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Adam

Top 8 My ass. I don't rate friendships. Can I turn this thing off?

About Me

Myself?! All right! I love talking about myself! Remember me? I'm that guy that served you at Denny's when you were really really really really drunk off your ass, and you forgot to leave a tip. What you don't remember? Well I do! So pay up chump! You won't see me at Denny's anymore though, /cry. You'll have to pass your drunken stupors off on some other unsuspecting waiter. I'm all about telecom now. Cal-Comm
I love movies, video games, motorcycling, (which is to say I love riding motorcycles, but ask me to name the specific components, stats, ignition times, etc etc on a bike, and I will look at you like you are speaking swahili). I love studying Japanese language, and I have bi-lingual envy. I went to Japan once and I want to go back, but I will have to bone up on my Japanese a lot.... heh I said bone. /slap
I love my friends, lan parties, swing dancing, and sour candy. I love my cat Hamlet. He's insane. Hey, just like Hamlet (the character). I love winning at gambling... I hate losing at it. Most of the time I like to hang out with my friends, and point out the punchlines to their jokes. "Ha ha, it's funny cause it's like a vagina! haha i get it."
I drink now. Still looking for a drink I actually like. (Taking suggestions).
Not a smoker. Tobacco = Nasty ash tray mouth.
Hopelessly devoted to my love Amy.
Ok that's enough for now, no one really wants to hear that much about me anyway.
If anyone is interested: Server: Unicorn :: Name: Kishu

My Interests

Music:

Third Eye Blind, System of a Down, Marilyn Manson, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Blur, Oingo Boingo, Rage, Korn, Styx, Reel Big Fish, NUMEROUS NUMEROUS others

Movies:

American Beauty
A Clockwork Orange
Fight Club
Robin Hood Men in Tights

So many others... so many...

Television:

South Park
The Simpsons
Family Guy
Invader Zim
Conan O'Brien

God, how I HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE Reality Television. Someone needs to die of Gonnorhea and ROT IN HELL for making Reality TV what it is today. What don't you people get?! IT'S FAKE! IT'S ALL SET UP! Go Watch South Park, you'll learn something, like how a gerbil can escape a gay man's ass with a helmet torch. THAT'S entertainment!

Heroes:

Moms and Dads... and especially anyone who takes on that role when they're not obligated to.

My Blog

AARGH! SCAMS!

OMG I'M SO PISSED! I just got a call from "Travel Agents Go Direct," and they offered me some free gift vacation or some shit. So I played along, and listened to the spiel. Eventually they ask what b...
Posted by Adam on Tue, 19 Sep 2006 06:08:00 PST

Being a dealer is like being a whore

Ask yourself, why is it that whores are looked down upon? Is it because they trade sex for money? Not really. That's just the service they provide. It's because the clientel feels like they are much h...
Posted by Adam on Sun, 30 Jul 2006 02:21:00 PST

Tae Hass! Dos!

Well here I be in Houston. I figure, okay, I'm going to TEXAS in the middle of JUNE. I don't need any sweaters, or severe weather gear, in fact I'd probably be happier in shorts. So what does the TV h...
Posted by Adam on Tue, 20 Jun 2006 04:33:00 PST

Texas!

I'm in Texas! It is two hours ahead! It is very humid! I'm in Houston, which is very close to the gulf of Mexico. Unfortunately I'm not here for fun. I'm here for school for my work. BLEH. But anyway,...
Posted by Adam on Mon, 19 Jun 2006 09:00:00 PST

Okay, here it is

I'll keep this as vague as possible, as not to cause more drama. If you know what I'm talking about, good, if not, then don't worry, it doesn't apply to you. I apologize for any un-needed drama that...
Posted by Adam on Wed, 07 Jun 2006 06:24:00 PST

Portland

    I'm off to portland, while Amy is off to the Monterey area. We will be gone till this weekend. We'll have our telephones and such, so feel free to call us ya'lls.My Grandpa is havin...
Posted by Adam on Wed, 31 May 2006 11:02:00 PST

Nintendo Wii

Double You Tee Eff!!!!!!!!!!!???????????? Nintendo Wii?   Wii?!?!?! Whatever. I'm sure it'll rock, but still.... It's pronounced "We" ..... PLAY WITH YOUR WEE!!!! http://www.joystiq.com/...
Posted by Adam on Sat, 29 Apr 2006 10:52:00 PST

Homo Ner!!! (Homeowner)

I haven't been on here much at all lately. Suffice to say, we've been extremely busy moving. Amy and I are almost completely moved into our new place. We just got to the point where we can have guests...
Posted by Adam on Mon, 24 Apr 2006 05:18:00 PST

Home

Probably shoulda blogged this a while ago. We bought a home! YAY! I don't say house, because it is misleading. It is a condo! Alright! Garden Grove Condo FTW!!! Housewarming Party (Can I have it)?...
Posted by Adam on Mon, 20 Mar 2006 03:59:00 PST

DS

Who's got a DS?! These things are awesome. I want to play mario cart with you all. Let me know your Friend code thingy and I'll race ya! Oh, and everyone go see the producers, it is great. If you can...
Posted by Adam on Thu, 12 Jan 2006 04:37:00 PST