Let In Light, Banish Shade, Feed Cat, Buy Milk. |
Hello, public, my old friends... I've come to talk to you again...
You find me, my adoring little batch of admirers, sycophants and hangers-on, currently in a state of some jollity. Festive jollity, a...
Posted by on Fri, 14 Dec 2007 12:40:00 GMT |
Tea With Lady Grey |
What follows is an amusingly violent and lurid little poem of little art or value, by yours truly, Lord Vespertine. It is dedicated to my dear friend, Anneka Friederike Ball, a.k.a. Skitsofrenika...
Posted by on Thu, 13 Sep 2007 13:54:00 GMT |
Rage Over A Broken iPod |
I say, my friends, you've seen my iPod, haven't you?
Oh, come now, you must have done. My trusty little silver iPod Nano, a beauteous little device encased in a novelty black 'iDevil' silicon ski...
Posted by on Sun, 26 Aug 2007 20:22:00 GMT |
Wii, Wii, Wii, All The Way Home... |
Guten morgen, Englander scum.
Once again, dear readers, I fear I really must apologise for my long absense from mein blog. I have tried (really, I've tried) on many, many occasions to update my&...
Posted by on Sun, 05 Aug 2007 03:40:00 GMT |
Hot, Bikini-Clad Babes Are Not My Friend |
Hello again, human plague.
I have wanted to write this blog entry for a while, but, up until now, I've felt a real uninspired malaise over the whole thing, as I often do, when I attempt to be wit...
Posted by on Wed, 09 May 2007 05:43:00 GMT |
St. George's Day |
Ah, it's St. George's Day, which means that Englishness will be celebrated the length and breadth of... Essex.
Yes, St. George's Day. That most proud of English holidays. Right up there with Pancake D...
Posted by on Sun, 22 Apr 2007 22:22:00 GMT |
Please Allow Me To Reintroduce Myself, I'm A Man Of Wealth And Taste... |
Hello again, you hideous goblins. Or 'hiblins', if you will.
I am, dear readers, at this time, feeling rather... Hmmm... What's a more elegant word for 'depressed'? I refuse, steadfastly, to be depres...
Posted by on Sun, 15 Apr 2007 08:36:00 GMT |
Destiny Calls... |
It's been a very long time since I updated my blog last, hasn't it? It really has. I do apologise, not only for my long silence but also, because you find me, dear readers, in a state o...
Posted by on Mon, 29 Jan 2007 17:34:00 GMT |
For Terrie-bird... |
Today is Friday the 13th. A significant and important day, some might say. A day of bad luck, misfortune and, quite possibly, a big, undead retard in a hockey mask. Grim.
This blog entry ...
Posted by on Thu, 12 Oct 2006 20:25:00 GMT |
The Little Girl Made From Meat |
I've had an idea buzzing around in my head, for a while, to try and write an Edward Gorey or Tim Burton-style anthology of children's rhymes with a twist, and to illustrate them. The whole thing was i...
Posted by on Thu, 21 Sep 2006 14:27:00 GMT |
