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About Me



Fun, Long, and Random Survey for the Bored Members of Bzoink
basics to get out of the way
Name or nickname:: B. A.
Age:: 23
Girl/Guy:: MAN
Horoscope sign:: GEMINI
Ethnicity:: AFRICAN AMERICAN/ BLACK
*questions*questions*questions*
How would you describe your personality in four words?: KNOWLEDGEABLE, ORIGINAL, AMBITIOUS, SPIRITED
Do you like bananas?: NO
Do you like Hot Cheetos?: YES
Do you like cheesecake?: YES-STRAWBERRY
How many close friends do you have?: 10
Are you shy, loud, or in the middle?: IN THE MIDDLE
Are you a thinker?: YES
Are you easily amused?: NO
How often do you laugh in a day?: A FEW TIMES
Do you like to meet new people?: YEA
Are you always the first one to say hi to your friends or other way around?: DEPENDS
Are you respectful to your parent(s)/guardian(s)?: OF COURSE
What do you feel strongly about?: MY RELIGION AND MY FAMILY
Are you a passionate person?: I CAN BE
What is one thing about you that makes you different from everybody else?: SHIT IM ME!!!.. LOL
Do you cry easily?: NO
When was the last time you had a good sob and what caused it?: WHEN MY SIS PASSED DEC '03
Do you ever have breakdowns?: NO
Do you consider yourself to be emotionally stable?: DEFINATELY
When was the last time you finished a novel?: ITS BEEN A WHILE
Would anyone ever call you a goody-goody?: NO... LOL
Do you get bored easily?: YES
Do you like celebrity gossip?: NO
Do you follow trends or do you try to be original?: I HATE TRENDS!!!!
Do you wait for people to befriend you or are you usually the befriender?: BOTH DEPENDS ON THE PERSON
Are you open about your feelings?: I TRY TO BE
Who do you confide in?: THE LORD, DAVID
Does your personality tend to change with different people?: YES
From a scale of 1-10, how shy are you?: 7
Do you know how to make websites?: YES
Are you a computer geek?: YES
Are you addicted to the internet?: YES
Do you like coffee?: NOT REALLY
Are you the type of person who likes to shave all the hair off the body?: YES
How often do you change favorite singers?: OFTEN
Do you ever talk about people behind their backs?: TRY NOT TO BUT IM NOT PERFECT
Do you know anyone who never talks negatively about his/her friends?: NO
Do you like/wear jewelry?: YES
What would you buy with an extra $50?: GAS AND FOOD!!!!!
What music genres do you like?: JAZZ, HIP-HOP, R&B, GOSPEL
Which bands/singers have you liked the longest?: BOYZ II MEN
Do you worry a lot? If so, what do you find yourself always worrying about?: NO
Who has seen you cry?: NOT SURE
Are you scared to kill spiders and roaches?: NO
What kind of bugs do you have in your home?: NONE!!!!
Would you consider yourself a people person?: YES
Do you have a best friend?: YES
Do you have both a loud side and a quiet side?: I HAVE BOTH BUT HE DOESNT KNOW WHAT QUIET IS!! LOL
Do you have strong opinions?: YES
What is your religion, if you have one?: CHRISTIAN
How often do you get into arguments?: YES.. I LOVE TO ARGUE!!!
How about physical fights?: NOT SINCE HIGH SCHOOL.. TOO OLD FOR THAT NOW
Do you have any siblings? If so, are you close with them?: YES AND YES
If you live with both parents, do you talk to both of them regularly?: DONT LIVE WITH MY PARENTS
How do you treat someone you're mad at?: HAHA PISS ME OFF AND YOU WILL FIND OUT
When you're mad about something, do you vent to anyone?: YES
Do you like to talk on the phone?: NO!!!! TEXT MESSAGING IS THE BEST THING EVER INVENTED
What is the longest amount of time you've talked on the phone?: COUPLE OF HOURS
Do you consider yourself to be laid-back?: AT TIMES
Are you ever anal about anything? If so, what?: A LOT OF THINGS!!!
Do you like to clean up?: SOMETIMES WHEN IM IN THE MOOD
Do you ever get obsessed over a celebrity?: NEVER!!!
Do you get really into movies and TV shows?: MOVIES YES TV SHOWS NOT SO MUCH
Are you the type who gets along with everyone you meet?: YES AND NO
Do you feel liked by people in general?: HOPEFULLY
Do you have good manners?: YES. MAMMA RAISED ME WELL
What kind of mood are you in right now?: BORED
Do your moods change often?: YES
For girls, do you get cranky at the time of the month?:
How moody are you compared to girls you know?:
Are you putting off any homework or studying right now?: NO
Do you have a boyfriend/girlfriend?: NO
What qualities would your ideal bf/gf have?: TOO MANY TO PUT HERE
What would your ideal bf/gf look like?: BEAUTIFUL.. LOL
Do you care about your own looks?: SORT OF
Do you like your appearance?: NOT RIGHT NOW BECAUSE I HAVE TO WEAR THESE STUPID GLASSES!!!
