fun ways to waste your income tax return... |
So Ive been on this natural kick lately...well, lets all cross our fingers and hope its more than a kick &At any rate, Ive quickly become one of those people who HATE LAUREL SULFATES&.EVIL, EVI...
Posted by on Thu, 21 May 2009 02:42:00 GMT |
things my mother told me that i wish i'd listened to: |
I shouldnt have spoken slang so much, even though I knew the right words to say and claimed to be able to switch my vocabulary when the situation called for it. I hear myself sometimes speaking in t...
Posted by on Tue, 19 May 2009 17:32:00 GMT |
happy to be nappy? |
The thought just occurred to me randomly a month ago that I should go natural. It occurred as easily as I should have cornflakes for breakfast& Without little thought or fear or sensitivity.The next...
Posted by on Thu, 07 May 2009 02:56:00 GMT |
it's all fun and games until someone's head is poking out your uterus... |
when someone goes into labor on tv, it's normally a big comedic performance, you know? oh, you know how it's all funny on the tv shows! and someone's all, "get the baby bag! do we have the overnigh...
Posted by on Thu, 26 Mar 2009 03:30:00 GMT |
repeat, repeat, repeat... |
I was browsing and I found this exert on a blog called "Lovely" written by a woman named Michelle. It was an interview she gave to another woman n who writes a blog called "Oh Happy Day"... And it ju...
Posted by on Thu, 26 Mar 2009 03:29:00 GMT |
the story of my life |
If you would like to know who I am at my core, this will explain it all&.... This morning, when I went to brush my teeth, I noticed that I was using the last little bit of toothpaste from the&toothpa...
Posted by on Thu, 26 Mar 2009 03:27:00 GMT |
the Lord looks out for babies and fools. luckily that includes me...twice. |
One of my coworker's favorite things to say after I make some dumbass comment about children is, .... &the Lord know what He doing& .... Cause see I dont have kids. So I get a little confused on ...
Posted by on Thu, 26 Mar 2009 03:25:00 GMT |
you've got to know when to hold 'em...know when to fold 'em... |
Maybe Im deluded, but I dont believe in monikers for women (or men for that matter) of wifey, jump off, side piece, etc.........Dont get me wrong: Im sure these positions exists, mainly in the min...
Posted by on Thu, 26 Mar 2009 03:23:00 GMT |
and later, i'll eat lunch without washing my hands... |
I am the definition of dirty. So I say to myself, self, this weight aint gonna melt itself away by sheer brian power&and even if that were possible, you mainly think of food and sex. So you should ...
Posted by on Thu, 26 Mar 2009 03:17:00 GMT |
Mr. Perfect |
Mr. Perfect in fact, is quite imperfect. He doesnt have the perfect body, or the perfect job, or the perfect home or the perfect car.But he was MY Mr. Perfect.Accept of course, for all the times he w...
Posted by on Thu, 05 Feb 2009 11:42:00 GMT |
