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Fluffer to the Stars

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About Me

I am currently working for the Government in a human studies experiment involving getting up around noon, laying on the couch all day in my underwear watching telly, and strangely, eating Dorito's, which I have grown quite an affection for. For my services they pay me 56.50 per week. A handsome wage... or the "bare minimum required to avoid poverty" depending on whose lies you listen to when you vote. My crude, offhand, offensive manner is just a shell, protecting the bitter, emotionally distant man inside. Reduced to finding friends on the internet, I now trawl the web looking for other misfits in the hope that someone will reach out and touch me. It's been a while. 3 rules to live your life by: stay positive, even when we fall flat on our faces we are still moving forwards, remeber the only thing worse than racists is those motherfucking jew bastards and be on time wherever you're going. Oh, and have a sense of humour... ...or just DIE. I don't care which. Anyway, that Rohypnol will need at least another five minutes before it kicks in. Let's talk about you....

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

God. So I can ask Him if He believes in us. Adolf "Dubya" Bush at his War Crimes tribunal in the Hague, so I can watch them hang the monkey faced fuckwit. Hienriech Blair, after he's finished helping the Antichrist rape the Middle East of it's only profitable natural resource, so I can kick that inane, arrogant grin off his smug, self satisfied face. 50 Cent, I've got lucky no. 10, right here, cocked and ready to go! Remember life is like a box of chocolates, a cheap, perfunctory gift that no-one gives a fuck about.
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Bush, Blair, this is your fault. You are the reason 2000+ American, 200+ British and countless thousands of innocent Iraqi mothers cry themselves to sleep, while you sleep like babies. Don't resign, die. STOP THE ILLEGAL WAR NOW! Apologies for the shocking content in this video, but I think everyone should see it. Fuck, I think they should teach it in schools. Take a real good look at "Democracy In Action"
See how he really feels about you. JFK and Lincoln both assainated, yet no-one has even tried to kill Bush. There really is no justice in the world
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Welcome brother or sister, you have seen the light and are a true comrade...Seig heil 14/88

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My Blog

Politicians, hypocritical or what?

I've been following the crisis in Kenya following the recent election debacle. Although the rioting and death is a little excessive and unfortunate, albeit completely understandable, it's the reaction...
Posted by on Thu, 03 Jan 2008 15:13:00 GMT

Why the fuck does this keep happening?

This is really begining to get me down. I can't stop it, but knowing that fact does not help at all. Today has been a particularly bad day, with two episodes of note. One minute I'm sitting there star...
Posted by on Sat, 04 Nov 2006 19:10:00 GMT

A new gameshow, probably on ITVfucking2

just a thought... if Bush is the Leader of the Free World and Chief of World Police then surely that makes him my un-elected leader as well, as much under threat because of his actions as the cit...
Posted by on Mon, 16 Oct 2006 20:17:00 GMT

Storytime, gather round

This is for my friend Ray, who's always on at me to write something, so I did. He's already head this story but a few others out there might like it so I thought I put it up on the site. Comments, pra...
Posted by on Mon, 09 Oct 2006 08:40:00 GMT

A little something to help you through the dark

This  is the coolest thing I've heard all day. Just thought I'd share it with you. Think of it what you will, it made me smile, and precious little does that these days If God had a refrigerator,...
Posted by on Tue, 25 Apr 2006 17:59:00 GMT

Why didn't they ask ME for ID?

Its My Party And Ill Cry If I Want To   Well, its been a fairly shitty week of fighting and uncomfortable silences so a big thank you to everyone who sent me messages on my birthday. Ray & Sa...
Posted by on Thu, 06 Apr 2006 16:19:00 GMT

It's not hard to be me, just different

Fuck off and leave me alone   I have schizophrenia. I am more than willing to admit this, (though the word ADMIT implies something shameful), to new friends and old. I can accept the fact that ...
Posted by on Fri, 10 Feb 2006 11:05:00 GMT

A helping hand from a myspace friend

Just when I thought I might give up   I saw this on another myspace page, (I hope they dont me reproducing it here) and thought it was one of the most beautiful, eloquently expressed sentiment...
Posted by on Tue, 07 Feb 2006 19:35:00 GMT

Spot them 'fore they spot you!

"That nice Mr Manson, he never..."  In these days where even the friendly neighbourhood doctor is poisoning your granny for her savings, it pays to be viligant. Follow tihs guide against your ne...
Posted by on Wed, 25 Jan 2006 17:52:00 GMT

Comedown(ish...very ish)

"can't we all just get along" I've just finished watching the brilliant word-smith Stephen Fry on Room 101 in which he controversially put foward the show itself! But in doing so he raised ...
Posted by on Tue, 24 Jan 2006 20:22:00 GMT