Have you ever been called ugly?: YES
Have you ever been called pretty or gorgeous?: NO
Have you told anyone they were pretty or good-looking?: YES
How do you respond when people give you a compliment?: THANKFUL
Do you hold grudges?: NO I TRY BUT IT DOESNT WORK.. LOL
Or do you let things go easily and forgive?: YES
Do you think the dreams you have at night mean something?: YES
What kind of sense of humor do you have?: A SILLY ONE
Are you sarcastic?: VERY
Have you ever jokingly called someone a loser?: YES
Do you have playful names you call your friends (e.g. weirdo, dork, etc.)?: NO
Are you a flirt?: YES
Do guys/girls flirt with you?: GIRLS
How many bfs/gfs have you had?: THREE
Do you believe in abstinence?: YES BUT I DONT DO IT
Are you a virgin?: NO
Do you have a money spending problem?: YES!!!!!
Do you have too many clothes?: NO. CAN NEVER HAVE TOO MANY CLOTHES.. LOL
How many shoes do you own?: LIKE 20
How many bags do you own?: A COUPLE
What is your favorite outfit that you own?: I HAVE SEVERAL
What color do you think looks best on you?: RED!!!!
Are you a Myspace addict?: NO
Do you like the top friends feature?: ITS OK BUT PEOPLE TAKE IT WAAAY TO SERIOUSLY I MEAN DAMN PEOPLE ITS MYSPACE. LOL
Do you know anybody who had drama over their top friends?: YES
Do you have a lot of drama in your life?: NO!! DRAMAM FREE IN 2008!!!
Do you worry about the future or do you focus on the present?: I DO A LITTLE OF BOTH
Do you dwell on the past?: I TRY NOT TO
Do your parents get along?: YEA MY MOM GETS ALONG WELL WITH HERSELF.. LOL
Do you go to the doctor when you feel something is wrong but not serious?: NO I HATE THE DOCTOR!! I HAVE DOCTORPHOBIA..LOL
How many pets do you have?: NONE NOW :'(
Are you an animal lover?: YES I LOVE DOGS
How do you feel when you witness or hear about animal abuse?: UPSET.. DAMN MICHAEL VICK.. LOL
Are you protective over anyone?: YEA
Do you get competitive in sports?: VERY
Do you get competitive with friends about grades and etc.?: I USED TOO
Are you a jealous person?: I CAN BE
Do/did you have good attendance in school?: I HAD NO CHOICE. LOL
Do teachers like you?: NO. I HAVE A VERY SMART MOUTH.. LOL
Do you ever get stared at?: ALL THE DAMN TIME.. AND I DONT KNOW WHY???
Do you stare at people?: YEA DO YOU SEE HOW THESE FOOLS COME OUT IN PUBLIC SOMETIMES!!! LOL
How do you react to people staring at you?: I STARE BACK WITH THIS "WHAT THA FUCK U LOOKIN AT??" LOOK
Do you joke around often?: YES
Are you ever serious?: YES
What is 1 thing all your friends have in common(besides being your friend)?: LIKES TO HAVE FUN
Can you keep secrets or do you tell your close friends/family?: I KEEP SECRETS
Do you like blogging?: NO
How do you treat someone if you don't want to be their friend anymore?: I TELL THEM
Are most of your everyday thoughts positive or negative?: POSITIVE
How do you feel about oral presentations?: I LOVE ORAL... OH MY BAD WRONG SUBJECT ;)
Do you like eating at restaurants?: ALL THE TIME
Are you a good tipper?: AT LEAST 20%
How much do you tip the pizza delivery person?: DEPENDS ON THE ORDER
Do you like buffets?: SOMETIMES
Do you cook your own dinner?: SOMETIMES
What is the best thing you know how to make?: SHRIPM PASTA W/ CREAMY ALFREDO SAUCE
Is all this talk about food making you hungry?: YES!!!!
Do you like Halloween?: REGULAR DAY TO ME
What is your favorite kind of weather?: WARM AND DRY
Do you enjoy the sun?: YES
Do you like chatting on .. DONT CHAT ON AIM
Are you a fast typer?: YES
Do you correct typos or leave as it is when chatting?: CORRECT THEM
Do you collect anything?: HATS, WATCHES, COLOGNE, CD'S, SHOES
Do you have any online friends? If so, where did you meet them?: A FEW.. MYSPACE OF COURSE!!
