My name is Mike. You want to know me? Talk to me. Ciao, amigo.
My MSN is: [email protected] -- Feel free to add me!
All of these facts are true, except for one (take a guess):
- I've been arrested by the Mexican government for "drug smuggling".
- I've built houses with my bare hands in Germany.
- Five completely unrelated people across the world want me dead.
- I've gotten lost (on foot) in the Netherlands.
- I once got in a violent fight with a gang of Moroccans.
- I swam with sharks in Cozumel.
- A friend of mine and myself accidentally walked into a cheap brothel, thinking it was a bar.
- I marched in a protest in Europe without having a clue what it was for.
- I was stranded on a small island for almost a week.
- I hitchhiked once in the U.S. and accidentally ended up near South America.
- I have been on a roller coaster that has broken down while upside down.
- I've crash landed an airplane in the middle of the Mojave desert.
- I've eaten both reindeer and moose. They are both good.
- A con artist claiming to be a Reverend on a mission in North Africa tried to swindle me out of several thousand dollars.
- I had a few drinks once, went to sleep, and woke up on top of a large construction crane.
