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kristina

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About Me

How do you paint of picture of yourself in a 4x5 inch text box? Born and raised in the $tL--I love friends, family, movies, books, running, dancing, yoga, shoes, dogs, palm trees, waking up at noon, staying up til 5, pizza, writing, live music, Sundays, going to movies, going out to eat, dirty martinis, sunsets, the beach, US Weekly, watching people fall, sushi, guys with skillz, BigBootyBitches, Molly Shannon (don't get my started!), fashion magazines, a glass/bottle of wine before/with/after dinner, laughing so hard that I choke on a taco from Jack in the Box and need the heimlech (thanks Tara), and all that comes along with it.
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My Interests

What interests me are interesting people.

I'd like to meet:

I'd like to 're'meet people I've lost touch with over the years.

Music:

Yes, please.

Movies:

Anything that can make me laugh but I like good "mindfuck" from time to time. Dumb and Dumber, Mary Poppins, Momento, When Harry Met Sally, Reality Bites, Fight Club, Lord of Rings trilogy (especially III), Requiem for a Dream, Trainspotting, most Kevin Smith movies (not Jersey Girl), everything with Johnny Depp including Fear and Loathing, From Hell, Gilbert Grape, Edward Scissorhands, etc. Lets not forget Pretty Woman, Blow, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Groove, The Incredibles, Primal Fear, American History X, Boondock Saints, The Game, Shakespeare in Love, Grind, Old School, Wedding Crashers, Erin Brokovich, My Best Friends Wedding, Braveheart, Princess Bride, Forget Paris, An Officer and A Gentleman (mmm, Richard Gere), Top Gun, Bridget Jones Diary, Addicted to Love, French Kiss, When A Man Loves A Woman (mmm, Andy Garcia), and so many more....

Television:

I don't have cable. I have 2, 4, 5, 9, and 11. I'd like to say that I'm not one of those "tv" people but when I can I enjoy anything on TBS, VH1, or Discovery. Sex and the City, Family Guy, Arrested Development, King of Queens, Will & Grace, That 70's Show, The Office, old Saturday Night Live, Americas Funniest Home Videos (not with Bob Saget, that shit is too corny), Cold Case Files, Inked--but MTV makes me want to slit my wrists.

Books:

I'm always in the middle of something and I'm always open to suggestions. Take away my tv and give me Harry Potter any day. I want all the the walls in my house to be bookcases filled to the brim. Books to the ceiling, Books to the sky, My pile of books is a mile high. How I love them! How I need them! I'll have a long beard by the time I read them. Arnold Lobel

Heroes:

Clark Kent and Perez Hilton.

My Blog

Hell, Explained by Chemistry Student

    The following is an actual question given on a University of Washington, chemistry mid term. The answer by one student was so profound that the professor shared it with colleag...
Posted by kristina on Tue, 11 Sep 2007 08:44:00 PST