I look really nice today. |
I just wanted everybody to know that I look really nice today. My ass looks great in these jeans. I kind of need a haircut, but besides that, I'm looking quite dashing.
Posted by on Thu, 19 Apr 2007 05:05:00 GMT |
Plant Geek |
It is commonly known amongst those who know me that I am a sci-fi geek. What not as many people know is that I am also a plant geek. My parents have had a garden since I was a child. When I went home ...
Posted by on Mon, 14 Aug 2006 13:43:00 GMT |
Jews for Jesus party!!! |
I want to invite all Jews for Jesus, and everybody who's ever been interested in becoming one, to come to a sucking my sweaty ballsack party at my house. Refreshments will be BYO, b...
Posted by on Fri, 14 Jul 2006 13:04:00 GMT |
My first fan! |
So, I logged on to my comic strip page a couple days ago, and I had a message from a complete stranger, somebody I've never met, who sent me a message just to tell me my comics are funny! I was so exc...
Posted by on Fri, 14 Jul 2006 08:38:00 GMT |
You thought I was making it up. |
So, I get out of a show last night, and I'm standing out front with a couple other comics, and my phone vibrates, and I've got a voice message, and it's my dad, and he's calling because he thought of ...
Posted by on Fri, 28 Apr 2006 07:24:00 GMT |
The Swamps of Sadness |
My Father is an artist. As much as he likes to bitch about how under-appreciated he is, he's successfull; he does it for a living. I attribut his success largely to the fact that his mother told him h...
Posted by on Sat, 22 Apr 2006 21:59:00 GMT |
Bringers |
I'm about to throw up right now. Maybe it's more to do with the fact that I always really want to please everybody that I get so insane every time i have to do one of these things. The real personal i...
Posted by on Mon, 13 Feb 2006 14:57:00 GMT |
From 0 to WHORE in 60 seconds |
I created this myspace page over a year ago. A month ago, I didn't even know my password.I have logged on at least 50 times in the last 3 days. I sent an email to tech support last night because I cou...
Posted by on Tue, 24 Jan 2006 06:48:00 GMT |
I'm seriously pretty pissed off at Cake right now. |
he doors opened for Cake this evening at 6pm. There was no indication on my tickets what time the show was to start, so I assumed 7 was reasonable. At 7:30 the first act came out. Now, as a comic myse...
Posted by on Fri, 20 Jan 2006 22:00:00 GMT |
Poetry |
I was walking without an umbrellaon 23rd and 6thI saw a man asleepsitting up in a doorwaywearing thrift store shoes and a naval officer's hatand eight ringsone on each finger.Why is it that adding a s...
Posted by on Fri, 20 Jan 2006 12:01:00 GMT |
