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Mustache MacKenzie

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About Me


Which O.C. Character Are You? Find out @ She's Craftyi like almost getting in really bad car accidents, its thrilling, it reminds me i am alive because i could have died. i try to be a part of every art i can: i play music, i started rapping, i write poetry, songs and stories, i would like to get into phtography(i was pretty good with my cell phone so i'd like to see what i can do with a real camera.)i like most kinds of music from blindside to norah jones, i dont like people who are out there just to out-indie other people but i love the originality that comes from indie. i love dinosaurs but it a dream as empty as flying. sometimes i likes to get all philisophical un in heah(that's black for "here"). i enjoy completing tasks, i get extremely disappointed in myself when i say i'm seriously going to do something and i dont. there is so much love in me that it sometimes bursts out of me and its really embarassing when that happens in front of a lot of people. i think myspace is stupid but i'm addicted, i'm on it everyday kind of like medium mochas with peppermint flavoring. i dont think i'm gay, but i know that if i told all my friends that i was they wouldn't be shocked, and from all of my joking around, about a dozen friends would say i have hit on them before. but i haven't. i love my dog, his name is Who Leo (Julio.) gosh, wouldn't suck to have a dog that you absolutely hated? i think mtv ruined music, i think that they are continuing to ruin music even after they stopped playing it. i am a very capable person. i can make you laugh, that or you can fool me with a fake laugh very well. i get smarter everyday. i hope you do too. my favortie food is generall's chicken. and the chances are that the shirt i'm wearing is cooler than your shirt... This profile was edited with MySpace Profile Editor MySpace Profile Editor

My Interests

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Which Victoria's Secret Angel are you?

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You are nice, trendy, and love to have fun!

Quizzes by myYearbook.com -- the World's Biggest Yearbook!i am interested in music that is undefinable, unclassifiable, ungenre-blutuffical, i mean you'd have to hear the mars volta to understand what mars volta sounds like. i love comfortable silence. i love love. i hate hate. i dont love people, i try not to use the word love lightly. i think you should only say love when you like every detail about what it is you love. but then again i wouldn't love my favorite band, they have a few songs i dont like. i love weezer's blue album. i love my 5 best friends. i love hoolio. i dont know if i could ever kill anybody, that would be hard. I try not to have "enemies," but if you look for them you can find them. I enjoy being weak and watching my girlfriend beat the hell out of someone in my behalf. I wish i could fly, breath underwater, read minds, and not be scared when lotion is on me. i am interested in death, what surprise thats gonna be, i mean, i've never been scared for my life(outside of dreams) and i think its because i'm so looking forward to something else. but i do love life, i am constantly getting hurt, and thats constantly making me stronger-- which i guess is okay...fuck
Your Personality Profile
You are dependable, popular, and observant.
Deep and thoughtful, you are prone to moodiness.
In fact, your emotions tend to influence everything you do.

You are unique, creative, and expressive.
You don't mind waving your freak flag every once and a while.
And lucky for you, most people find your weird ways charming! The World's Shortest Personality Test
You Are an Indie Rocker!
You are in it for the love of the music...
And you couldn't care less about being signed by a big label.
You're all about loving and supporting music - not commercial success.
You may not have the fame and glory, but you have complete control of your career. What Kind of Rocker Are You?
You Are 60% Boyish and 40% Girlish
You are pretty evenly split down the middle - a total eunuch.
Okay, kidding about the eunuch part. But you do get along with both sexes.
You reject traditional gender roles. However, you don't actively fight them.
You're just you. You don't try to be what people expect you to be. How Boyish or Girlish Are You?

I'd like to meet:

My birth parents. Kurt Vonnegeut. Hindu Gods/esses. witches. i would not like to meet Mannard James Keenan, believe it or not. Clarisse McLellan, i've met some girls who have come close. a talking cigar. a talking tree, frog, shirt, horse, can of Pimp Juice, and the two wisest animals elephant and dolphin. a blind man. ambassadors. slug. bonobo. artists of all sorts.
who do i most remind you of?
E.T.
Ernest P. Wurrel
Edward Scissor Hands
The girl in Exorsist
Your Boss
the Guy you'd fire
Captain Planet
there is no one else like me

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Music:

Lets just do mah favorite cds: weezer-blue album. TooL-Lateralus. At the drive in-- relationship of command. 31 knots-it was high and time to escape. i know theres a Fugazi cd in here somewhere. Pink Floyd-Dark Side. Jimi Hendrix-electric lady land. Rage--Evil Empire. Modest Mouse--Lonesomecrowdedwest(wierd, it's not long drive... like everybody else. huh.) Built to Spill--there's nothing wrong with love. blink 182--dude ranch.thats all you get. 10 of my favrit cds. adam --
[noun]:

