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Suz

You will eat that cat poop before you talk about my city that way again.

About Me


I'm married to my best friend and the guy who taught me how to relax ... livin' in the burbs, got a cool job doing software architecture, 'Cosmo' is the name of our golden retriever, he's wonderfully spazzy ... still haven't managed the 2.5 kids... we do have 2 cats. They aren't quite as spastic. I'm still in school cause I'm crazy like that. Working on a Masters in Public Policy and Administration, one more semester and then my thesis! Woo whoo. I figured I'd work on being an educated, conservative democrat .... I know, that's hot...

My Interests

Running with geezers, State and Local politics (most of the time), Snowboardin, Fishing, Dorking out, Java (programming, not coffee), Bad Movies ... collecting weird items like "Muscle Men" to display on my cube at work, watching bad Lifetime dramas like "Pregnant at 16" ... appling cost benefit analysis techniques ... discussing software development methodologies ... discussing how the SDLC sucks and Iterative/Agile development makes the software world go 'round ...

I'd like to meet:

... other "modern, cool nerds"
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Modern, Cool Nerd
82 % Nerd, 60% Geek, 26% Dork

My Friend Space
I have 1 Million friends.

Famous Friends:

Why make a trillion when we could make... billions?

He knows what it's like to be White and Nerdy ... yes, it's his official Myspace site!

The Wind Beneath My Wings ... aka ... Celly

AssClown ... yes, thats her birth name.

We bonded in Prison ... err ... over the topic, that is.

MATTT DAAAMOOON!!!

A heck of a wakeboarder ...

The long lost pal I randomly ended up working 100 feet from ....

Dude, weren't we like friends in 7th grade?

Miss Queen of Cheese Writings ...

uhm ... whatever ...

She has an adorable 'Boyfriend'.

Mr. Marty Pants

Because Democracy Matters ....

View All of My 1 Million Friends

Music:

80's Butt Rock and Weird Al, Baby

Movies:

I recently re-watched Garden State and forgot how good of a movie it is. Mark and I saw it on a Golf Course in Maui on our honeymoon during the Maui Film Festival. It was awesome. And it still is! Zach Braff was even there ... yeah, I know ... calm down.
Also, most anything with Will Ferrell. ..
THE JERK:

Navin: Well I'm gonna to go then! And I don't need any of this! I don't need this stuff, and I don't need you. I don't need anything except this [picks up an ashtray] and that's it and that's the only thing I need, is this. I don't need this or this. Just this ashtray. And this paddle game, the ashtray and the paddle game and that's all I need.
Great Oden's Raven ... Anchorman. A must see "The avenging disco godfather" ... it's all about angel dust, PCP and Disco Cop Funk ...

Television:

I, like my pal shay, am addicted to Grey's Anatomy because I, too, apparently like watching doctors who bang a lot.

Books:

Reading a bunch of books for class at the moment, so far I have discovered my strengths thanks to the Gallup Organization...

Heroes:

Our Boy, Cosmo ..
Recycle Rex, Cher and Weird Al

My Blog

Quiz Tiiime.

Yes, it's Random Question Time: 1) What side of the heart do you draw first? Well, I start with the lower ventricles and  move on to the upper Atria chambers, top it off with a Pulmonic Valv...
Posted by Suz on Sat, 06 Jan 2007 11:46:00 PST

Done gone and bought us a new house, we did ....

Well ... we did it. Bought us a new home up in Folsom! We will be up in Empire Ranch right on the Folsom/El Dorado County border ... yippee. Our house closes the same day the Elk Grove one does ... w...
Posted by Suz on Fri, 29 Dec 2006 03:31:00 PST

Sold!

We sold our place! We are movin on out January 19th! Now I guess we should find a place to live, eh? :)
Posted by Suz on Fri, 22 Dec 2006 11:41:00 PST

Fingers Crossed ...

Good News! We've recieved a "kinda crappy, but half way decent" offer on our place out in Laguna. We are waiting to hear whether another couple is putting in an offer who came last week, to see if we ...
Posted by Suz on Tue, 19 Dec 2006 04:24:00 PST

Sesame Street Persona Quiz

My score on The Your SESAME STREET Persona Test:Kermit the Frog (You scored 60% Organization, 43% abstract, and 67% extroverted!) Here is why are you Kermit the Frog. You are both somewhat organized. ...
Posted by Suz on Tue, 05 Dec 2006 08:38:00 PST

How a Bar Code Scanner Works ...

  I hope you are all better people now ... this is some inspirational sheyot. Word. Stay tuned for some raps on encryption algorithms and bit shifting....
Posted by Suz on Thu, 19 Oct 2006 09:33:00 PST

Buy My House!!

Support Mark and I's mission to move to Folsom in order end our long frickin' commutes from Elk Grove and buy our house!   $ 419,900 9881 Nestling Ci...
Posted by Suz on Thu, 14 Sep 2006 04:51:00 PST

Yeah ... it's true ... I'm a geezer

Another badass quiz from eSPIN-the-Bottle... Whats Your Mental Age? MY RESULT:Middle Aged Regardless of how old your body is, up in your head, youre paying mortgages and complaining about...
Posted by Suz on Thu, 07 Sep 2006 10:33:00 PST

The Ice Pirates ...

So ... my security architect co-worker (and might I add, expert solitare player) and I were chatting today at lunch ...err ... okay, well during normal work hours ... about a fabulous film that I...
Posted by Suz on Wed, 21 Jun 2006 03:15:00 PST

I fought the Blog, but the BLOG won ...

Okay, I have given into the power of the Blog. I am the Blog - I love the BLOG. BE THE BLOG. Wow, can anyone tell I drank last night? Let's have a moment of silence for the lost brain cells ... sigh.....
Posted by Suz on Mon, 10 Apr 2006 05:24:00 PST