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Buried at PhotoCasket.comi'm a modern man, a man for the millenium, digital and smoke free, a diversified multi-cultural post modern deconstuctionist. I'm politically,anatomicly, and ecologicaly incorrect. I've been uplinked I've been downloaded. I've been inputed and outsourced. I know the upside of downsizing and i know the downside of upgrading.
A cutting edge, state-of-art bicoastal multi-tasker, and i can give you a gigabyte in a nano-second.
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bottom-feeder. I wear power-ties, I tell power-lies, I take power naps, and I run victory laps.
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I take it slow, i go with the flow, i ride with the tide, i got glide in my stride. Driving and moving, sailing and spinning, jivin' and groovin', wailin' and winning. I don't snooze, so i don't lose, i keep the petal to the metal and the rubber on the road, I party harty, and lunch time is crunch time. I'm Hangin' in, there ain't no doubt, and i'm hangin tough over and out.....-George Carlin
Buried at PhotoCasket.comI am the #1 hyperactive knucklehead ninja! I am an outgoing person i like to think of myself as a down to earth guy with a wide range of interests such as (but not limited to: martial arts, playing guitar, anime/sci-fi, playing pool, hanging out with friends, reading, skiing, jet skiing, camping, motorcyles,and much more.....so act now operators are standing by!
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