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Maria

I'm the only hell mama ever raised

About Me

I'm super f-ing shy and a lot of people think I'm a bitch for it, but I love you all I really do. Just give me a couple months or a few drinks. HA! Jerks. We are slowly trying to break me of this.

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My Interests

Good ol' American steel makes me smile. Old ass country and bluegrass gets me going, along with what some people would call butt rock. A little Metal never hurt anyone. I love both ends of the spectrum - dirty old roots and blues to SLAYER. Hanging out with any of my friends is always a good time. I like cleaning occasionally, drinking often. I'm pretty simple actually very simple. I love war paint (make-up), collecting vinyl, Masons, going to antique stores, hairspray, cowboy boots, porn, going to shows (car, bike and music oriented), peoplewatching, photography, sushi, texting (since I have a problem conversing), heels, girls in tight pants without muffin tops, elipses, my baby's arms, old mining towns, ghost towns, small towns...pretty much any town with character. I hate schisters, compulsive liars, whiners, glamour shots, popcorn kernels that get stuck in between your teeth, the fair weather friend. I love day trips (in an old car or on a scoot), people that are good people and can think for themselves, Sloths -three toed ones :) showers, laughing out loud and till my face hurts. Being myself in private, Expressing Sarcasm, late night excursions, bean juice and Sir Strawberry!

I'd like to meet:

Who ever comes my way...

Music:


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Movies:

No Country for old men, Four Rooms, Black Snake Moan, Boondock Saints, A Bronx Tale, The Godfather II, Edward Scissorhands, Shawshank Redemption, Kung Fu Hustle, Joe Dirt, Walk the Line, 8 Seconds, Harley Davidson and the Marlboro Man :-/ Roadhouse...

Television:

When I do watch it I get stuck on the History channel, discovery, travel channel, HGTV or the Family Guy. Seinfeld,Deadwood - you fucking cocksuckers. Love the antiques roadshow...

Books:

Lots. Always looking for recommendations!

Heroes:

My parents and my Beau. Mae West was one badass broad too!

My Blog

You might be a redneck if....

your banjo gets shot up in your own house by an AK-47. Sooo...we were going through the guns after shooting them a few weeks ago in Flagstaff. Making sure they were all safe and o.k. to have back out ...
Posted by Maria on Sun, 13 Aug 2006 05:35:00 PST