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Captain Hero

THIS IS MY MYSPACE!!! MINE!!!!

About Me

Good day! I'm Captain Hero! You probably know me from the reality show "Drawn Together" on Comedy Central. As you might have guessed, I'm a super sexy and super heroic Super Hero from the planet Zebulon! Sure, I live under the same roof with 7 other losers, but that doesn't affect my heroicness at all!

My Interests

Saving the day and the babes. Ofcourse by the time I get to the scene of the crime, the babes are usually completely unharmed or already dead. Either way, there will be serious fondling.....oh yeaaa....

I'd like to meet:

Anyone that thinks they're more Super than me! I'm the Super Hero! ME!

Music:

The Foxxy 5 is pretty good...but I personally prefer Clara's songs. Her voice gives me this tingly feeling down in my lumpy, lumpy testicle.

Movies:

I saw this one movie with the queer few weeks ago...he told me it was a cowboy movie. He didn't mention the cowboys were a pair of gays though!

Television:

I saw this one cooking show called "Bukkake Cooking" with Ling-Ling. While I sat there curious to what the secret ingredient was, Ling-Ling told me the secret ingredient's always the same......I'll leave you to guess what it is. It's a rather disgustingly clever ingredient.

Books:

Hero Comics, in which I discovered my E-Ma and Pop-Pop had me aborted and hurled towards the sun all because they thought I was going to be a lame super hero.

Heroes:

I'm the only hero this world needs! Sure, the council of hero may say otherwise, but they're just jealous of this! (smacks ass) Hah! Yeaaaa.....