My names is Thor. I'm the Nordic God of war and of the sky, especially thunder. My dad is the renowned God, Odin. I'm happily married to my beautiful wife, Sif. I don't mean to brag, but I'm by the strongest of the gods and their foremost defender. My favorite possession is my hammer Mjollnir, which creates thunder when struck and lightning when thrown. I also have other battle weapons, so watch out emo bitches I will strike you down in my goat drawn chariot whenever I choose to. I also enjoy metal music. Whatever makes me proud to be Norse.
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