006 10:00:00 PST

oh yeah?

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Posted by Miss Kelly Conduct on Thu, 05 Oct 2006 10:00:00 PST

When the cat's away, the mouse will break out the digicam and act a damn fool......

Babe is gone for the night.....Before he left we took some family photos....12345Josie kitty having a nap...6Our room!7looking happy after a bad day at work and having no boyfriend to come home too : ...
Posted by Miss Kelly Conduct on Thu, 21 Sep 2006 08:31:00 PST

Tonight we're going to party like it's 1989!

THAT'S RIGHT BITCHES!!! 80'S PARTY!!!!!1. I went for the hair band glam look.2.babe went miami vice style.3.together we are the HOT SEX!4.5.James rocks the hammer pants.6.7.8.me and nessa = truly outr...
Posted by Miss Kelly Conduct on Sat, 16 Sep 2006 12:59:00 PST

Didn't come to the pirates and ninjas party last night? You missed out...... big time.

Cupcakes made by ME!!! Yummy!Me and Trin getting ready for the big night...Tom and Peepee ready to kick some Pirate booty!Black Beard BrendanYeeeeeArrrrrgh!My hottie room mate Trin and the Mermen!SI!!...
Posted by Miss Kelly Conduct on Sun, 27 Aug 2006 03:14:00 PST