my name is linda but you can call me miss thang ;)

things i am
my OWN damn person [get off my nuts]
shy
mature [when sober]
materialistic, yet humble
a BiG dork
chocoholic
wanabe intellectual [lets face it, alcohol has killed more than a few brain cells]
iNTELLiGENT is more the word
a shoe whore
partier
but i prefer kickin' back
a dancer to the motherfuckin' fullest
silly/humerous
HiSPANiC. mexican/guatemalan [not asian. or indian. or whatever the hell else i've been called.]
family-oriented
strong
outspoken
a drunk [alcoholics go to meetings]
a LEADER.
in LOVE with LAUGHTER.
a loyal friend
not cocky. CONFiDENT.
patient
greatful for the people i call my TRUE friends
a slut [under the influence. who the hell isn't? GET OVER iT. no, i'm NOT a ho. that shit is as fake as the person who told you.]
a procrastinator
a tease
a do-gooder
a flirt...when i kno i can get it [don't trip on a pimp]
yes, a hard-worker
in love with t.i., musiq soulchild, aventura, ne-yo, frankie j, common, john legend && toby love.
caring
addicted to my phone.
an ex-flake [yes, it sucks learning the hard way]
dangerous [ying yang twins. duh.]
MOTiVATED && DETERMiNED
boy-crazy [better believe i kno how to control it tho.]
good at hiding my real emotions
plannin' on 3 more tats this summer =>]
things i'm not
perfect.
stupid [although i feel that way sometimes because of the choices i've made]
fake
shit-talker [no joke.]
hella serious
judgemental
a ho [see comment above]
grudge-holder
"on your nuts"
bitchy
lesbian or bi
organized
jealous
interested in gossip [unless its with geane HA.]
emotional drunk
a fan of nicknames
cold-hearted
a cry-baby
a "playa"
conceited.
loud-mouthed && obnoxious
trying to steal your man
scandelous
evil [i wont degrade myself to make you look bad.]
over dramatic
in hate with love
a bad driver
looking for pity [please save that for yourself]
a counselor
anorexic [trust me. i CAN && DO GRUB.]
interested in sentences that start with "i heard you..."
a failure
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥&hea rts;♥♥