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Anita Cocktail

I am here for Friends

About Me

My name is Lauren. I am a silly outspoken girl. I spend most of my time amusing my daughter. She is the brightest most beautiful star in the sky. I'm have a great boyfriend who spoils me whenever he looks up from the x-box. Love you baby!! I enjoy spending time out with my friends. It doesn't happen as much as it used to, but I still know how to have a good time. I like to cuddle on the couch watching movies, dance crazy with my daughter to the music, or just make fun of people. Anything that I haven't covered, you can ask.

My Interests

fish n grits and all that pimp shit

I'd like to meet:

Let's just say that my datebook is full in the afterlife. As far as the living goes, I'm always up for making new friends. As long as your intelligent, have a good sense of humor, and know how to have a good time I'm sure that we will get along great.

Music:

Everything.

Movies:

Schindler's List, Super Troopers, all the Nightmare of Elm Street's, Hairspray (original), CryBaby, Half Baked, Billy Madison, Saw, Tuck Everlasting, Smokin' Aces, Casino, Raging Bull, Young Frankenstien, Goodfellas, Pirates of the Carribean, all Disney movies, Interview with the Vampire, Foxfire, Suburbia, Dolls, Blade:Trinity, The Notebook, Harry Potter, An American Werewolf in Paris, Knocked Up, House of 1000 Corpses, The Devil's Rejects, Death Proof, all Batman, Tank Girl, Romeo and Juliet, A Knight's Tale, The Sixth Sense, Something About Mary, Clerks, Clerks 2, Jay and Silet Bob Strike Back, From Dusk til Dawn, A Clockwork Orange, Eyes Wide Shut, Edward Scissorhands, Just Cause, Midnight in the Garden of Good and Evil, A Time to Kill, MadLove, The Shining, Gattaca, AI, Silence of the Lambs, Red Dragon, Jawbreaker, The Collector, Halloween.

Television:

CSI (original only), Heros-fuck you writers strike, Jerry Springer, Top Model, Project Runway-i hate you Michael, some travel channel show that neal watches, Top Chef, Make me a Supermodel, just about anything on Bravo honestly, any Law and Order-and cable makes it possible to watch it 24/7, The Dick Van Dyke Show, Oprah, Oz, Sex and the City, kids shows on demand.

Books:

Non-Fiction. Case books. Mystery.

Heroes:

yo momma

My Blog

less than perfect...

Today I went and looked at the Sheraton here in town.  From what we saw on-line this appeared to be our favorite place.  When I got there all looked good, in the lobby.  Then we went ba...
Posted by Anita Cocktail on Thu, 08 May 2008 07:08:00 PST

wowzers

I have been planning this wedding thing for less than a week now and I'm already feeling a little bit stressed.  I toured my first venue today and I'm going to see another one tomorrow.  I l...
Posted by Anita Cocktail on Wed, 07 May 2008 09:21:00 PST

Squatters’ Rights

In London, England, a tramp who has lived in a makeshaft shack in ghe corner of a city park may be cash poor, but he is land rich.  When developers tried to oust the man so that they could build ...
Posted by Anita Cocktail on Fri, 02 May 2008 03:43:00 PST

ENGLAND

I'm so super excited!!! I just found out that I will be able to go to England for a few weeks this summer!!  I'm not set on any dates yet but I am going to do my passport on monday for sure!! I'm...
Posted by Anita Cocktail on Fri, 25 Apr 2008 12:08:00 PST

TAG

Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 random things, facts, goals, or habits about yourself. At the end, choose 10 people to be tagged, listing their names and why you chose them...
Posted by Anita Cocktail on Thu, 10 Apr 2008 04:58:00 PST

you know?

i hate how sometimes good things just don’t work....
Posted by Anita Cocktail on Fri, 04 Apr 2008 11:52:00 PST

Potty Training 101

Today was day 2 of Lennon's potty training.  So far she is doing really great.  She will pee in the pot if I put her on it.!!  (no poop yet though) Yeah me!!  Yeah her!!  She ...
Posted by Anita Cocktail on Thu, 21 Feb 2008 09:30:00 PST

mistake?

I am so angry that I am seeing red!!! Today a supposed "friend" had the nerve to refer to Lennon as "MY MISTAKE."    How can a person be so callous?  WTF?!  I will be the...
Posted by Anita Cocktail on Tue, 12 Feb 2008 11:44:00 PST

Bad Baby

    Today Lennon managed to get herself kicked out of daycare.  Not even two years old and she's already getting kicked out of school!  So, the story goes:This is Lennon's sec...
Posted by Anita Cocktail on Wed, 12 Dec 2007 04:51:00 PST

Walking

Lennon is getting into everything and driving us completely insane!  Ever since she started walking I can't get her to sit down for anything.  Even to eat!!  WTF! But on a brighter note...
Posted by Anita Cocktail on Thu, 18 Oct 2007 02:57:00 PST