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Swift's Borax

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About Me

Wish I could be your Cheshire cat. I am usually missing things and mixing up what's good and bad. What I said and what I spat .... I like to this and need to that.Ending the day as I began and dodging the big full stop.
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Wolf J Flywheel the Fourth
Birthday: 17/06/12 B.C.
Birthplace: just outside of my mothers' womb
Current Location: Birmingham
Eye Color: Mixed greenyblue
Hair Color: Rainbow
Height: 6 feet - thats 1,447 milmeticentres
Right Handed or Left Handed: I alternate daily
Your Heritage: Anglo-Amazonian monkey clan
The Shoes You Wore Today: My Napalese goatherding sandals
Your Weakness: Fear of my weaknesses being discovered
Your Fears: My weaknesses
Your Perfect Pizza: Girl pizza
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: I hope to harvest the energy of a supernova before September
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: how r u
Thoughts First Waking Up: who put stuff in my eyes ?
Your Best Physical Feature: darling, i couldn't possibly
Your Bedtime: i have no bed, i hang bat-like from the ceiling
Your Most Missed Memory:
Pepsi or Coke: Pepsi
MacDonalds or Burger King: only when McDesperate
Single or Group Dates: Dates of all kinds are a laxative
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Iced tea
Chocolate or Vanilla: Strawberry (peppermint on mondays)
Cappuccino or Coffee: Cappuccino
Do you Smoke: very occasionally
Do you Swear: Now and then, but not as much as you, bastard
Do you Sing: Yes
Do you Shower Daily: Don't call me daily
Have you Been in Love: Never been in or out of love
Do you want to go to College: Yes, i want to learn to be a star innit
Do you want to get Married: Probably
Do you belive in yourself: Yes. I can spell believe, at least
Do you get Motion Sickness: I try not to mote too hard
Do you think you are Attractive: Thinking is for fools
Are you a Health Freak: Health is for freaks
Do you get along with your Parents: It's one long party
Do you like Thunderstorms: If they don't hunt me down and kill me
Do you play an Instrument: Sort of, fumble might be a better word than play
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: It's easier to drink it than snort it
In the past month have you Smoked: I have smoked several salmon and 2 bacons
In the past month have you been on Drugs: No, and no, I can't get you any.
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Yes, Renee Zellweger dragged me out (yawn)
In the past month have you gone to a Mall:
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: I live on Oreos. What are they ?
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Not deliberately
In the past month have you been on Stage: Dost thou know not, all the world is a stage ?
In the past month have you been Dumped: What am i , a computer ?
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping:
In the past month have you Stolen Anything:
Ever been Drunk:
Ever been called a Tease:
Ever been Beaten up: Circus dwarves attack me every day
Ever Shoplifted:
How do you want to Die:
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: a Ken doll
What country would you most like to Visit:
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: blue, green, brown or purple.
Favourite Hair Color: transparent
Short or Long Hair:
Height:
Weight:
Best Clothing Style:
Number of Drugs I have taken:
Number of CDs I own: 232
Number of Piercings: 0
Number of Tattoos: 0
Number of things in my Past I Regret: I regret not having counted them
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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Somebody who moves but not too fast. Somebody who grooves and can make it last. Mary and her little lamb. Some kind of Renee Zellweger

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I am looking through a newspaper jobs section.  Do I need to be told that ADT recruit on merit alone ? What does anybody else recruit on ? Karaoke talent ? NatWest bank are going to "Ma...
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