My life's such a preternatural soap opera, I'm not even sure where to begin. Well let's see, I'm a necromancer and I work at Animator's Inc. where I raise zombies for a nice chunk of change, and no Marianne I don't use chickens anymore. The corpses get to taste my blood, yippee skippee. And I'm newly a federal Marshal (yah I know I was only grandfathered in because of the new law, bully for me) but I work only with RPIT (Regional Preternatural Investigation Team). Oh and I'm also the state's licensed vampire executioner, but you can call me "The Executioner" lol. Sorry couldn't help myself. But in fact being the executioner is the reason why I'm a Marshal to begin with. I'm also the Nimir-Ra for the Blooddrinker's Clan and the Bolverk for Thronnos Rokke. And strangely enough, I'm neither a wereleopard or a werewolf, go figure.
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I guess I should give you guys a physical description. Well I'm pretty damn short 5'3", but don't let that fool you, I never leave home unarmed. I have annoyingly curly jet black hair that always seems to look like I came out of an airplane tunnel and brown eyes so dark they nearly match. I'm petite but hey I'll admit I wear a size 7. Its my belief that anyone who wears under a size 5 isn't a woman but a man with tits.
But the thing that stands out the most with me is the scars. People love to stare at the scars. There's the cross-shaped burn on my left forearm along with a mound of scar tissue at the bend of my elbow (Same incident, the burn from a human servant with a sense of humor and the other a bastard vamp. Don't worry I killed him eventually). The cross is now mishappen though, a shapeshifting witch slashed through it. The same vamp snapped my collarbone, that one's real pretty. And also I have numerous knife wounds and one gunshot wound.
Now the men in my life is where the soap opera shit really begins. Three vampires, Jean-Claude (over 400), Asher (over 400), and Damian (over a thousand). Jean-Claude's the Master of the City and I am his human servant (more on that later) and pretty much he's my main squeeze. Asher's a screwed up mess and that all stems from a really long story. And Damian is my "vampire servant" that was acidentally bound to me through my necromancy.
I also have two wereleopards, Nathaniel and Micah. Nathaniel started as my Pomme de Sang (french for apple of blood) because I fed the ardeur off him, but just recently its turned into something a little more. I guess when you share a bed with someone for a year that will happen. But then there's Micah. Micah is Nimir-Raj to my Nimir-Ra, we are a mystically mated pair. Think from the first time we met we were perfect for each other, if you will. He helps me take care of my leopards and lives with me along with Nathaniel, yah they take turns, I never said I was a Saint now did I?
And then there's Richard. Richard is the Ulfric of Thronnos Rokke, king of the werewolves, and he was my fiance at one point and the first man I had loved in a long time. Hell I still love him in a twisted sort of way. But as he once said he can't love someone who is more at home with the monsters than he is. See Richard refuses to accept his beast, instead he just mopes around oh poor pitiful me and I can't take that. But we are stuck with each other because him and I are bound in a triumverate of power with Jean-Claude. He's his wolf and I'm the human servant, just one big happy family. But the triumerverate is uber powerful, we've got big bad vamps from all over terrified of us.
But like I said I'm also Jean-Claude's human servant and thats got lots of perks too. No I don't have to follow him around like a maid, I just feed him power and he does me. Since I only have three of the four marks I'm inhumanly strong, I can look most vamps in the eye, but I'm not immortal like I could be if I was given the last mark, no thanks. But there is also the Ardeur. Oh the Ardeur is a special little thing that Jean-Claude has that would have made him an Incubus in times passed. A power that he was so kind to pass onto me. Basically I can, and have to feed off of lust and desire through sexual contact, I can't do it from afar yet, or I will jump someone's bones on the street. Yah that's not very fun, its kind of turned me into the whore of Babylon.
Don't bother asking what I do in my free time, cause well I have no damn free time. Between my two jobs, my two triumverates, (yah two I'm also accidentally part of one with Nathaniel and Damian, thats a long damn story) keeping Rains's munin down, my leopards, and all the other mundane shit, I'm lucky if I get to sleep.
So thats me, I'm just a necromancer executioner marshal bolverk nimir-ra human servant type of girl. Mess with my people, I mess with you, mess with me you're screwed, simple right? MyGen Profile Generator click here
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