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maribeth

let's pretend we're in antarctica

About Me

i'm a nun, but a tatoo artist by night. i just got back from climbing mt. everest and just won the georgia lottery. i love extreme sports. i knit in my free time. i grow shitake mushrooms as a hobby. i collect barbie shoes. and i'm constantly looking for the perfect grilled cheese. and if anyone can find a snoopy snow cone machine for me for christmas, i will love you for life.http://www.flickr.com/photos/vintagefroofroo/

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My Interests

I'm interested in a bigger closet to house my shoes and a new liver...

I'd like to meet:

a good night's sleep and a briefcase with a gazillion dollars in it

Music:

I truly believe I would wither up and die if I was forced to live without it. The list is way too exhausting, but I might as well add a few old and new faves: bjork, beck, smiths/morissey, pixies, arcade fire, camera obscura, hooverphonic, new pornographers, ride, slowdive, mojave 3, mum, dressy bessy, softies, tv on the radio, libertines, my bloody valentine, rogue wave, hudson bell, andrew bird, and of horses, stone roses, sissy bar, st germain, madder rose, interpol, stars, cat power, elliott smith, neutral milk hotel, boo radleys, ambulance ltd.,the cure, beulah, tribe called quest, sonic youth, spoon,badly drawn boy, prince, (yea, thats right, he's badass!) husky rescue, radiohead, thievery corporation, snowden, teri moise, built to spill, dirty on purpose, selmanaires, deerhoof, architecture in helsinki, dandy warhols, eels, innocence mission, john vanderslice, mogwai, of montreal, olivia tremor control, pavement, sebadoh, broken social scene, sunset rubdown, wolf parade,the sea and cake, the walkmen, for those who know, deerhunter, asobi seksu, grizzly bear, the clientele, shout out louds, thao nguyen, headlights, cassavetes.

Movies:

i quote them when i'm drunk

Television:

infomercials

Books:

are books those things with words all over the pages?

Heroes:

madelynn and morgan mitchell.

My Blog

resolutions...yes, that's plural

okay, well i think summer is finally over and its time for me to get my act together....seriously.  i've had a very little time lately to even remember to even sleep (not to mention eat) due to a...
Posted by maribeth on Wed, 27 Dec 2006 10:09:00 PST

jesus drove a christler

"i dont want to burn for the rest of my life with gasoline drawers" "i need to have my mouth washed out with soap...the soap of the lord""if lovin the lord is wrong, i dont wanna be right"i just laugh...
Posted by maribeth on Mon, 20 Nov 2006 12:39:00 PST

robbie made me do this

if my life were a movie, this is evidentally the soundtrack according to shuffle on my itunes: (per robbie's bulletin...i was bored...) Opening Credits:"Meanwhile At the Bar, A Drunkard Muses":Arab ...
Posted by maribeth on Sun, 15 Oct 2006 03:21:00 PST

advice from a clumsy and fabulous basket case...

its never a good idea to open sugar packets in front of your air vents in your car when you have shiny lip gloss onif you pick poppies off the side of the road in north carolina, just pretend that yo...
Posted by maribeth on Sat, 14 Oct 2006 08:56:00 PST

bucket of wretched

my roommate just called someone a "bucket of wretched"...and then i fell over laughing hysterically
Posted by maribeth on Sat, 30 Sep 2006 02:33:00 PST

this was written on my friend's tip receipt last night...

i want to get crazy like a jackolantern monkey train...she got a tip too...
Posted by maribeth on Sat, 19 Aug 2006 03:28:00 PST

gravy....its mmmm good

So I was sitting at brunch the other day and my roommate and I were having one of those ridiculous conversations about random crap that means absolutely nothing...one of those conversations that after...
Posted by maribeth on Wed, 09 Aug 2006 04:23:00 PST