JUGGALO VS. FRIEND-- Friend: Calls your parents "Mr." or "Mrs." Juggalo: Call your parents "Mom" or "Dad." Friend: Has never seen you cry. Juggalo: Has the best shoulder to cry on. Friend: Asks you for your number. Juggalo: Asks you for their number. Friend: Will leave you hanging to be with a crowd. Juggalo: Always has your back. Friend: Runs for help in a fight. Juggalo: Jumps in the fight to help. Friend: Will bail your stale ass out of Jail. Juggalo: Will be sittin' right next to you saying "That was fucking awesome!" Friend: Will help you move out of a house. Juggalo: Will help you move a dead body out of the house. Friend: Bums you a cigarette Juggalo: Bums you his last pack Friend: Is there when you need them Juggalo: Is there even when you don't need them Friend: Gets drunk at a party and pukes on your carpet Juggalo: Feels worse than you do about puking on your carpet in the morning Friend: Hides you from the cops Juggalo: Is probably the reason the cops are after you in the first place Friend: Lets you make an ass out of yourself in public Juggalo: Is up there with you making an ass out of themselves too Friend: Likes you cause your always doing stupid shit Juggalo: Loves you even though you do stupid shit Friend: Is shocked to find out your actually gay Juggalo: Already knew but really could care less Friend: Doesn't tell anyone if you kill the guy who tried to kill you Juggalo: Helped you kill that asshole Friend: Comes with you to your moms funeral Juggalo: Cries with you at your moms funeral Friend: Tells you when his parents doesn't want him to hang out with you any more Juggalo: Laughs in his parents faces for saying that Friends: Fade Juggalos: Are 4 Ever
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