How many states have you lived in?: 3
How long have you lived in your current home?: 1 YEAR NEXT WEEK
Does winter make your skin dry?: YES
Have you ever thought about suicide?: WHEN I WAS LITTLE I TRIED
Do you like gardens?: NO REALLY
Do you like nature?: SOME WHAT
Do you like writing letters to people?: NO BUT I WRITE MY LIL BRO ALL THE TIME
Do you like shopping for people's birthdays?: NO!!! LOL
What are your favorite TV shows?: FAMILY GUY, BOONEDOCKS, THAT 70's SHOW, SPORTSCENTER
Do you spend more time with TV or the computer?: SAME AMOUNT OF TIME
Are you open-minded?: VERY
Are you easily swayed by others' opinions?: NO
Do you care about how your hair looks?: SOMETIMES
Do/have you ever liked Eminem and his music?: YES
Do you know how to play any instruments? If not, are there any you want to?: YES
Do you own a pair of chucks?: NO
Have you ever seen a celebrity in real life?: YES
How would you react if you saw Oprah walking down the street?: ASK HER ASS FOR SOME MONEY
Have you ever went off on someone because they made you mad?: YES
If something a friend does annoys you, do you tell them?: YES
Are you a deep or light sleeper?: LIGHT
Do you consider yourself to be a happy person?: YES
Do you depend on anyone to make you happy?: NO
Who do you trust the most?: GOD AND MYSELF
Do you use q-tips?: YES
Are you street smart?: VERY
Have you ever tried any drugs?: YES
Are you close with any parent?: YES MY MOTHER
Do you like quotes about life?: YES
Do you ever repeat those quotes to people?: WHEN I CAN REMEMBER THEM
How often do you have deep conversations with friends?: SHIT ALL THE DAMN TIME
Does anyone tell you their secrets?: YES
Do you like telling people about your life?: YES IF THEY ASK
Do you make casual conversation with strangers?: YES
Do you give money to homeless people?: SOMETIMES
Do you tell white lies often?: RARELY
Are you comfortable telling people "no" when they ask you for something?: YES
Do you get mad when you can't get your way?: SOMETIMES
Do you ever sleep in class?: ALL THE TIME
What do you do when a stranger smiles at you?: SMILE BACK
Do you like to help strangers who need help?: SOMETIMES
Do you ever feel like the older sister/brother with a friend?: YES
Do you tell your friends when you have a crush?: SOMETIMES
Do your friends know your weaknesses?: YES
Do you have a temper?: YES
Are you ever violent?: RARELY
Do you like Family Guy?: LOVE IT
Do you have a good long-term memory?: LONG TERM VERY GOOD.. SHORT TERM FUCKED UP..LOL
Do you curse often?: YES LOL
Do you wear makeup? If so, what is your favorite brand?: NO
Do you feel comfortable speaking to a group of people?: YES
How do you feel when you're the center of attention?: VERY COMFORTABLE
Do you have a hard time opening up to people?: NO
What do you think about quiet people?: THAT THEY ARE QUIET.. LOL
What do you think about loud people?: THAT THEY ARE LOUD AND NEED TO SHUT THE FUCK UP
Do you label people?: I TRY NOT TO BUT I DO
Are you offended by the word "emo"?: ????
