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haiku

So, I am writing this to all those who expect to see a/some haiku here. i am not going to be posting any on the myspace because i am going to attempt to get the published in several haiku related publ...
Posted by on Thu, 03 Jul 2008 14:11:00 GMT

something funny

Sometime ago I was getting into the shower and I heard Melissa yell "No washing your testicles". At least that is what I thought she said. So I didn't. (Shows how whipped I actually am) Anyway, I get ...
Posted by on Sat, 21 Jun 2008 05:53:00 GMT

found it

i found it! it was in another book - where it wasnt supposed to be.
Posted by on Tue, 13 Nov 2007 10:39:00 GMT

damn it

where the hell is it? damn it! this is going to ruin my f-ing day!
Posted by on Tue, 13 Nov 2007 10:25:00 GMT

cupcakes

i cant find the cupcake recipe (i wanted to call it a formula but it isnt a formula because i am not at work and it is by volume not weight and shit). where the hell is it dam it! i wanted to make cup...
Posted by on Tue, 13 Nov 2007 10:21:00 GMT

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does it ever end?
Posted by on Sat, 23 Jun 2007 19:37:00 GMT

poop

so, everyone knows the phrase "shit on a shingle". I actually got to see it the other day. We had our POS house reroofed and the folks that did it left a few pieces behind. I didn't get to picking the...
Posted by on Mon, 07 May 2007 20:03:00 GMT

Ticks

This song is frickin' GREAT! How can one song be so damn clever and honest all at once? Enjoy! Frickin' GREAT I TELL YAH!
Posted by on Wed, 11 Apr 2007 18:49:00 GMT

Da Vinci Code

So I FINALLY read The Da Vinci Code. You might remember it from a couple of years ago - remember that? Anyway, being somewhat behind on reading the bestsellers, I thought I'd catch up a bit. It was ac...
Posted by on Sun, 04 Mar 2007 17:57:00 GMT

Smith

Anna Nicole Smith died today. Whatever are we to do?
Posted by on Thu, 08 Feb 2007 14:21:00 GMT