Redneck Computer terms |
REDNECK COMPUTER TERMS
BACKUP - What you do when you run across a skunk in the woods
BAR CODE - Them's the fight'n rules down at the local tavern
BUG - The reason you give for calling in sick
BYT... Posted by on Tue, 28 Oct 2008 03:31:00 GMT |
Winners of the brainless olympics! |
Winners of the Brainless Olympics!
AT&T fired President John Walter after nine months, saying he lacked "intellectual leadership". He received a $26 million severance package. Perhaps it's not... Posted by on Tue, 28 Oct 2008 03:30:00 GMT |
How you can tell what state ur in by the drivers. |
Drivers
One hand on wheel, one hand on horn: Chicago
One hand on wheel, one finger out window: New York
One hand on wheel, one hand on newspaper, foot solidly on accelerator: Boston
One hand on w... Posted by on Tue, 28 Oct 2008 03:26:00 GMT |
Top 50 Oxymorons |
Top 50 OXYMORONS
..TR>
Clearly misunderstood
Taped live
Passive aggression
Christian Scientists
Religious tolerance
Alone together
Computer jock
Temporary tax increase
Extinct Life
Pe... Posted by on Tue, 28 Oct 2008 03:15:00 GMT |
What Kind Of Poop Are You? |
What Kind Of Poop Are You? My Result: Soft Serve PoopThe texture and feeling makes you feel like you are a chocolate ice cream machine. Just poop flavor.Take This Quiz - See More Quizzes Posted by on Tue, 23 Sep 2008 19:42:00 GMT |
Which wild animal are you? |
Which wild animal are you? My Result: Penguin!!You Are Kind, Gental and like to make world peace. You have to hunt regulary, and beware, they're are some dangers (e.g. loosing a friend) around you, so... Posted by on Tue, 23 Sep 2008 19:32:00 GMT |
Which animal is your Spirit Guide? |
Which animal is your Spirit Guide? My Result: The BearNo one will dare upset your spirit guide unless they want to get crushed. Like a bear you make your presence known and you swipe anyone that gets ... Posted by on Tue, 23 Sep 2008 19:31:00 GMT |
What thing in your room are you? |
What thing in your room are you? My Result: wardrobeyou may not be spectacular on the outside but on the inside you are a different person. you contain many secrets that only you will ever know!Take T... Posted by on Tue, 23 Sep 2008 19:25:00 GMT |
If you were a Barbie which messed up version would you be? |
If you were a Barbie which messed up version would you be? My Result: Exodic Dancer BarbieYou're a cheap W-H-O-R-Etone down a bit on the lack of clothing..guys may not take you seriously. Throw out th... Posted by on Tue, 23 Sep 2008 19:04:00 GMT |
Which song represents you? |
Which song represents you? My Result: Gloria Gaynor:I will surviveYou know how to survive a break up for sure and you are a great deal to disco so do the hustle!Take This Quiz - See More Quizzes Posted by on Tue, 23 Sep 2008 13:55:00 GMT |