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Sarah-Bo-Bera

Buy some speed stick, it's not expensive.

About Me

I'm one of those fat, disgusting people that smoke too much and don't take care of themselves. I'm a borderline alcoholic AND I have unprotected sex with my johns. I'm on a McD's diet to an early grave and I'm going straight to hell. Does it sound exciting? IT SURE IS! Contact me to find out how!

My Interests

bowling, drinking, smoking, manipulation, traveling, pornography and horror/b-movies. I like a lot of stuff, anything new actually. I'm just a curious person. Oh, and just so you know i'm not "bi-curious" fuck that madness. I'm not that trendy.

I'd like to meet:

Anyone who is like a damn ray of sunshine 24/7. I'd like to hang out with you and see if opposites truly attract or if it just attracts my baseball bat to your skull.

Oh, and I want some goon friends.

Music:

I like everything except for Will Smith. I hate him. I hope his vocal cords bust so not only is he unable to sing but unable to speak as well.

Movies:

I enjoy exploitation, gore, and b-movies for the most part. I watch a lot of everything though. My favorites include (but not limited to) the following:

Battle Royale, Dawn of the Dead (original), Any of the Ilsa movies, American Psycho, They Live, The Last Unicorn, Dead Alive, Bloodsucking Freaks, pretty much anything by Troma. I love Zombie movies; any & all of them. If you name it the chances are likely that I've seen it.

Television:

GTO/great teacher onizuka, MXC, Are you being served?, Iron Chef (Asian style, not American), Ninja Warrior, Strangers with Candy, Red Dwarf, Kids in the Hall, Kalido Star, Venture Brothers, Robot Chicken, Lost.

Books:

I'll read anything by Henry Rollins. I really enjoyed Bongwater. I usually like short stories, I don't really have the attention span to read long novels anymore.

Heroes:

Myself and my Momma because we fucking own.

My Blog

Nope, not going to do it.

I'm still 25 FYI.  I'm not celebrating my birthday this year so I will be holding off on it until next year.  I'll be skipping from 25 to 27.  Age 22 was shit, so was 24...I imagine 26 ...
Posted by Sarah-Bo-Bera on Sun, 30 Sep 2007 03:35:00 PST

Quit ruining coffee.

So since I can see our wonderful coffee area from the front desk, I constantly wonder what the fuck these people are doing to their coffee to stand there for almost five fucking minutes.  Coffee ...
Posted by Sarah-Bo-Bera on Tue, 11 Sep 2007 04:29:00 PST

To you Mr. Sanders

Dear Mr. Sanders, Your chicken tastes like shit, so much like shit that it makes me want to take a dump in my pants.  Your chicken is a grease bomb, I wish I could puke it up but it wou...
Posted by Sarah-Bo-Bera on Thu, 06 Sep 2007 02:43:00 PST

I cant keep this to myself

Meet Trishykinz
Posted by Sarah-Bo-Bera on Fri, 31 Aug 2007 02:56:00 PST

My face...let me show you it.

So today(yesterday) I got my toofes worked on.  I had to get nine...count them NINE fillings all in one day. So I don't really want to show you my face but if it looks swollen and you see me in t...
Posted by Sarah-Bo-Bera on Fri, 31 Aug 2007 11:42:00 PST

Why you should lock your door when you’re having sex.

So I beg you, go to the link.  It is not safe for work.  It is one of the funniest things I've seen in quite some time and is so WRONG!!! http://www.youporn.com/watch/54940...
Posted by Sarah-Bo-Bera on Tue, 28 Aug 2007 08:25:00 PST

Weirdo

So I just spent the last 15 minutes on the phone with someone who I think was jerking off. Apparently I'm not the only one because I called another hotel and they talked to the exact same guy so, Rand...
Posted by Sarah-Bo-Bera on Mon, 20 Aug 2007 01:55:00 PST

I've got your childhood dreams smashed in the form of a 2 minute music video.

http://www.youtube.com/v/b5JBlYu-qzU
Posted by Sarah-Bo-Bera on Fri, 13 Jul 2007 12:25:00 PST

Doctor Who, maybe not

So I'm sitting here, trying to decide if I want to add the Doctor Who series to my Netflix queue.  When I'm reading about the old series I realized one of the characters is named Sarah Jane. ...
Posted by Sarah-Bo-Bera on Mon, 02 Jul 2007 09:43:00 PST

I did it.

There is a song called I Did It by Dave Matthews Band. It is the worst song I've ever heard.  I'd rather listen to an entire Will Smith CD than listen to that song ONE SINGLE TIME.  It makes...
Posted by Sarah-Bo-Bera on Mon, 25 Jun 2007 07:07:00 PST