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DJ Girard

By the Time You Know What to do, You're too Old to do it.

About Me

I'm perturbed, I'm aching, sweat beads on my brow. I'm angry, I'm exhausted, I've lost all control. I'm homeless and helpless, help me find my way. Seduce me, reduce me, or lead me astray. Time kills me and haunts me. It keeps me awake at night. I'm euphoric, I'm abhorred. I've gone off the deep end. I'm poked. I'm provoked. I'm punishable by law. I get outraged and disgusted by politics and greed. Yet, I judge everyone I meet and of wealth do I dream. I'm awkward and funny, never knowing what to do. I'm flaky and frustrated, my brain cells are few. I'm presumptuous and preferential. I know what I want. But I don't know how to get it and I want it right now. I'm facetious and witty, mostly at the wrong times. I'm fickle and picky and capricious and erratic. I'm sarcastic and indifferent, I stay in my own world. I have friends that do not frown upon me. Sometimes I'm secluded, anti-social, introverted. Xenophobic at times. I'm drunk. I'm forgetful. Where did we meet? Easily bored, easily annoyed, I have to ridicule. Bear with me, I'm only human. I'm mindless and insensitive. I hate it when people don't use turn signals or come to complete stops at stop signs. When I see someone wearing flip-flops, I have to look at their feet. I play RPG's. I sleep at least 10 hours a day. People who cannot spell bother me. I sing in the shower. I am pee shy. You can never have too many hair products. I hate kids, but they love me. I love everything about Milla Jovovich. I do not drive. I am a very loyal friend until you fuck me over. Lightning is beautiful, but it scares me. I have over 30 pairs of shoes. I idolize George Carlin. When people call me an asshole, I thank them. Whenever I see a mirror, I look into it. I feel that if you have dirty hands and feet, then you're a dirty person. I hate sports of every kind. Sometimes I get on my MySpace page just to listen to my music. I have an extensive collection of moisturizers/lotions. I laugh when people fall down. Teehee. I dislike ignorant people. Sweet and sour chicken is my favorite Chinese food. I love drinking water. I like sweetening my tea with Splenda. I do not believe in god. My destination is unknown. If I could make my dreams into movies, I would make millions. I did not come out until I was 27. I wouldn't trade my family for any other in the world. My favorite album of all time would have to be "The Lion and the Cobra" by Sinead O'Connor. I play Lotto. I eat once a day. I cry at pretty much any movie I watch...even Hallmark commercials. Princess Diana should not have died. I can tell if I can trust a person just by looking at them. When people ask me if I had a haircut, I say, "No, I had them ALL cut." I am half French and half Italian. My friends are my family. I wanted to be an actor, but I have stage fright. I have two older sisters. I miss Will & Grace. People take life too seriously. People take themselves too seriously. I'd rather text-message than talk on the phone. Masturbation is my favorite pastime. I hate it when people call me "papi". I'm a teeth and smile kind of person. I hate motorcycles. I am destined to be alone. I never want to go to sleep. I never want to wake up. I will never grow up. I enjoy doing crossword puzzles. Humor and sarcasm is my way of dealing with things the best way I can. I have only been in one fight in my life. I live alone and it elates me, but I do get restless at times. I have never had a cavity. I look my best wearing black. I have a stress-free job, it's my co-workers that stress me out. My mom is my best friend. I love technology. Singing makes me happy. I am a good judge of character. I do not lie. I love the British. I dislike gossip and people that do it. I am a strong lover, sometimes tactless when dealing with problems in my relationship, therefore I will need to be with a strong person who can take what I give and give it right back. I am an innovator always thinking outside the box. I always strive hard to be number one and have a very competitive nature. My enthusiasm and competitivenes bring great success. As a friend, I am a 'what you see is what you get kind of person.
Name: DJ
Birthdate: April 18th
Birthplace: Tampa
Current Location: Orlando
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Brown
Height: 5'9"
Weight: 135
Piercings: Ears, Labret
Tatoos: 5
Boyfriend/Girlfriend: Single
Overused Phraze: Wanna make out?
FAVORITES
Food: Pizza or sushi!
Candy: No candy for me.
Number: 17
Color: Black
Animal: Greyhound
Drink: Water
Alcohol Drink: Vodka and soda
Bagel: Bagel? No thanks.
Letter: Um. All of them.
Body Part on Opposite sex: You mean the same sex? Eyes, legs, hands, lips.
This or That
Pepsi or Coke: Diet Coke
McDonalds or BurgerKing: Fast food? No.
Strawberry or Watermelon: I don't do fruit.
Hot tea or Ice tea: Iced.
Chocolate or Vanilla No sweets.
Hot Chocolate or Coffee: No. No.
Kiss or Hug: Kiss
Dog or Cat: Dog
Rap or Punk: Punk
Summer or Winter: Winter
Scary Movies or Funny Movies: Definitely funny.
Love or Money: love then money
YOUR...
Bedtime: 4am.
Most Missed Memory:
Best phyiscal feature: Eyes I guess.
First Thought Waking Up: I gotta pee!!
Goal for this year: End of probation.
Best Friends: David, Sonia
Weakness: Anxiety
Fears: Violence
Heritage: Italian/French
Longest relationship: 9 months
HAVE YOU...
Ever Drank: Nooooo. Not me.
Ever Smoked: Nooooo. Not me.
Pot: I'm an angel.
Ever been Drunk: I am right now.
Ever been beaten up: No. In a fight, but not beaten up.
Ever beaten someone up: I'm a lover.
Ever Shoplifted: Yes.
Ever Skinny Dipped: Yep.
Ever Kissed Opposite sex: How old was the person who wrote this?
Been Dumped Lately: I am the dumper, not the dumpee.
IN A GUY/GIRL
Favorite Eye Color: Blue or green.
Favorite Hair Color: Black or brown.
Short or Long: Short!
Height: My height or taller.
Style: Casual. But in with the times.
Looks or Personality: Looks. THEN personality.
Hot or Cute HOT
Drugs and Alcohol: Alcohol yes. Drugs no.
Muscular or Really Skinny: Skinny.
RANDOMS
Number of Regrets in the Past: I don't have any regrets.
What country do you want to Visit: United Kingdom
How do you want to Die: Eaten alive by maggots! (????)
Been to the Mall Lately: No.
Do you like Thunderstorms: Love them.
Get along with your Parents: Love them.
Health Freak: I go through my phases.
Do you think your Attractive: I'd like to think so.
Believe in Yourself: Most of the time.
Want to go to College: Someday.
Do you Smoke: Yes.
Do you Drink: Yes.
Shower Daily: Yes.
Been in Love: Yes.
Do you Sing: Love to sing.
Want to get Married: No.
Do you want Children: No. Well...still thinking on that.
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My Interests

