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la güera.

well if youre a starfish then i guess an algae salad sounds pretty good

About Me

Hi! I'm very random and a spaz, and I am a bit on the boy-crazy side. I like music so much it borders on nerd-dom...I love to sing and play the piano, and word on the street is that I'm good at it.:D I adore women like Bettie Page, Edith Piaf, Josephine Baker, Jane Russell, Rita Hayworth and Marilyn Monroe not only for their beauty but for their champagne-like qualities. That being said, I like to let my crazy alex hair (formerly known as sex hair) go free because it refuses to do anything else. I eat meat but love puppies (i give them my leftovers :D). I go to Starbucks, but only for hot chocolate. I wish I had kept skateboarding, but I stopped because I didn't want scars (what a pansy, eh?). I hate hate HATE french manicures, especially acrylic ones, so if you have those or like girls who have those, don't bother. I find them tacky. I use the word "tacky" to describe things I don't like or find, well, tacky. I love and hate (but mostly love) the male gender with a passion. I get compared to china dolls a lot, along with my grandmother. I am so incredibly pale that I glow in the dark AND in the light! Mr. Brady says I should get some sun and vitamin D to deal with that, but then, he's bald. I have one half green eye. I find this joke hilarious beyond all hilariousness: There were two muffins in an oven. One muffin said to the other muffin, "Wow, its really hot in here!" The other muffin said, "AHH! A TALKING MUFFIN!" If that doesn't tell you a lot about me, I don't know what will.
You're the Sex Pistols. You're original, crazy, and
funny. You're the best of your kind. You are legend material. You do not label yourself and enjoy vandalism and drugs...just lay off the heroin, Mr. Vicious, and don't date anyone named Nancy Spungeon and you'll be good to go!
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My Interests

The male gender, the continent of Europe (and parts of Africa), and perfume. I also like clothes and shoes, but very rarely because they must be perfect. I usually wear mediocre clothes because I hafta. :( i am also VERY interested in my seggsy (sexy) boyfriend, alex. (yes, his name is alex) :) muahhhh
(its true, i do have a boob fetish...i thank kasandra fraga and www.toothpastefordinner.com for this comic

I'd like to meet:

You. Boba Fett. Oh, and Johnny Depp.

Music:

Classic rock, punk rock, 80s anything, ska, swing, jazz, reggae, blues, folk, psychobilly, rockabilly, bluegrass, classical (except opera--fun to sing, but BORING to listen to). My iPod would tell you everything.

Movies:

I love stupid movies...Monty Python and the Holy Grail. 1941. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. Pirates of the Caribbean. The Coneheads...Anything with Dan Akroyd. Anything by Monty Python. One of my favorite movies of all time is Sleepy Hollow (and not just because Johnny Depp is in it). Man On Fire is awesome. I watch it a lot. But the bestest, bombestdiggitiest movie EVER is Shaun of the Dead. I mean, a British zombie movie thats a comedy? Or, a British comedy with zombies? Yesss! So, yeah. Basically, I like retarded British comedies. With zombies.

Television:

I don't watch a lot of TV other than the evening news (yes, uber-nerd), but I do watch the Simpsons, That 70s Show, Cold Case, and any Law and Order.

Books:

Anything except romance novels, which are poison for the brain. The most recent book I read was Zorro, by Isabel Allende. It was really very good.

Heroes:

People who were beautiful, smart, and changed their world: my mom, my grandmother, Josephine Baker, Edith Piaf, Marilyn Monroe, Bettie Page...there are others, but I can't think of them now...
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My Blog

my perfect guy (as compiled by ingrid, mayra and me in the circle last night)

ok, so this all started when i was walking to ingrid's house around five o'clock yesterday afternoon and i saw this really hot guy sitting on the porch of the house next to ingrid's playing with two l...
Posted by im a love pirate and im here for your booty on Fri, 04 Aug 2006 10:17:00 PST

do you love me or hate me?

love me or hate me its still an obsession love me or hate me that is the question if you love me then thank you if you hate me then fuck you...
Posted by im a love pirate and im here for your booty on Sat, 22 Jul 2006 04:14:00 PST

Okay, so I'm a bit on the dithering spaz side, but I already knew that

I feel retarded posting these, but I don't want to put any more on my page...I love these little things...the best kinds of quizzes are the ones you can't fail! I don't care if you agree with them or ...
Posted by im a love pirate and im here for your booty on Fri, 02 Sep 2005 05:09:00 PST

Welcome to Coldstone, nikkas!

Bua-haha. I have a job! It is insane that anyone would actually hire me! And all because I know Yadira, miss Employee-of-the-month! I work at Coldstone, the ice cream place, the one across from M...
Posted by im a love pirate and im here for your booty on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

You know you're from LA when...

You Know You're From LA and OC When... You're driving on the 101 and see a clear cut definition of where the smog begins and ends You go to a karaoke bar and battle with seven year old divas-in...
Posted by im a love pirate and im here for your booty on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST