WHO is
DENNY?
HOLA.
you can call me Dennis.
i live my life like i have amnesia,
new faces and adventures everyday.
i'm a twinkie. white in the inside and yellow on the outside.
that means i'm asian!
this thief named bianca stole my heart.
i love my friends like a pedophile loves little kids.
i'm not a fan of pussies. cats, i mean.
i give crayons to the color blinds.
and share secret handshakes with amputees.
yea, i know, i am that nice of a person.
i'm a reader, if it's a comic book.
WRESTLEMANIA is my only holiday.
i'm a great singer around deaf people,
and speaks fluent spanish when ordering at a TACO BELL.
i dress to impress.
and for the ladies, undress to impress. yeaaa.
my dream is to be a stand-up comedian.
so please, don't wake me up.