Does obscenity offend you?: NO
Do you own a digital camera?: YES
At what age did you get a cell phone?: 16
Do you like playing with children?: YES
Do you get annoyed when people ask too much questions?: DEPENDS ON IF I LIKE THAT PERSON OR NOT
What kind of qualities in people annoy you the most?: IGNORANCE
What qualities do you admire the most?: ORIGINALITY
Are you good at being able to laugh at yourself?: YES
Do you admit your flaws?: YES
What kind of self-esteem do you have?: AVERAGE
Are you critical of others?: YES
Are you a grateful person?: YES
Have you ever taken personality tests at thespark?: NO
Do you use Yahoo! Answers?: NO
Do you participate on any forums or messageboards?: NO
What were you doing before this survey?: EATING
What are you doing tomorrow?: GETTING MY HAIR BRAIDED AND GOIND TO CHURCH
Do you judge strangers?: SOMETIMES
What would you do if there was suddenly a big earthquake right now?: SHIT BE SCARED OUT MY FUCKING MIND
Do you feel loved these days?: NO
Do you like Christmas or are you a grinch? Or do you just not celebrate it?: I LIKE CHRISTMAS
Do you like political correctness?: YES SOMETIMES
What words would your family use to describe you?: NOT SURE
Was it tiring for you to fill this out?: NO
Any last words before you leave? :): NO
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Do you like it rough or sensual?: BOTH
Do you prefer to be with the opposite sex or the same sex? or both?: OPPOSITE
How often do you like to have sex?: AS OFTEN AS I CAN GET IT... LOL
Is sex a top priority for you?: NO
Do you have sex face to face with your partner?: YES
How often do you get drunk and have wild, crazy sexy with a complete stranger?: RARELY
How do you feel about one night stands?: HEY.. SHIT HAPPENS.. LOL
How many one night stands have you had?: NONE.. THEY ALWAYS CUM BACK FOR MORE.. LOL
What's your favorite position?: DOGGY
Where's your favorite place to have sex?: SHOWER
Do you prefer to make love or f*uck?: FUCK
Have you ever watched porn while having sex?: YES
How long do you usually fore-play b4 doing the deed?: TILL THE 2nd NUT
Do you get off first or do they?: DEPENDS
Do you like kissing during sex?: DEPENDS ON THE PARTNER
Do you moan? If so, are you loud or quite?: DEPENDS ON HOW GOOD IT IS
Do you prefer your partner to be loud or quite?: LOUD
Does size matter (for girlz-- dicks/for guyz-- boobs)?: NO
How old were you when you lost your virginity?: TOO DAMN YOUNG
How many sexual partners have you have in the last month?: 0
What does your favorite fore-play include?: SLOPPY ORALS
Do you ever play with yourself during the act?: NO
Do you prefer to sleep with randoms or one person?: ONE PERSON
Have you ever done anal? If so, did you like it?: NO
When and where was your wildest sex ever?: CHURCH
What's your ultimate sexual fantasy?: 2 GIRLS GIVING ME HEAD AT THE SAME TIME
Have you ever done porn?: NO
Have you ever have sex for money?: NO
Have you ever bribed someone to sleep with you?: NO
Is the sex still good when your cheating?: NEVER CHEATED SO I DONT KNOW
During sex... what are you thinking about?: "DAMN NIGGA U TEARIN DAT SHIT UP!!!!" LOL
Do you prefer the top or the bottom at first?: BOTTOM
How many positions do you like to do during one episode?: 3 OR 4
Do you ever worry about how your pleasing your partner?: YES
Could you live without sex?: NO
How often do you find sex boring?: NO
How long does a typical sexual episode last for you?: DEPENDS ON WHO IM HAVIN SEX WITH
Do you like to perform oral sex?: YES
Do you like to recieve oral sex?: YES
Have you ever taped yourself in the act?: YES
Have you ever had a 3-some? 4-some? 5-some?: YES, NO, NO
Have you ever had interracial sex?: YES
Have you ever been caught in the act? If so, by whom?: NO
Have you ever had sex while at work?: YES
Have you ever had sex while at school?: YES
What is something that you would never consider doing?: FUCKIN A FRIENDS GIRL
Have you ever had sex on drugs?: NO
Would you ever have sex in public?: YES
What's your biggest turn on?: DIRTY TALK
Do you spit or swallow?:
How many times have you gotten off in one night?: 4
Would you let other people watch you have sex live?: YES
Have you have ever sex in front of your best friend?: YES
Have you ever had sex with your best friend's b/f or g/f?: NO
Do you ever have sex in the shower?: YES
What's the weirdest place you've ever done it?: CHURCH
What was the biggest age difference with a partner?: 18 YEARS
Do you feel your up to par in bed?: MOST DEFINATELY
Are you still gonna have sex when your 70?: I PLAN TOO
What was your most embarrassing sexual moments?: IF ITS EMBARRASSING WHY WOULD I TELL YOU
How old is "too young" to have sex your in opinion?: 18.. LOL
Do you like to be completely naked or half-assed?: DEPENDS ON HOW DRUNK I AM.. LOL
Have you ever done it at your grandparent's?: NO
Have you ever done it on a boat/yacht?: NO
What's the most public place that you can think of that you've had sex at?: MOVIES
Do you like having sex in cars? If so, driver seat, passenger, or back?: BACK SEAT
Do you were protection as often as you should?: YES
Has any of your one night stands resulted in a child that you know of?: NO
If your over 18, have you ever had sex with someone under 18?: NO
Do you prefer to sleep with someone older or younger than you?: OLDER
What's the perfect size? (for girlz-- inches in dicks/for guyz-- cup size)?: 38C
Have you ever done bondage sex (chains,whips,etc.)? If not, would you?: NO
Have you ever slept with someone out of pity?: NO
Can you remember who gave you the best sex of your life?: YES
If you could sleep with ANYONE, would would it be?: ON OF MY MOMS FRIENDS.. LOL
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