A dance involving little to no clothing

'How will you be defined in the dictionary?' at QuizGalaxy.com

Movies:

Life Aquatic, Amelie, Fight Club, Rushmore, I cant decide if love or hate Donnie Darko, ET and Aladdin are motherfuckin classics, Waking Life, beetlejuice, Labyrinth, Pokeman the Movie, Milo and Otis, Love me if you Dare, Yoga Yourself at Home!, Spiderman 2, Evil Dead, original Dawn of the Dead, Office Space, and the Jerk. href="http://www.123mycodes.com/myspacefunnystuff/" target="_blank"

Television:

empty brainwash cancerous evil numb fake empty brainwash cancerous evil numb fake empty brainwash cancerous evil numb fake empty brainwash cancerous evil numb fake empty brainwash cancerous evil numb fake empty brainwash cancerous evil numb fake empty brainwash cancerous evil numb fake empty brainwash cancerous evil numb fake empty brainwash cancerous evil numb fake empty brainwash cancerous evil numb fake empty brainwash cancerous evil numb fake empty brainwash cancerous evil numb fake empty brainwash cancerous evil numb fake empty brainwash cancerous evil numb fake empty brainwash cancerous evil numb fake empty brainwash cancerous evil numb fake empty brainwash cancerous evil numb fake empty brainwash cancerous evil numb fake empty brainwash cancerous evil numb fake empty brainwash cancerous evil numb fake empty brainwash cancerous evil numb fake empty brainwash cancerous evil numb fake empty brainwash cancerous evil numb fake empty brainwash cancerous evil numb fake empty brainwash cancerous evil numb fake empty brainwash cancerous evil numb fake empty brainwash cancerous evil numb fake empty brainwash cancerous evil numb fake empty brainwash cancerous evil numb fake empty brainwash cancerous evil numb fake empty brainwash cancerous evil numb fake empty brainwash cancerous evil numb fake empty brainwash cancerous evil numb fake empty brainwash cancerous evil numb fake empty brainwash cancerous evil numb fake empty brainwash cancerous evil numb fake empty brainwash cancerous evil numb fake empty brainwash cancerous evil numb fake empty brainwash cancerous evil numb fake empty brainwash cancerous evil numb fake empty brainwash cancerous evil numb fake empty brainwash cancerous evil numb fake empty brainwash cancerous evil numb fake empty brainwash cancerous evil numb fake empty brainwash cancerous evil numb fake empty brainwash cancerous evil numb fake empty brainwash cancerous evil numb fake empty brainwash cancerous evil numb fake empty brainwash cancerous evil numb fake empty brainwash cancerous evil numb fake empty brainwash cancerous evil numb fake empty brainwash cancerous evil numb fake empty brainwash cancerous evil numb fake empty brainwash cancerous evil numb fake empty brainwash cancerous evil numb fake empty brainwash cancerous evil numb fake empty brainwash cancerous evil numb fake empty brainwash cancerous evil numb fake empty brainwash cancerous evil numb fake empty brainwash cancerous evil numb fake empty brainwash cancerous evil numb fake empty brainwash cancerous evil numb fake empty brainwash cancerous evil numb fake empty brainwash cancerous evil numb fake empty brainwash cancerous evil numb fake empty brainwash cancerous evil numb fake empty brainwash cancerous evil numb fake empty brainwash cancerous evil numb fake empty brainwash cancerous evil numb fake empty brainwash cancerous evil numb fake empty brainwash cancerous evil numb fake empty brainwash cancerous evil numb fake empty brainwash cancerous evil numb fake empty brainwash cancerous evil numb fake empty brainwash cancerous evil numb fake empty brainwash cancerous evil numb fake empty brainwash cancerous evil numb fake empty brainwash cancerous evil numb fake empty brainwash cancerous evil numb fake empty brainwash cancerous evil numb fake empty brainwash cancerous evil numb fake empty brainwash cancerous evil numb fake empty brainwash cancerous evil numb fake empty brainwash cancerous evil numb fake empty brainwash cancerous evil numb fake empty brainwash cancerous evil numb fake empty brainwash cancerous evil numb fake empty brainwash cancerous evil numb fake empty brainwash cancerous evil numb fake empty brainwash cancerous evil numb fake empty brainwash cancerous evil numb fake empty brainwash cancerous evil numb fake empty brainwash cancerous evil numb fake empty brainwash cancerous evil numb fake empty brainwash cancerous evil numb fake empty brainwash cancerous evil numb fake