I can't think again and I can't withstand my brain as it takes over again. I never plan for this abominable man to control me, I don't think I ever can. I'm sorry in advance for your sorrow tomorrow. I just wish another man's brain I could borrow. My head lays on this pillow. I need another pill...oh. I feel like a tree, a great oak, no, a willow, with my branches in a downward motion. With never a devotion for a mature notion. Where's my helium, I ran out of valium, and I'm on the verge of subdelirium...

I'd like to meet:

I am a strong lover, sometimes tactless when dealing with problems in my relationship, therefore I will need to be with a strong person who can take what I give and give it right back. I am an innovator always thinking outside the box. I always strive hard to be number one and have a very competitive nature. My enthusiasm and competitivenes bring great success. As a friend, I am a 'what you see is what you get' kind of person. I am Aries, the fire sign.
Your Five Variable Love Profile Propensity for Monogamy:

Your propensity for monogamy is medium.
In general, you prefer to have only one love interest.
But it's hard for you to stay devoted for too long!
There's too much eye candy to keep you from wandering.

Experience Level:

Your experience level is high.
You've loved, lost, and loved again.
You have had a wide range of love experiences.
And when the real thing comes along, you know it!

Dominance:

Your dominance is low.
This doesn't mean you're a doormat, just balanced.
You know a relationship is not about getting your way.
And you love to give your sweetie a lot of freedom.

Cynicism:

Your cynicism is medium.
You'd like to believe in true and everlasting love...
But you've definitely been burned enough to know better.
You're still an optimist, but you also are a realist.

Independence:

Your independence is medium.
In relationships, you need both "me time" and "we time."
You usually find it easy to be part of a couple.
But occasionally you start to feel a little smothered. The Five Variable Love TestMySpace HELP Profile Help!

Music:


Hmmm. I listen to all kinds of shit. I am an 80's guru, only because that's when I was growing up and 80's music is pretty much my only memory of the past. I used to have an obsession with the following talents, and in some ways, still do: Digable Planets, Sinead O'Connor, Alanis Morrissette, The Cranberries, Radiohead, Incubus, Dee-Lite, Siouxsie and the Banshees, STP, DJ Icey, Lords of Acid, Book of Love, Depeche Mode, Coldplay, Portishead, Disturbed, Spacehog, The New Radicals, Sarah McLachlan, Blondie, Enigma, The Sugarcubes (which includes Bjork), Lo Fidelity Allstars, My Life With the Thrill Kill Cult, Rammstein, and various Motown artists. And I think that just about covers it.

Movies:

Jesus, what's the next question, my blood type?? Let's see, my favorite movies include, but aren't limited to the following: The Fifth Element, Zoolander, How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days, The Sweetest Thing, The Ring, Almost Famous, Chocolat, The Matrix, The Lord of the Rings, Corky Romano, Meet the Parents, The Birdcage, The Rules of Attraction, Old School, There's Something About Mary...you get the point, right?

Television:

I'm a big comedy fan: Will & Grace is may fav, Strangers with Candy, SNL, Mad TV, Friends, King of Queens, Sex and the City, Roseanne, Seinfeld, Living Single, etc...oh and my new favorite: Heroes. Awesome show! Soup Du Jour

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My Blog

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My New Theme Song

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Religion is Bullshit

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Me

I’ll start with the best.I confess, I’m a jest. It often gets to the point I’m a pest.And when in a different mood, I’ve been told I am rude.I’m picky and preferential. ...
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Be My Friend

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Book of Love

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Shields & Yarnell

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Have You Ever Waited Tables????

For everyone and anyone who has been a server at some point in their life. Read it and laugh. Because we all feel this pain. ALL THE TIME!!!You know you're a server when.....1. You know that "in the w...
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