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Elwood

Between thought and expression lies a lifetime.

About Me

My toes are longer than your fingers.

My Interests

Music, travel and literature are the Big Three.

I'd like to meet:

Lou Reed, Lester Bangs, David Byrne, John Lennon, Kurt Vonnegut, Johnny Depp, Thom Yorke, Gore Vidal, Sid Vicious, Truman Capote, Nietzsche, Iggy Pop, David Bowie, Vincent Gallo, Charles Bukowski...

Music:

I'm pretty nutso about music. Here's some of my faves...Velvet Underground, Iggy and the Stooges, Beatles (John, particularly), Talking Heads, Tom Waits, The Police, Black Sabbath, Smiths, The Clash, Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds, Modern Lovers, Andrew Bird, Yardbirds, Hot Tuna, Jimi Hendrix, Radiohead, Post-Velvets Lou Reed, T Rex, Blind Melon, New York Dolls, Messer Chups, Rolling Stones, Television, King Crimson, Patti Smith, Miles Davis, Brian Eno, Howlin' Wolf, The Stranglers, Marvin Gaye, Massive Attack, Kinks, The Cure, Slayer, Godspeed You Black Emperor!, David Peel, Depeche Mode, Alice Cooper, Mars Volta, Johnny Cash, Booker T and the MG's, Manu Chao, Bob Marley, Kruder and Dorfmeister, Ratatat, Psychedelic Furs, Gnarls Barkley, Zwan, The Pixies, Portishead, Elliott Smith, Dead Milkmen, Joy Division, Maceo Parker, Robert Johnson, Stone Temple Pilots, Traveling Wilburys, Rage Against the Machine, Pink Floyd, Beck, Traffic, Captain Beefheart, Charles Mingus, Yoko Ono, Jo Jo Gunne, The Doors, Fairport Convention, New Order, Hole, George Thorogood, Crowded House, Mahavishnu Orchestra, Greenskeepers, Link Wray, Fur Cups For Teeth, John Lee Hooker, Apocalyptica, Sufjan Stevens, Neutral Milk Hotel, Frank Zappa, Bob Dylan, David Bowie, Marilyn Manson, Decemberists, Throwing Muses, The Cramps, David Byrne, John Lee Hooker, Electric Light Orchestra, Jehro, Sigur Ros, Mark Knopfler, Question Mark and the Mysterians, Fine Young Cannibals, Donovan, Bryan Ferry, Soul Coughing, Echo and the Bunnymen, Malice Mizer, the The, Siouxsie and the Banshees, Arctic Monkeys, Madonna, Van Morrison, The Band, White Stripes, Led Zeppelin, Sex Pistols, Elvis Costello...and on into infinity.

Movies:

Velvet Goldmine, Clockwork Orange, Life Is Beautiful, Buffalo '66, Talking Heads: Stop Making Sense, American Psycho, Pulp Fiction, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Mulholland Drive, Shawshank Redemption, Sin City, Not Another Teen Movie, Requiem for a Dream, Office Space, 24 Hour Party People, James Bond: Casino Royale, Woodstock Documentary, Caddyshack, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Rushmore, Spun, South Park: Bigger, Longer and Uncut, Magnolia, Waterboy, The Last Waltz, Almost Famous, Dr. Strangelove, Being John Malkovich, American History X, Schindler's List, Blue Velvet, Boiler Room, Election, Fight Club, Blow, Pi, Half Baked, The Wall, Walk the Line, Big Lebowski, The Shining, Billy Madison, Dead Poet's Society, Vanilla Sky, There's Something About Mary...

Television:

Seinfeld. World Series of Poker. Daily Show. Married with Children. Deal or No Deal.

