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About Me

You know. i am not entirely sure anyone actually reads these things... i would bet that the only person that will noticed i changed this is my wonderful fiance' Elly.. that is becuase she cares.... So this is about me... . i am a half breed.. This means that i am two separate races... I know this could be slightly new to some of you .. in england i hear they call people like me half casts... strange..... so mostly i work at a church by day and a superhero by night..... this means that i am like Jesus... i dont sleep much..... it is tuff to save the world from the dangers of dangerous things... but someone has to do it... if i could leave you with one thing.. remember.. this..... change your underpants daily... and you willl be blessed...

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My Interests

I like taking long walks in the rain. Eating Sushi on the front porch of some rich guy i've never met's porch. I like to play my nose, and pick it everyonce in a while (dont tell my mommy) I like to go to shows, and drink jones soda till my belly turns green. I like to pick belly button lint from my buddy bens belly. Aside from that i like to go around using profane words such as: Your mom is a willychooosa, and you are too.. Yes that is mucho prophane. I also like to use glorious words like jerkface, buttface, and the most excellently glorious poopydumdum... (be careful with the last one, it really iritates the cops. Especially when you just got pulled over for going 49849874 miles over the speed limit you punk) I like to rescue defenceless old ladies from jerkbuttmunchfacesfartheads.
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I'd like to meet:

i really would like to meet santa claus....

Music:

FIVE IRON FRENZY, ghoti hook, project 86, demon hunter, disciple, ROPER, Extol, the chariot, Norma Jean, skillet, forever changed, discover america, no innocent victim, .. / [/

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Movies:

Nachooooooooooooo libre... its the best... you know why... because i suck... Jurassic Fart

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Television:

ah the teli... ummm. i like cosby... Imagine

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Books:

BIBLE, blue like jazz... mostly that is it... i dont like to read

Heroes:

My Dad. Mr. scot mosely, Pastor J. Superman. Nachoooooo.... JEsus border="0"
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My Blog

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Hola... all of you blog readers..... i thought i would just waste some more of your time... and just.... give you a little tid bit of ............. something..... So here it is... Every once in...
Posted by JessetheMEXICANsuperHero on Fri, 10 Aug 2007 06:15:00 PST

one smile

there are very few moments in my life that i would say i wouldnt trade for anything... One is the day i decided to truly live for God... that one was the coolest... and i wouldnt ever take that back.....
Posted by JessetheMEXICANsuperHero on Mon, 16 Jul 2007 06:57:00 PST

18 days

Often times i sit here and wonder to myself... Is it safe to eat belly button lent.... Or,.... Should i ever clean out the dirt between my toes.??? Ha... i am just joking.. i really never think ...
Posted by JessetheMEXICANsuperHero on Mon, 04 Dec 2006 11:31:00 PST

poopie.. in the pants....

Recently i discovered a fun fact.. When people die.... often the poopie in their pants... or streams of wonderous joy flow. This brought forth many questions... such as.. Why dont we go ...
Posted by JessetheMEXICANsuperHero on Sun, 26 Nov 2006 09:00:00 PST

Umm.....

In every one of our lives, i am sure that we have all come to a place where we are like .... God... are you sure your alright... because all the stuff your asking me to do is slightly wierd, and befor...
Posted by JessetheMEXICANsuperHero on Sat, 21 Oct 2006 08:54:00 PST

A little tid bit

1 I waited patiently for the LORD; he turned to me and heard my cry. 2 He lifted me out of the slimy pit, ...
Posted by JessetheMEXICANsuperHero on Fri, 01 Sep 2006 06:20:00 PST

8 inch nail pipe stuck in kids forehead

I dont know how many people that will ever read this stupid thing actually know Christ in a personal way. If you do not however, and wish for religeon not to be stuck down your throat, then now ...
Posted by JessetheMEXICANsuperHero on Sat, 03 Jun 2006 09:16:00 PST

Blowing in the breeze.

I often sit in my room and wonder why on earth am i here on earth. I often complain to God calling him names like Jerkface and other things you shouldn't call a God who could strike you down wit...
Posted by JessetheMEXICANsuperHero on Wed, 24 May 2006 08:17:00 PST