Comprised of four lovely (and rather beautiful) members, The Whitechapel Harlots is a female-fronted rock band from Cleveland, Ohio that has many punk and indie influences. (see "INFLUENCES" section for more details)
Once called "post-pop punk princesses with a perilous panache" by someone who will remain nameless, we like to think we're the next best thing to sliced bread, even though we've been told we, as musicians, don't fit in the "food pyramid."
We now have some glorious songs for you to feast your ears on. And we know you’ll love them (don't think we're being conceited, we got our info from the Zoltar fortune telling machine at Rye Playland, so it can't be a lie. I mean, look what happened to little Josh the last time he met up with Zoltar…)
That said you should know deep down in your heart that we really are still writing all of our songs specifically with you in mind. Know that we love you and really do appreciate you and we'll never take you for granted. I mean, what is a better way to convey our love for you than through music? We'd send you flowers and candies and the epic poem we wrote about our time together in Languedoc, but you still haven't sent us your forwarding address, so you can't be angry.
We're just playing hard to get...and you said you liked that...