Books:

a man without a country, fahrenhiet 451, lies and the lying liars who tell them, lord of the flies, anything chuck palahnuik, my life as a wallflower, anything ray bradbury
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Flevatio Hidarvez (from Spain)
Birthday: February 26
Birthplace: Jeremy, Germany
Current Location: sOUTH of YOu
Eye Color: green outside, brown inside
Hair Color: brown outside, green inside
Height: so close to 6ft
Right Handed or Left Handed: either one, it all depends on how i want to trick you
Your Heritage: all kinds of places
The Shoes You Wore Today: Vans, always and forever
Your Weakness: freckles(sigh)
Your Fears: a giant spider spliced with a shark
Your Perfect Pizza: has a radius of two city blocks
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: making that pizza
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: what is instant messenger
Thoughts First Waking Up: why cant we sleep forever?
Your Best Physical Feature: my heart
Your Bedtime: some time in the afternoon, and also at 9pm
Your Most Missed Memory: the phonograph, those were the days
Pepsi or Coke: i dont like soda
MacDonalds or Burger King: Home Depot
Single or Group Dates: whatever your mom wants to do is fine with me...
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: i dont drink tea, i like soda
Chocolate or Vanilla: does cilantro count
Cappuccino or Coffee: Mocha with peppermint flavoring
Do you Smoke: anything flamable
Do you Swear: i swear "it"
Do you Sing: in my car
Do you Shower Daily: everyday, no matter what
Have you Been in Love: i've come really close
Do you want to go to College: i want to learn
Do you want to get Married: she wont be legal for a Loooooooong time
Do you belive in yourself: i'm getting really close
Do you get Motion Sickness: no, i am motion sickness
Do you think you are Attractive: i am beautiful. no sarcasm.
Are you a Health Freak: yes, i eat at home depot
Do you get along with your Parents: 87%
Do you like Thunderstorms: more than they like me
Do you play an Instrument: a few, actually
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: barely
In the past month have you Smoked: anything flamable
In the past month have you been on Drugs: i was sniffing glue right before i took this quiz, quality glue from home depot
In the past month have you gone on a Date: nope
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: no i'd get an anxiety attack
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: are those at Home Depot?
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Home Depot has an excellent variety of sushi
In the past month have you been on Stage: yeah
In the past month have you been Dumped: nope
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: i went skinny dipping in your glass of water
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: only hearts
Ever been Drunk: i've been so drunk i was covered in a layer of my own moucus making "alien-like" sounds
Ever been called a Tease: hope not
Ever been Beaten up: yes, very much so, in fact
Ever Shoplifted: yeah, good story too. and i'd post it, but nobody would read it
How do you want to Die: while Atmosphere's song "love life" is playing
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: a MORmON
What country would you most like to Visit: your body, it's a wonderland
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: dark and big
Favourite Hair Color: dont matta
Short or Long Hair: dont matta
Height: dont matta
Weight: in between 111 and 114
Best Clothing Style: me or her?
Number of Drugs I have taken: 19. wait, different kinds?
Number of CDs I own: all different kinds of numbers
Number of Piercings: the question is "howmany piercings do i want?" 5
Number of Tattoos: i wont ever have more than 12
Number of things in my Past I Regret: taking this long-ass survey,
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Heroes:

Socrates, George W Bush, George Bush Sr, Zack de la Rocha, Bill O'Riley, Maynard James Keenan, The man who made the largest ball of string, Anne Coulter, Tom Morello, Christopher Columbus for Discovering America and planting Indians, Mexicans, and south Americans then giving them plenty of plenty of water and sunlight until he grew thier civilizations. Cameron for getting farthest with a stripper than any of my other friends whose girlfriends aren't already strippers. and most importantly this dude i used to beat up and harass daily, i was a terrible asshole to him, and he has been good enough to look past that, and see that i have changed, the only revenge he has ever taken is calling me "jerk" everytime we talk

My Blog

sooooooooomuchfun

i need to apologize for 2 things 1. just posting the lyrics and forgetting to credit rob smith for writing them 2. posting lyrics for a cure song because i was bummed out(the cure is the only good emo...
Posted by Mustache MacKenzie on Mon, 09 Oct 2006 04:19:00 PST

a really bad first impression

A Really Bad First Impression Thought up by Adam MacKenzie                It was a really bad day to begin with. Burning candle wax melted th...
Posted by Mustache MacKenzie on Tue, 09 May 2006 07:38:00 PST

not such a "short" story after all

In Between the Present and the Future Thought up by Adam MacKenzie                  For five days they walked. The ground wet from rain ...
Posted by Mustache MacKenzie on Mon, 17 Apr 2006 05:03:00 PST

short story .1

one day a boy of 19 went camping with his friends. he drank way to much steel reserve, he started to get sick, his friends tried to make him feel better but he remembered the bitter taste of the steel...
Posted by Mustache MacKenzie on Wed, 25 Jan 2006 04:15:00 PST