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John

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About Me

i can be a bit of an asshole sometimes, but i'm ok with that...everyone has their days. i used to write song lyrics frequently but now all i seem to be able to do is come up with random lines and verses, i also write poetry. i have a politically incorrect sense of humor, i can carry on the sickest of coversations with no problem while adding in very detailed descriptions. i'm athletic (volleyball, ball hockey, softball, golf), and enjoy the company of other athletic people. i'm a huge sports fan. i attend concordia university as a sociology major...no idea what i want to do later on. i drink too much beer. i wish i lived everyday as if it were my last...but i don't. i wish i were less selfish...but i'm not.
What type of hockey player are you?
Finesse
You have a crafty skill, and you avoid physical play with your slick moves and speed. Everything you do is flashy and clean.

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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

YOUR MOTHER.....as well as....John Lennon, members of coldplay, .......and the love of my life Sarah Silverman
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: John Roger
Birthday: May 3rd
Birthplace: South side
Current Location: st H to the ubert
Eye Color: changes.....blue green
Hair Color: brown
Height: dunno 5-10....5-11
Right Handed or Left Handed: i use my right to pleasure myself
Your Heritage: mixed....im a mutt. I AM CANADIAN
The Shoes You Wore Today: reebok.....white and red
Your Weakness: motivation for things i dont want to do
Your Fears: death...dying...being dead....ghosts
Your Perfect Pizza: one brought to me by a hot naked girl
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: shoot under 80 in golf
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: lol....lol
Thoughts First Waking Up: fuck already???!!
Your Best Physical Feature: my penis....or my eyes
Your Bedtime: when my mommy touches me down there
Your Most Missed Memory: i dont remember
Pepsi or Coke: pepsi biatch
MacDonalds or Burger King: i have a thing for red heads... i love u ronald
Single or Group Dates: single....its hard to get 2 girls into bed in one night, esp if her date is there
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: neither
Chocolate or Vanilla: vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee: i dont drink the stuff.
Do you Smoke: nope...wait....smoke what....for that other stuff not too often
Do you Swear: dont get me started
Do you Sing: i do so very very well
Do you Shower Daily: sometimes twice
Have you Been in Love: i think so
Do you want to go to College: im finally getting out
Do you want to get Married: i dont know
Do you belive in yourself: i dont belive in myself but i believe in myself most of the time
Do you get Motion Sickness: dont think so
Do you think you are Attractive: im hot yes thats correct
Are you a Health Freak: no no no
Do you get along with your Parents: i get along very well but im not close
Do you like Thunderstorms: love em
Do you play an Instrument: i wish i did
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: more appropriate question....have you drank in the last day
In the past month have you Smoked: no
In the past month have you been on Drugs: thats what i'm talking about
In the past month have you gone on a Date: ummmmm with ur mother hahahhahaha
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: yea ...tough questions detective
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: no
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: fuck fish....and raw??? what the fuck ppl
In the past month have you been on Stage: yes....to get my MVP award!!! RESPECT
In the past month have you been Dumped: no son
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: no....i'd like to
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: just a few cherries ohhhhhhhh lol
Ever been Drunk: stupid fucking question
Ever been called a Tease: you know it
Ever been Beaten up: nope
Ever Shoplifted: no comment
How do you want to Die: shut the fuck up
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: no idea
What country would you most like to Visit: ireland
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: blue
Favourite Hair Color: dunno...brown blonde
Short or Long Hair: long...short...i dunno
Height: tall or short......no big bitch tall and no midget short
Weight: not more than......umm i dunno....has to suit the height.
Best Clothing Style: sexy
Number of Drugs I have taken: different drugs or times?
Number of CDs I own: i dont got that kinda time numb nuts
Number of Piercings: 0
Number of Tattoos: 0
Number of things in my Past I Regret: my life

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things i've been thinking

    I think that if it were possible to add up every number ever called in every bingo game ever played I think B13 would be the least called number in history. I really hate when fat girls ...
Posted by on Thu, 09 Mar 2006 09:32:00 GMT

a new song i wrote

You   In your life, people will let you down Yea they'll let you down. There's nothing you can do. Just remember that You've let people down too.   Count the scars on your heart; Stepping st...
Posted by on Tue, 14 Feb 2006 20:35:00 GMT

home of the habs

  Hello&. Come on in, welcome to my house and the life of a Montréal canadiens fan this season. On your left you can see José Theodore already going down to save a shot (which he doesnt make) fo...
Posted by on Tue, 31 Jan 2006 20:50:00 GMT

random thoughts

I hope whoever is reading this didnt vote conservative. I wonder how much the guys from jackass pay for life insurance&. their rates must be fucking high. Shreddies are probably the most underrated c...
Posted by on Wed, 25 Jan 2006 22:37:00 GMT

new rap...im not perfect

Im not perfect     Im not perfect And Ill never claim to be. I know that everyone Fucks up eventually.   Im no fucking different Than any other man, Were all part of a puzzle We ...
Posted by on Tue, 17 Jan 2006 21:29:00 GMT

new rap....drive by's

Drive bys   Dont nobody see The problems were facin? Cops standing over Young bodies, tracin And paintin lines Erasin the future And bloodying the past. This gangsta mentality Wont let us...
Posted by on Tue, 17 Jan 2006 21:27:00 GMT

terrible

so here i was...after just having lost whats left in my pokerstars account i thought i would end the night with a little something to cheer myself up. i begin thinking about which porn site i would li...
Posted by on Thu, 29 Dec 2005 23:59:00 GMT

10 reasons i'd rather be a dog

thanks to Jenna it seems that i must point out the obvious that i don'tactually want to be a dog...there are just some perks that i would like to take advantage of....   10) You are constantly be...
Posted by on Tue, 20 Dec 2005 00:23:00 GMT

I fucking hate

i hate girls who think they are better than everyone else, i hate guys that walk like they are tough, i hate gay strangers who look at me as though they hope i'd want to fuck them back, i hate gi...
Posted by on Thu, 15 Dec 2005 20:59:00 GMT

ladies

ok now most of the people who will read this are at an age where relationships begin to get serious or have been serious for a while....so all i ask of the ladies is that if you are fucking engaged or...
Posted by on Sat, 03 Dec 2005 07:25:00 GMT