Why is bread square and lunch meat round? |
So I've decided to give my wonderful friends another sad look into my pitiful excuse for a life...
Things are looking up! Well, as many of you may already know, I was in the process of getting c...
Posted by Mose on Mon, 04 Dec 2006 07:31:00 PST |
Difficulty speaking... |
THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK: 1. Indubitably 2. Innovative 3. Preliminary 4. Proliferation 5. Cinnamon &nb...
Posted by Mose on Wed, 29 Nov 2006 01:20:00 PST |
A Letter To A Dear Friend... |
Dear Alcohol,
First and foremost, let me tell you that I'm a huge fan of yours. My friend, you always seem to be there when needed. The perfect post-work cocktail, a beer with the game, an...
Posted by Mose on Tue, 28 Nov 2006 09:44:00 PST |
Possibly The Greatest Joke of All Time |
The Hypnotist
It was entertainment night at the senior center and the Amazing Claude was topping the bill. People came from miles around to see the famed hypnotist do his stuff. As C...
Posted by Mose on Tue, 28 Nov 2006 11:04:00 PST |
How To Get A Girl and Keep Her |
1. When she asks how she looks, shrug and say "could be better." This will keep her on her toes, and girls love that. 2. Never hold her hand. This can be interpreted as a sign of weakness. If she grab...
Posted by Mose on Mon, 20 Nov 2006 09:05:00 PST |
Damnit!! |
Well...
For those of you that haven't found out yet - I didn't pass my test Friday. So I have another 30 days to study, and I get to take it again. That fucker was hard!!!
Apparently, the ...
Posted by Mose on Tue, 12 Sep 2006 10:05:00 PST |
Wow, it's been a while... |
...since I sat down and blessed all of you - my wonderful friends with a little heads up as to what has been going on in my life. Where to begin...
Well, for the first time today I realiz...
Posted by Mose on Thu, 31 Aug 2006 01:48:00 PST |
Confused in DeSoto |
Today has been an odd day. I had the entire day off to just relax and for some reason I feel extremely anxious and unsettled. For some reason, I have this really bad feeling.
I have...
Posted by Mose on Tue, 16 May 2006 02:51:00 PST |
The good, the interesting, and the ass kicking!!! |
Wow, it's been awhile. Well, for those of you that haven't already heard I have an appointment for a group interview with Ameriprise Financial Tuesday afternoon. I am really excited. ...
Posted by Mose on Mon, 08 May 2006 10:33:00 PST |
I do believe congratulations are in order... |
Well folks, I have some wonderful news... In the past thirty days, I have only smoked 1 cigarette, and that was in week 1. So, with that in mind, I believe I can say that I have officially...
Posted by Mose on Wed, 29 Mar 2006 09:45:00 PST |
