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channelzero

www.channelzeroprose.blogspot.com

About Me



Because I cannot flatter and look fair, Smile in men's faces, smooth, deceive, and cog, Duck with French nods, and apish courtesy, I must be held a rancorous enemy.

My Interests

getting my writing published... poetry/prose, short stories, skateboarding, photography, derek and clive, tom and jerry, hannah barbera and droopy cartoons, derek hess, jose parla, henry chinaski, bill viola, billy childish, heraclitus, quantum psychology, psychoanalysis, maple glazed ring donuts, drawing, playing/collecting/trying to make music, drinking in freud, sleeping as much as humanly possbile, generally trying to regain my sense of humour.

I'd like to meet:

Willow and Tara.

Music:

pearl jam, tool, a perfect circle, blues explosion, marvin gaye, brassy, z-trip, q-bert, cannibal ox, aes rizzle! el producto, lif, cage, soundgarden, laura veirs, richie havens, rem, john frusciante, joanna newsom, stone temple pilots, sabbath, fugazi, battles, janis joplin, prefuse 73, nine inch nails, tori amos, hendrix, little richard, otis redding, bukem, black keys, led zeppelin, rakim, shadow, krush, jeff buckley, vincent 'prince vince' gallo, juice crew, soul sonic force, wu-tang, bukka white, miles davis, elliot smith, aretha franklin, bb king, muddy waters, ratm, black flag, bad religion, germs, sonics, sonic youth, radiohead, neil young, ramones, pretty purdie, james brown, bootsy, at the drive in, the mars volta, zombies, etc and so on.b

Movies:

empire - star wars - jedi - sith - clones - phantom menace. in that order. buffalo 66, straight story, indy trilogy, ferris bueller, breakfast club, marx brothers, niagra, the seven year itch, the day the earth stood still, earth vs the flying saucers, any john carpenter, cronenberg, life of brian, annie hall, apocalypse now, close encounters, hitchcock, born into this, the wild one, the warriors, animal house, the big sleep, the incredible shrinking man, riding giants, all bill viola, hokus pokus, video days, public domain, thrashin(come on - hook and the daggers? thats good stuff) wheels on fire/streets of fire, krooked, zoolander, style wars, beat street, scratch, pixar, kevin smith, all bill hicks , frankenstein/bride of frankenstein, young frankenstein, bachelor party, dead trilogy, chainsaw massacre, ghost world, and anything with 'christopher fucking walken'.

Television:

buffy, the twilight zone, sherlock holmes (basil rathbone -recognise), fraiser, disinfonation, monk, northern exposure, south park, family guy, spaced, black books, simpsons, m.a.s.h, moonlighting, roseanne, the sky at night, heroes.

Books:

henry charles bukowski, robert anton wilson, billy childish, satre, nietzsche, jung, Dali(!), henry rollins, basho, timothy leary, paul laffoley, henry miller, terry pratchett, tao te ching, kafka, feral house books, pablo neruda, r.m rilke, juxtapoz mag, frank miller, simon bisley, old marvel and dc.

Heroes:

anti-heroes: pope bob, rod serling, joss whedon, goatboy, tallulah bankhead, peter cook and dudley moore, dondi, seen, buk, Dali(!), laird hamilton, gonz, natas, bluto, the channel 4 news team, the todd, moe sizlak.

My Blog

New work July 2008

Live alone,  Die alone     'If you're gonna drown kittens, make sure you tie up the bag real good.' He lifted the silver revolver and Gently placed the barrel between her eyes,  ...
Posted by channelzero on Fri, 04 Jul 2008 07:11:00 PST

NEW SHORT STORY MAY 2008

Opposite sleep.     He saw that there were 2 babies, and decided to kill them both. He could feel his heart pump and saliva pool under his tongue. The very thought of eating made him crazed...
Posted by channelzero on Tue, 13 May 2008 03:59:00 PST

NEW STORY. August 2007.

ONE LAST THING. Jan 20071.The walls could not be more beige. How did they even invent a colour this fucking tragic&Frank saw the window. His window, and gripped the handles of his wheelchair  ...
Posted by channelzero on Fri, 07 Sep 2007 03:10:00 PST

OPEN MIC EVENING

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Posted by channelzero on Thu, 08 Feb 2007 07:27:00 PST

3 NEW POEMS, JANUARY 2007

Shorty's ready to go.Little shorty was ready for some shit when he walked intoUsMaybe it was the coldOr maybe his crazy little hat was too tightOn this crazy little headBut he stood there waiting for ...
Posted by channelzero on Thu, 01 Feb 2007 11:58:00 PST

PHOTOGRAPHY Pt.1

Follow this Flickr link to some photography of mine. I will be updating /adding frequently, so keep checking back and send comments if ya like. http://www.flickr.com/photos/channelzero/ D....
Posted by channelzero on Tue, 22 Aug 2006 07:34:00 PST

LINKS PAGE

here are some links for you. some are just good sites worth visiting, some are just funny crap. (to me). Will be updated as often as possible. D.SITES:www.rawilson.comwww.aintitcool.comwww.juxtapoz.co...
Posted by channelzero on Fri, 04 Aug 2006 06:07:00 PST

New Story. Published in Creative Week, July '06.

Joe and Jim and the limes.They walked into the bar and ordered two beers.The bottles came down on the bar with a welcoming clankThe limes squashed into the necksThe light green juice running down the ...
Posted by channelzero on Thu, 27 Jul 2006 01:20:00 PST

more early writing

you wait and wait for something to write about...he was teetering on the edge 2 floors up when I saw himpolice waiting on the groundand a couple approaching him on the roofhe had no way outas the 2 pi...
Posted by channelzero on Wed, 19 Jul 2006 09:14:00 PST

3 more from a few years back

DESPERATE.it rained all day and all night yesterdayhard and fast like it shouldlike the clouds were exorcisedby the gods and now float through the atmosphereunhinderedand today there's the smellthe da...
Posted by channelzero on Thu, 22 Jun 2006 03:36:00 PST