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About Me

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How am I not myself?? How am I not myself?? How am I not myself??Throughout the recent years I have gone from naive to trusting to suspicious. Thanks, World.I am probably the clumsiest person you will ever meet, and I'm in the market for a plastic bubble. I'm good at talking people into causing trouble, and even better at talking them out of it. I'm a terrible liar, but a great actress.I knocked out a bunch of my teeth out as a result of the great bicycle incident of 1987, so now I have an interesting smile. I like to talk to animals, even if they don't say anything back. My sister used to chase me with knives, which explains why I'm afraid of them, no? Patience is a virtue I have not yet acquired. I fell in quicksand once. It wasn't as bad as it looks in "The Princess Bride." I successfully fought to change the dissection policy in my public high school system when I was 15. Coincidentally, I got a "D" in biology that term.I adore my boy, my dogs, Peter Fiver Huckabees, lip gloss, Weetabix, Bill the Lizard, fascinating boots, Jackson Kinnick Warren, and pancakes. I loathe spiders, soy cheese, the saxophone, brushing my hair, people who confuse "your" with "you're," going underwater, tequila, the phrase "LOL" and dirty feet. My favorite words are "antediluvian" and "hallelujah."I gave myself a tattoo in 8th grade...it's still sort of there. I go to a looooot of shows. Some of my favorites? The Monkees at Poplar Creek in 1986 (they sucked, but it was my first real concert besides Raffi, hence a fond memory). Lemonheads at ISU in 1993. REM at the Ryman in 2004. Ray Davies at City Hall in 2006. Raconteurs at Lolla in 2006. I'm ready to be blown away again. I would give anything to see Queen circa 1977. I am pretty sure I've seen Nick Drake's ghost. I think he made my other ghost jealous.I think this is one of the hottest things ever:

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

.. width="425" height="350" ..In addition to that singing rabbit, I still want a pony. Well, not a pony, I'd rather have a miniature horse. I realize that I cannot ride a miniature horse, but that's cool, I just want to braid her hair and walk her down the street. Maybe put some ribbons on her, too. She can sleep in bed because she'll be all nice and clean from the bubble baths I'll give her. Actually, I need to reconsider the mini horse because the one on Rob and Big is really mean. Maybe a goat to help mow the lawn? Oh, is this supposed to be about people? OK. My list of people I'd like to meet is short and sweet and entirely plausible: Nick Drake, Freddie Mercury, Ray Davies, George Harrison, Charles Lutwidge Dodgson, Michael Nesmith and the person who invented lipgloss (I'd just like to say "thanks"). Also, I'd like to meet Of Montreal so I can be in their next video. I would have rocked as one of these giant-faced dancing people...

My Blog

Things that have nothing to do with each other

1. I accidentally gave my iPod to the Salvation Army when I donated a bunch of clothes recently. So, whoever paid 2 bucks for a black fleece jacket with a Canadian flag on it, check the pocket. Y...
Posted by on Thu, 12 Jun 2008 09:35:00 GMT

Weekend Update

So, it's 1AM on Saturday night/Sunday morning and I'm on MySpace writing a blog. I am so scandalous.Anyway, it's been months since I wrote, and everyone is trying to get me to join Facebook but I can ...
Posted by on Sat, 19 Apr 2008 23:33:00 GMT

abbyhugs!!

I really like to make things...ask my mom. Since I was a wee little one, I was finding junk around the house to craft into some magnificent creation that generally served no practical purpose. Such is...
Posted by on Fri, 19 Oct 2007 11:00:00 GMT

Self-involved

I used to have a nickname, "Grocery Store Princess." This harkens back to the days when I used to dress up in medieval princess gear for any social occasion, including going to the grocery store. Now,...
Posted by on Mon, 20 Aug 2007 14:42:00 GMT

Two things

Ok, three, really.First of all, somone pointed out to me that I have a lot of cute guys dressed up as animals on this page. Said person thought it might be some sort of fetish (by the way, I really di...
Posted by on Fri, 10 Aug 2007 14:09:00 GMT

How did that happen?

I don't know, but I love it!Performing Songwriter Magazine is mentioned on Perezhilton.com today. Don't act like you don't read Perez. There's no shame here. I don't know if Perez reads Performing Son...
Posted by on Tue, 03 Jul 2007 10:17:00 GMT

How the heck....

....does Amy Winehouse get her hair to do that?I'm just fascinated.I mean, in my generation. teasing hair involves making fun of it, and I have a feeling there is a lot more than teasing going on with...
Posted by on Thu, 14 Jun 2007 15:00:00 GMT

Engaging

So, most of you know by now, but for those who don't, see the picture. I'm wearing a ring. Hudson gave it to me. After leading me through an amazing race through Nashville to find it (and the whole ti...
Posted by on Wed, 07 Mar 2007 14:47:00 GMT

this and that

So this weekend I had some fabulous friends from Chicago here and one of them is a really smart engineer, and she programmed my television (who knew that was an option?). Here's the exciting part--she...
Posted by on Wed, 28 Feb 2007 16:03:00 GMT

Recently...

1. I cut off all my hair because I was tired of it.2. I hate it.3. Oh well. It will probably grow back.4. We discovered that Peter Huckabees is definitely a boy. 5. He was caught violating a throw pil...
Posted by on Sun, 26 Nov 2006 20:23:00 GMT