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the coolest Lauren EVER!

I was born with an animal soul.

About Me

I'm Lauren. I love my family more than anything. I love hearing music (mostly of the rock genre) that I've never heard before, so if I've ever met you, chances are there's a song I love that I heard through you. I'm a math/physics nerd. I play some D&D and read fantasy books about dragons and wizards. I love learning new things. I abhor people who are rude and confrontational without reason. I hate children, cats, anime, and humanities/social sciences electives. I am finished talking about myself.


**I am unfortunately still learning how to balance my new "adult" life (credit cards, 401Ks, routine bathing) with my old "juvenile" life (Myspace, Harry Potter, genitalia-related humor). I probably won't be on here that much. Sorry.

My Interests

Music, Dungeons and Dragons, working at Best Buy, my hair, the noise the scanner makes when I scan a barcode at work, singing loudly, outgoing people, crossword puzzles, reading, AutoCad, factoring polynomials, acronyms, words that have a "y" in the middle rather than at an end, people watching, taquitos, snooping through other people's Ipods, shooting pool, listening to people talk about their hobbies, the acoustic qualities of my Saturn, The Order of the Stick.

I'd like to meet:

I would personally like to meet whoever came up with the idea of Fancy Feast "Restaurant Style" cat food. And punch them in the cornea. Cats blow.

Music:


Misfits, Metallica, Cancerslug, Sublime, MSI, Shinedown, Nine Inch Nails, Amon Amarth, Dragonforce, Jason Aldean, (oldish) RHCP, Fall Out Boy, Nickelback, Kelly Clarkson, Staind, Bush, The Mars Volta, Finntroll, Brad Paisley. I despise U2 at a level that is incomprehensible to most human life forms.

Movies:

Boondock Saints is my favorite movie of all time. Shaun of the Dead, Hot Fuzz, Dead Poets Society, Clueless, The 5th Element, Donnie Darko, Hot Rod, the Indiana Jones movies, Empire Records, Bring It On, Superbad, That Thing You Do!, Peter Pan, Lion King, the X-men movies, Dodgeball, Liar Liar, and the straight-to-ABC-family Olsen twins movies.

Television:

House, Heroes, Mythbusters, Dirty Jobs, Robot Chicken, America's Next Top Model, AFV, Attack of the Show, CSI, Leno, Letterman, X-Play, Numbers, Criminal Minds

Books:

Harry Potter Series, the Abhorsen trilogy, Brave New World, Macbeth, the works of Jonathan Swift, The Crucible, anything by R.A. Salvatore and anything else from Forgotten Realms(thank you Shawn!), anything fantasy, and of course ANIMORPHS!!!

Heroes:

Ross the Intern and Christopher-fucking-Walken

My Blog

stunning revelation or am I just the last to know?

It doesn't matter what other people think. Duh. I've gotten better at that over the years but I still worry about what people think about me when they read the music and television sections of my "gen...
Posted by the coolest Lauren EVER! on Mon, 27 Nov 2006 09:21:00 PST

yeah...I'm pretty damn awesome.

I played d&d yesterday and it kicked ass. Shawn is the greatest DM ever, although he has a disturbingly grotesque mind...Anyway, there was much butt-kicking, clothes-grappling, and pwning of ...
Posted by the coolest Lauren EVER! on Fri, 16 Jun 2006 04:46:00 PST

Because there's nothing better to do...

I'm posting a "blog" entry because I can. Also because no one reads them. So if you're actually reading this, you get a treat! You get to find out how much of a loser I am. This is top-secret info: 1....
Posted by the coolest Lauren EVER! on Thu, 20 Oct 2005 09:03:00 PST

Stupid Fucking CADD Computers!

So I'm in CADD right now. That means two periods of work-optional computer access. Translation: as long as I finish my project in time, I can fuck around as much as I want on the computers. However, w...
Posted by the coolest Lauren EVER! on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST