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Tiff & Jason

Jimmy, you're going down! Say goodbye wheaties,say goodbye hollywood squares,say goodbye bling bling

About Me


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No I'm not!! Ok yeah I'm a bitch so don't F--k with me!!!! You are an angry drunk
You let your problems get to you when you are drunk more than any other time. You drink to escape reality, but instead, you become bogged down with all of your problems. To avoid this, try drinking only socially, and only if you are having a good day.
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Name: Jason
Birthday: Feb 18
Birthplace: P-Town, VA
Current Location: Suffolk
Eye Color: Blue
Hair Color: Brown
Height: 5' 9" and maybe a half or so
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right
Your Heritage: Cool People, hot chix and studs
The Shoes You Wore Today: Steel Toed Timberland Boots
Your Weakness: Tiffany and V8 engines
Your Fears: Tiffany and V8 engines
Your Perfect Pizza: Ham and Onion (Papa Johns ONLY)
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Start Electrical Engineering Degree
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: Don't use it - it's gay
Thoughts First Waking Up: Where am I? Oh, the dogs need to go out.
Your Best Physical Feature: My big toe (It's Cool)
Your Bedtime: Whenever Tiff says
Your Most Missed Memory: High School Baseball
Pepsi or Coke: Coke
MacDonalds or Burger King: BK
Single or Group Dates: What are dates??
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Lipton, Nestea sux
Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: Beer
Do you Smoke: No
Do you Swear: F*^% No
Do you Sing: Only when I've been drinking
Do you Shower Daily: Yep
Have you Been in Love: I am now
Do you want to go to College: Been there, still there, don't know when i'll leave there
Do you want to get Married: In the process right now
Do you belive in yourself: Big Time
Do you get Motion Sickness: Only hung over on the boat while trolling
Do you think you are Attractive: I've heard I was
Are you a Health Freak: Starting to become one
Do you get along with your Parents: Always
Do you like Thunderstorms: There's nothing better
Do you play an Instrument: I won't go there
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: UUUHHH, yeah
In the past month have you Smoked: UUUHHH, maybe
&..39;In the past month have you been on Drugs:' No
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Only with Tiff - it's more like a love fest meeting
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Yep - Is Bass Pro Shops considered a mall yet?
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: Hell no, but Tiff has
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Gross, I have a grill - F-*%@ sushi
In the past month have you been on Stage: No
In the past month have you been Dumped: Obviously not
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: Does the bathtub count?
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: An ink pen
Ever been Drunk: No - ok, I was joking
Ever been called a Tease: Yes
Ever been Beaten up: Yes, by a fat kid and my brother, but I got in a few good shots - if you haven't been beaten up you haven't talked trash to enough people
Ever Shoplifted: Not that I remember
How do you want to Die: Duck Hunting with naked chicks
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Isn't it too late for that - Nuclear Electrician will have to do for now
What country would you most like to Visit: Germany - I'd love to call everyone a Nazi and laugh
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Tiff's eyes
Favourite Hair Color: Tiff's hair color
Short or Long Hair: Tiff's hair length
Height: OK, this is kind of gay
Weight: I'm marrying Tiffany, so whatever she weighs
Best Clothing Style: She only wears American Eagle or anything expensive
Number of Drugs I have taken: Not Applicable, I'm an Angel
Number of CDs I own: CDs still exist??
Number of Piercings: None
Number of Tattoos: None
Number of things in my Past I Regret: Only a few, but I won't mention any names
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My Interests

JASON - da butt (and also I like tennis), baseball, football, hunting/fishing, good movies, golf, video games, working on my house - TIFFANY - yeah, what he said

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JASON - Dan Marino, Cal Ripken Jr., Dale Earnhardt Jr., Vince Vaughan, George Strait- TIFFANY - Keith Urban, Sean William Scott aka "Stifler", Molly Shannon, Kasey Kahne

Music:

George Strait, Keith Urban, Kenny Chesney, Brooks & Dunn, Rage Against the Machine, Led Zepplin, Pink Floyd, The Allman Brothers, Lynyrd Skynyrd, Hank Williams Jr., Chris Ledoux

Movies:

Bull Durham, Braveheart, The Ladies Man, Swingers, We Were Soldiers, Field Of Dreams, Band Of Brothers, Napolean Dynamite, Pulp Fiction, Varsity Blues, Scarface, Usual Suspects, and many more

Television:

24, Seinfeld, That 70's Show, King of the Hill, Southpark, Everybody Loves Raymond, The Sopranos, Family Guy, Anything on the History or Military Channel

Books:

Books are for people who can't afford cable
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