Books:

American Psycho, The Stranger, Ham on Rye, The Electric Kool-Aid Acid Test, Clockwork Orange, Tales of Ordinary Madness, Velvet Underground in Print: 1966-'71, Demian, The Communist Manifesto, Alice's Adventures in Wonderland, Slaughterhouse-Five, Notes of a Dirty Old Man, 1984, Lolita, Siddhartha, Revenge of the Lawn, Jesus' Son, Life and Loves of a She-Devil, Animal Farm, Sirens of Titan, Catcher in the Rye, 60 Stories by Barthelme, Women by Bukowski, Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Perks of Being a Wallflower, Ecce Homo, Portrait of the Artist as a Young Man, Silas Marner, Beyond Good and Evil, Down and Out in Paris and London, Cat's Cradle, Nine Stories, Vonnegut's [Wampeters, Foma and Granfalloons], Kafka, Gore Vidal, ee cummings, anything by Lester Bangs

Heroes:

Lou Reed, John Lennon, Lester Bangs, Charles Bukowski.

My Blog

Joke fer ya

So my roomie told me this one on the golf course the other day. It's a good'un. Ok, so this feller is teeing off on the seventh hole at his local muni and tugs his drive. Pulls it like a sunnofabit...
Posted by Elwood on Wed, 30 May 2007 05:33:00 PST

Songs Of The Moment

Kaki King - "Gay Sons of Lesbian Mothers"BoDeans - "Fadeaway" (live)Dead Kennedys - "California Uber Alles"Amy Winehouse - "You Know I'm No Good"James Chance & The Contortions - "Bedroom Athlete"Midni...
Posted by Elwood on Mon, 21 May 2007 07:08:00 PST

Buk inspired this. It's short and rough. Enjoy.

Fortune cookie came with the check.  I cracked the thing.  Here's what it said: Corner of 37th and 6th.  Richardson's.  8:30 pm.  Come alone.  Request a table in back, ne...
Posted by Elwood on Wed, 21 Mar 2007 08:21:00 PST

Quite the evening. Quite.

Got my mitts on some free shite tonight.  Read on: First, I'm flip-flopping along in my flip-flops and wouldn't you know there's a 57 degree Cleveland sand wedge, great condition (steel...
Posted by Elwood on Sat, 03 Mar 2007 03:18:00 PST

mouse Mouse MOUSE

There's a mouse in my house.  I just saw 'im.  Again.  He's got some brassy cahones, this one -- made a bold break for the corner from behind the computer station (16 ft?...
Posted by Elwood on Wed, 28 Feb 2007 11:44:00 PST

Britney's bald! Omigosh!

All right, you're all allowed/encouraged to laugh at me for posting this thing.  Get yer yuks outta the way now, though, cuz this ain't really about Britney (ok, maybe kinda sorta)...&n...
Posted by Elwood on Tue, 20 Feb 2007 09:39:00 PST

Is Hell exothermic or endothermic?

(cut and pasted this from a philosophy forum.  quite humorous...) The following is an actual question given on a University of Washington chemistry mid-term. The answer by one student was so prof...
Posted by Elwood on Tue, 13 Feb 2007 01:31:00 PST

Songs of the Moment

Greenskeepers - "Lotion"Slayer - "Raining Blood"Midnight Oil - "Beds Are Burning"Psychedelic Furs - "President Gas"Cat Power - "The Greatest"David Peel and the Lower East Side - "I'm A Runaway"Ch...
Posted by Elwood on Tue, 13 Feb 2007 11:02:00 PST

No Idea!

Found my selve in a swell watering hole aptly nomered "No Idea" (Park and Broadway) last night, justlikethat.  Woke up (came to?) this morning in Abbie C's apartment with NO IDEA. ...
Posted by Elwood on Sat, 10 Feb 2007 12:24:00 PST

"Find yourself a city to live in..."

Saturday:  Priveleged enough to witness another musical hero of mine in concert, Mr. David Byrne himself (Talking Heads frontman).  Carnegie Hall.  My seat was way the he...
Posted by Elwood on Thu, 08 Feb 2007 12:58:00 PST